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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

cronox2: Jul 24, 2010; woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

I love that Rusev is already a bit sweaty presumably 4 hours before his match.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:10

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# ? May 24, 2024 03:10

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Carver Crisis posted:

I'm going to literally cry if Lana doesn't show up tonight

There'll be no need for crying

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:10

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

She's back and looking great.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

LANA is back!!!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Ribsauce posted:

Rusev is the best. "My answer is NO!"

Please god let this end with a Putin run in

Putin strikes me more as a poison guy. Cena might not come out at %100.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Lana!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

That video package holy poo poo

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Hey look it's Lana, already some points!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Ribsauce posted:

Honestly, I am sure you spend 9.99 at least 15 times a month on something you get way less value out of than the Network. NXT alone is worth it. This about how many things you blow 10 bucks on in a month

Yeah. I'm mildly interested and $10 is so drat cheap that I find it hard not to rationalize dropping it for the same price of a pizza or something.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

BAWRLIN: Nov 23, 2003; He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

What if I'm not American

Get out.

Bring back more hotwings.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Alain Post posted:

Lmao just lmao if you aren't super hyped to see Cena ~~fight~~ die for America

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

:siren:

the 9.99 song :siren:

:siren:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Carver Crisis posted:

I'm going to literally cry if Lana doesn't show up tonight

YOU HAVE GREAT POWER

NOW WISH FOR BROCK TO GO OVER, QUICK

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

If John Cena is crushed, America dies?

John Cena is apparently a load-bearing patriot.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

Keg: Sep 22, 2014

gently caress yes a Sum 41 soundalike lmao

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Goddamn that is Lana's hottest outfit yet

I want Rusev to win so bad, I know he won't but he is so loving good. His improvement in the last year is amazing. A year ago they wouldn't even let him touch the mic and now he can carry a segment

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

BAWRLIN posted:

Get out.

Bring back more hotwings.

I've got the mescal

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

LANAAAAA

MANIA SAVED

(Hope I predicted she'd show, I honestly forget)

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

MrDru posted:

I have about seven coors lights and three Irish ales. this should be good... right?

not nearly enough

this is 4 hours gogog

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

just saw Lana, p good mania imo

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:11

Carlton Banks: Jan 5, 2004; "The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

"Death to America/Israel/John Cena" - Rusev

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Although this "$9.99" theme song is seriously making me question finalizing this decision.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

LANA AND RUSEV MADE UP! :love:

:love:

I love that they bonded over the realization that compassion is weakness :ussr:

:ussr:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Thank god they flew Lana away from whatever bullshit movie she's in.

GO RUSSIA

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

From Yahoo's WM predictions:

quote:

You remember how The Ultimate Warrior went from winning the WWE Intercontinental Championship and working his way up in defeating Hulk Hogan for the WWE title? Daniel Bryan is about to do the opposite.

:smith:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

Sionistic: Apr 22, 2008; We don't need your money!

Rusev you don't wrestle for at least 2 hours and are already warming up

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Aw, I love it when they do the kick off with the crowd.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

What does the set look like, anyway

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

jesus christ how can someone who watches Raw every week be all abloo blooing over taking the time to watch the preshow I hate my poo poo friends (some are cool though)

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Ok, I want to see the Rusev match now.

If the production crew can make me care about the main event I'll be shocked.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Booker got taste as always.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:12

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

StarkRavingMad posted:

YOU HAVE GREAT POWER

NOW WISH FOR BROCK TO GO OVER, QUICK

I'm going to literally die if Roman Reigns wins

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:13

BAWRLIN: Nov 23, 2003; He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

I've got the mescal

Welcome to America!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:13

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

MotU posted:

jesus christ how can someone who watches Raw every week be all abloo blooing over taking the time to watch the preshow I hate my poo poo friends (some are cool though)

tell your idiot friends they already missed Lana

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:13

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Ages posted:

If John Cena is crushed, America dies?

John Cena is apparently a load-bearing patriot.

Or a dog's tail.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:13

89: Feb 24, 2006; #worldchamps

I'm confused cause I went from central time to Vegas time this morning. When does WM start?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:13

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Dr. rear end posted:

From Yahoo's WM predictions:

yeah but if he wins he'll have the triple crown

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:13

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

STAC Goat posted:

Yeah. I'm mildly interested and $10 is so drat cheap that I find it hard not to rationalize dropping it for the same price of a pizza or something.

I hope this show owns so you don't feel ripped off

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:13

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

BGrifter posted:

Rusev is the babyface everywhere but America.

this is one part of the country where he'd be a huge face, imo

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Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

89 posted:

I'm confused cause I went from central time to Vegas time this morning. When does WM start?

7 Eastern, 4 Pacific

One hour and forty five minutes from right now

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:13

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