Cricket 2012: Cricket has always been a game stuck in the past

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Blackface in crowd	129	55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings	104	44.64%
Total:	233 votes

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Coucho Marx: Mar 2, 2009; kick back and relax

I think someone was saying it was going over?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:29

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# ? May 17, 2024 22:06

Butt Wizard: Nov 3, 2005; It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

fong posted:

Seriously though, McCallum 0, Anderson 0, Rochi 0.

dream big new zealand

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:29

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Who was that idiot who said Taylor should be dropped? Because hes one of the two players preventing NZ getting embarassed. gently caress sake New Zealand, at least make it a contest.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:29

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Reasonable review tbf, was within millimetres of being out

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:29

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

fong posted:

Seriously though, McCallum 0, Anderson 0, Rochi 0.

Lot of firepower we've kept to 0.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:30

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Much closer than it looked. How tall is Elliot?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:30

puchu: Sep 20, 2004; hiya~

I'm Abe Simpson walking in to and directly out of the brothel only the brothel is this thread

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:30

Jon Von Anchovi: Sep 5, 2014

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Ouch

Way closer than I thought live.

About 49% of the ball was hitting; just to save dharmasena not being 0 from 2

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:30

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

puchu posted:

I'm Abe Simpson walking in to and directly out of the brothel only the brothel is this thread

Ironically, it's New Zealand getting hosed

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:31

Smorgasbord: Jun 18, 2004; Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Haha Watson trying to stop that quick single

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:33

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

Low run chases can be scary tbh.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:33

put both hands in: Nov 28, 2007; FYFE

Smorgasbord posted:

Powerplay danger zone incoming

lol

The time it took to drive from work to home, NZ got rekt

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:34

Airstream Driver: May 6, 2009

My money is on Australia going the tonk and being 5/40 after 5

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:35

Butt Wizard: Nov 3, 2005; It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

serious gaylord posted:

Who was that idiot who said Taylor should be dropped? Because hes one of the two players preventing NZ getting embarassed. gently caress sake New Zealand, at least make it a contest.

If anything it showed that Taylor is super reliant on the others around him performing and that this kind of batting is all he's really capable of.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:35

The Deadly Hume: May 26, 2004; Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

puchu posted:

I'm Abe Simpson walking in to and directly out of the brothel only the brothel is this thread

It was a burlesque house not a brothel.

Slightly classier.

We are classy ladies.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:35

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

Yay Mijo.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:35

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

This is seriously shithouse.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:35

Windmill Hut: Jul 21, 2008

Elliot is gonna run out of partners

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:35

The Deadly Hume: May 26, 2004; Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

And another satisfied customer.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:36

Smorgasbord: Jun 18, 2004; Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Henry should come in now but it will be Southee

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:36

Coucho Marx: Mar 2, 2009; kick back and relax

Sorry, Vettori.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:36

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Uh, 190?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:36

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Our dan

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:36

MacDougall: Apr 21, 2008; Definitely Australian

MacDougall posted:

Dan will save the day.

No... not Dan too.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:36

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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The inevitable Aussie collapse is going to be hilarious

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:36

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

Its a cliche to say that a player looks like he's playing another game but Elliot looks like he's playing another game.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:37

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

This could yet be a replay of the group stage game!!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:37

dusty: Nov 30, 2004

Butt Wizard posted:

If anything it showed that Taylor is super reliant on the others around him performing and that this kind of batting is all he's really capable of.

He's gone backwards. 3 years ago he was able to tonk it - these days, not so much. Poor bastard.

Southee bowled for a duck, calling it now

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:37

puchu: Sep 20, 2004; hiya~

The Deadly Hume posted:

It was a burlesque house not a brothel.

Slightly classier.

We are classy ladies.

I'll never recover from this

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:39

The Deadly Hume: May 26, 2004; Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

iajanus posted:

The inevitable Aussie collapse is going to be hilarious

While it's not going to be a big score it's enough if we get a case of the skittles. It'll all hang on Boult I think.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:39

Windmill Hut: Jul 21, 2008

oh god

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:39

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Welp

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:40