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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chris James 2 posted:

People on Twitter saying Bray sprained his ankle warming up

:lol: this Mania already cursed

This would be amazing if true, but hosed up if false.


This is my fetish. Feuds being ruined, I mean, not Hatsune (Unless she's ruining a feud).

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thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

replace bray with bo and save wrestlemania imo

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is a false flag, undertaker was never ready to wrestle, obama injected cancer into connor

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

thehappyprince posted:

replace bray with bo and save wrestlemania imo

This, but Brock.

Bo-ck.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Corporate Kane posted:

this is a false flag, undertaker was never ready to wrestle, obama injected cancer into connor

That flaming chair couldn't melt steel.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 44 minutes!

Wow.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

thehappyprince posted:

replace bray with bo and save wrestlemania imo

WWE are too fucktarded to do something as smart as this.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
"it was me, bway wyatt, it was me aww awong"

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


He'll probably just tape the poo poo out of his ankle and then wrestle a shorter match, allowing for LL Cool J to play "Doin' It" as a bonus jam.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
ironic that undertaker wouldn't show up for the build and now bray won't show up for the match. makes u think

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Charles Gnarwin posted:

He'll probably just tape the poo poo out of his ankle and then wrestle a shorter match, allowing for LL Cool J to play "Doin' It" as a bonus jam.

better outcome honestly

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Tezzeract posted:

lol if you guys think roman reigns is going to win

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kE0foolmEw

brock says FU!

Apparently he's also still rocking the beard

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 44 minutes!
The druids are going to turn on Taker.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Charles Gnarwin posted:

He'll probably just tape the poo poo out of his ankle and then wrestle a shorter match, allowing for LL Cool J to play "Doin' It" as a bonus jam.

As long as he has some fine rear end honeys dry humping the floor and LL sure. Cause that's really the only way that song should be performed live. :colbert:

Same goes for Ice Cube's - You can do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6auk1TkGtVQ

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

NickRoweFillea posted:

better outcome honestly

Yeah I fail to see any negatives here

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!


Derpy Warrior statue is ready for Wrestlemania!

He's staring into your soul.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Bray doesn't need an ankle to summon ghost children and shoot lightning, it's fine

They'll use ancient swamp magic on him aka a cortisone shot and some painkillers

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

BGrifter posted:



Derpy Warrior statue is ready for Wrestlemania!

He's staring into your soul.


:stare: Warrior never died he was just bronzed while still alive. If it's eyes start to bleed is that considered a WWE miracle?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Jiro posted:

:stare: Warrior never died he was just bronzed while still alive. If it's eyes start to bleed is that considered a WWE miracle?

my eyes bleed every RAW so if it is then saint me

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
RIP Warrior, he's keeping the gays and muslims out of heaven with the angels of hate now.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

I wish i could make a video that would make brock lesnar tell me to go gently caress myself :smith:

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

thehappyprince posted:

replace bray with bo and save wrestlemania imo

"You tried to keep your streak alive, you really did, but sometimes trying is not enough....you could have kept the streak alive if you just BO-LIEVED"

*gets chokeslammed and tombstoned*

Is LL Cool J really giving a concert? Has a concert ever gone over well at a wrestling show?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Ribsauce posted:

"You tried to keep your streak alive, you really did, but sometimes trying is not enough....you could have kept the streak alive if you just BO-LIEVED"

*gets chokeslammed and tombstoned*

Is LL Cool J really giving a concert? Has a concert ever gone over well at a wrestling show?

3MB was over.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
All members of the Shield are undefeated at Mania so far. Time to give all three of them singles wins, obviously.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Shima Honnou posted:

RIP Warrior, he's keeping the gays and muslims out of heaven with the angels of hate now.

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
yeah like warrior is in heaven and not on the spaceship

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Can the guy with the brock avatar please stop posting so much

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Fiveace Attorney posted:

yeah like warrior is in heaven and not on the spaceship

It's been like a year, guaranteed that he loaded the rocket ship with the fuel and made it there by now!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Anime Curator posted:

The druids are going to turn on Taker.

I am 100% behind this.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

:ohdear: Please be good Wrestlemania.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://vine.co/v/OLhLrFg031p

they ain't chanting for tonight's main eventers

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

:ohdear: Please be good Wrestlemania.

Hahahahahahahahaha. You know what WAS good? The Rock last night on SNL.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_yWxB9VW0c

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

:ohdear: Please be good Wrestlemania.

i dont expect it to be good

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 44 minutes!

Vertical Lime posted:

https://vine.co/v/OLhLrFg031p

they ain't chanting for tonight's main eventers

they're saying roman reiyes

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Vertical Lime posted:

https://vine.co/v/OLhLrFg031p

they ain't chanting for tonight's main eventers

:munch:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

sounds like they're just excited to be there

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Vertical Lime posted:

https://vine.co/v/OLhLrFg031p

they ain't chanting for tonight's main eventers

poo poo like this is why I will never not be hype for Mania. The spectacle alone knocks any show up several notches, even if it's mediocre in a vacuum.

Which it will be.

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
if bryan does not win his match it is really going to be out of control

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



BGrifter posted:



Derpy Warrior statue is ready for Wrestlemania!

Yeah he is.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Beautiful. :allears:

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