Cricket 2012: Cricket has always been a game stuck in the past

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Blackface in crowd	129	55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings	104	44.64%
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Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

Haha southee is poo poo.

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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

400 is on here

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Jon Von Anchovi: Sep 5, 2014

Butt Wizard posted:

Just bowl short and get it over with

Good post this

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auzdark: Aug 29, 2005; Mercy is the cry of the soul that stirred,
Mercy is the cry and it's never heard.

webmeister posted:

400 is on here

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Smorgasbord: Jun 18, 2004; Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Apart from the England game Southee has been atrocious, bowling like old Tim who I thought we'd left behind.

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Lionel Richie: Nov 14, 2004

Did that fella have a Hitler tache?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 10:55

ColtMcAsskick: Nov 7, 2010

Clarke would definitely be a member of the cobra Kai dojo

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runoverbobby: Apr 21, 2007; Fighting like beavers.

Looks like Southee's rear end in a top hat is dripping in Australian roo cum.

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Lionel Richie: Nov 14, 2004

hahahahahhah

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Noxin of Shame: Jul 25, 2005; Our Dan

So Guptill claims most runs of the world cup? Who ended up with top wicket taker?

E: it's happening

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Butt Wizard: Nov 3, 2005; It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Watto time

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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Ouch. I actually feel sorry for Clarkey

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birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

WATTO TIME

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Smorgasbord: Jun 18, 2004; Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

GOT 'EM YES PISS OF YER OUT GAME ON MOTHERFUCKERS

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Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

Haha come back on

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Mister Chief: Jun 6, 2011

There is a bloke dressed as Greg Chappell with a toothbrush moustache.

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monkeu: Jun 1, 2000; by Reene

Watto to win the World Cup :hellyeah:

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Smorgasbord: Jun 18, 2004; Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Noxin of Shame posted:

So Guptill claims most runs of the world cup? Who ended up with top wicket taker?

E: it's happening

Boult & Starc tied.

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MacDougall: Apr 21, 2008; Definitely Australian

Smith better hit the runs and not Watson.

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auzdark: Aug 29, 2005; Mercy is the cry of the soul that stirred,
Mercy is the cry and it's never heard.

BIG SHOW to get the last runs.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 10:57

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Butt Wizard posted:

Watto time

Butt Wizard posted:

Watto time

Butt Wizard posted:

Watto time

Butt Wizard posted:

Watto time

Butt Wizard posted:

Watto time

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You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Ah well. Almost Clarkey

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birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

The Watsoning: IMMINENT

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birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Double post: Double Watto

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put both hands in: Nov 28, 2007; FYFE

Mister Chief posted:

There is a bloke dressed as Greg Chappell with a toothbrush moustache.

I'm pretty sure I saw Hulk Hogan in the crowd

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Jon Von Anchovi: Sep 5, 2014

Birdstrike posted:

WATTO TIME

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Airstream Driver: May 6, 2009

Smith should get out too so it can be Watto and Maxwell.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 10:58

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Lionel Richie posted:

Did that fella have a Hitler tache?

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Centusin: Aug 5, 2009

I hope Watson rips his shirt off when he hits the winning runs

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Varkk: Apr 17, 2004

Good to see McCullum running in to congratulate Clarke instead of the bowler.

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Airstream Driver: May 6, 2009

Come on Watto, earn your $2.5 mill bud

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put both hands in: Nov 28, 2007; FYFE

Shane "More World Cup wins than Martin Crowe and Dan Vettori" Watson

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CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Remember when Clarke got booed when he was first captain? What a massive difference today as he walks off

# ? Mar 29, 2015 10:59

Mister Chief: Jun 6, 2011

Cat Terrist posted:

Remember when Clarke got booed when he was first captain? What a massive difference today as he walks off

I'm still doing it.

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Fanatic: Mar 9, 2006

Scylo posted:

I hope Watson rips his shirt off when he hits the winning runs

It'll almost be worth it to see his OTT reaction.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 11:00

Burn Down Canberra: Oct 27, 2005; GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

Yay Smith.

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The Deadly Hume: May 26, 2004; Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

At least Smith got a 50 too.

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put both hands in: Nov 28, 2007; FYFE

Scylo posted:

I hope Watson rips his shirt off when he hits the winning runs

When he hits the winning runs, Ronchi will rip his shirt off to reveal an Australian flag tattoo on his chest and Southern Cross tattoo on his back and then join the Aussie huddle.

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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Five consecutive 50s for Smith :psyduck:

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Coucho Marx: Mar 2, 2009; kick back and relax

Smith is really, really loving good.

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