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Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us? :cry:
Big Show: :350:
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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I have a six pack of http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/10607/22193/ which may not be enough for six hours, but I also have half a bottle of my roommate's vodka that he hasn't touched in months and I just bought some orange juice this morning :getin:

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Why aren't they called the swinging cats? It's an open goal!!

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Rusev is the babyface everywhere but America.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


StarkRavingMad posted:

I don't know why they even bother having the Battle Royal, it's been scientifically proven that no one can lift the Big Show over the top rope

He HAS to be the odds-on favorite to win it all!

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


The wife and I have wine and two cases of beer.


We ready.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

abraham linksys posted:

I have a six pack of http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/10607/22193/ which may not be enough for six hours, but I also have half a bottle of my roommate's vodka that he hasn't touched in months and I just bought some orange juice this morning :getin:

I have a full bottle of decent tequila, my body is ready

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
So since the first hour is free and the 2nd hour is Network exclusive, the first hour is going to be pretty bullshit I guess.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

abraham linksys posted:

I have a six pack of http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/10607/22193/ which may not be enough for six hours, but I also have half a bottle of my roommate's vodka that he hasn't touched in months and I just bought some orange juice this morning :getin:

GOOD poo poo POSTER

seriously im jealous

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


StarkRavingMad posted:

I don't know why they even bother having the Battle Royal, it's been scientifically proven that no one can lift the Big Show over the top rope

Remember that time people said nobody could lift up the Big Show to put him through a table, and then he got kicked and stepped on one, breaking it and losing

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



sticklefifer posted:

Oh good. Kidd and Cesaro have the official tag team name of Kidd Cesaro. :effort:

I'll have you know they're the Uppercats.

BAWRLIN
Nov 23, 2003

He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.
I have a lot of cheap vodka and absolutely no self-respect.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
I'm going to literally cry if Lana doesn't show up tonight

Git Mah Belt Son
Apr 26, 2003

Happy Happy Gators

St Evan Echoes posted:

Why aren't they called the swinging cats? It's an open goal!!

They are the Uppercats, I will hear nothing else.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
poo poo I missed the first 7 minutes, have I already missed the jobber match??

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
Never forget that Rusev kicked Cena so hard in the dick that he passed out

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

drat, it fine, WWE. You made WM dirt cheap and I have nothing better to do so I'll give you my $10. I hope you're happy. Now you can count me into your inflated subscriber stats you use to placate antsy stock owners.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I think Cena/Rusev will be motn

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Rusev is the best. "My answer is NO!"

Please god let this end with a Putin run in

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
If you don't have the Network, the Kickoff's streaming on Youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT2MctEOGo8

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Cena, physical violence is not considered free speech! Stop!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Carver Crisis posted:

I'm going to literally cry if Lana doesn't show up tonight

She's filming, try not to cry too hard

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Rusev rules. America sucks.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Cena is a bully just like America!

Russia #1

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


BGrifter posted:

Rusev rules. America sucks.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Shima Honnou posted:

poo poo I missed the first 7 minutes, have I already missed the jobber match??

Does Renee vs. the letter S count?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I can't believe that after brutally trying to kill Rusev, John Cena would take Lana captive in his mansion and she has not been seen or heard from since.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Lmao just lmao if you aren't super hyped to see Cena fight for America

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Cena is a bully just like America!

Russia #1

Be a star

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

STAC Goat posted:

drat, it fine, WWE. You made WM dirt cheap and I have nothing better to do so I'll give you my $10. I hope you're happy. Now you can count me into your inflated subscriber stats you use to placate antsy stock owners.

Honestly, I am sure you spend 9.99 at least 15 times a month on something you get way less value out of than the Network. NXT alone is worth it. Think about how many things you blow 10 bucks on in a month

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Chris James 2 posted:

She's filming, try not to cry too hard
WWE, and Ryback, are Dumb As gently caress

edit: she's here you fucker!!!!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
in putintron we trust

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Alain Post posted:

Lmao just lmao if you aren't super hyped to see Cena fight for America

What if I'm not American

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

That video package was so good

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
LANAAAAAAAA

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

abraham linksys posted:

I have a six pack of http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/10607/22193/ which may not be enough for six hours, but I also have half a bottle of my roommate's vodka that he hasn't touched in months and I just bought some orange juice this morning :getin:

I have about seven coors lights and three Irish ales. this should be good... right?

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Lana is here! BLESS THE LORD GO RUSSIA

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
LANA!!!! :dance:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

What if I'm not American

:getout:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

LANA :siren:

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

LANA'S HERE

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