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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Fiveace Attorney posted:

what if taker returns as bizkit taker

The worst loving version of Taker. Truly this will be the worst Wrestlemania of current times.

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Otto von Ruthless posted:

What would they even do if Bray couldn't go? I mean they've gotta put the Undertaker up against somebody
Put Bo Dallas in a fake beard and a fedora, no one will tell the difference.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

someusername posted:

Harper's not doing anything.

He's in the IC ladder match

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Vertical Lime posted:

that's a pretty big pepsi logo next to the scoreboard

big enough for someone to hide there

That's....that's The Wall, Brother!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Bray Wyatt gets a gimmick change, only speaks in donkey noises.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
"There's no one who walks the line between madness and genius like Bray Wyatt" I'd argue Vince qualifies

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


can he do the 1 litre diet coke without burping challege

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
aloe blacc

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
the man behind the hit song "the man"

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Renee, he didn't invent America The Beautiful.

That was Michael PS Hayes. Please respect.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

someusername posted:

Harper's not doing anything.

This is obviously the best answer, but I've gotta think the WWE mindset would be to find some more star power

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Bard Maddox posted:

the man behind the hit song "the man"

the man behind the man in twenty-one and man

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Bard Maddox posted:

the man behind the hit song "the man"

elton john?

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Thank you so much!

BAWRLIN
Nov 23, 2003

He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

Shima Honnou posted:

Renee, he didn't invent America The Beautiful.

That was Michael PS Hayes. Please respect.

Bad Street, Atlanta GA

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Otto von Ruthless posted:

This is obviously the best answer, but I've gotta think the WWE mindset would be to find some more star power

Eric Rowan, obviously

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Otto von Ruthless posted:

What would they even do if Bray couldn't go? I mean they've gotta put the Undertaker up against somebody

CM Punk returns holding an obscene sack of money and gives another amazing match against Taker one last time.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
We gotta make Roman look strong.

BAWRLIN
Nov 23, 2003

He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

Jiro posted:

CM Punk returns holding an obscene sack of money and gives another amazing match against Taker one last time.

a sack of money shaped like a dick?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Fiveace Attorney posted:

what if taker returns as bizkit taker

There is always more and it's sometimes Durst.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

We gotta make Roman look strong.

You're right.

He SHOULD have a Caligula gimmick.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

We gotta make Roman look strong.

why not red contacts

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Brock please, it's a championship. Belts are for pants.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

You're right.

He SHOULD have a Caligula gimmick.

Hedonism Bot

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Lesnar uses the word belt, Vince explodes

Dishwasher
Dec 5, 2006

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!
Oh Bray. :smith:


You're one of the few non-indy, non-puro new WWE homegrown talent I like!

Give that man some shots, tape that poo poo up, and let's goooo. It's not like this poo poo was gonna be a **** classic anyway. (He's gonna lose about 10 years off his career for this moment tho...)

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Writer Cath posted:

You're right.

He SHOULD have a Caligula gimmick.

I would loving love that.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The coolest thing about SNL last night was Roman Reigns showing up.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

You're right.

He SHOULD have a Caligula gimmick.

or

HE MADE A HORSE HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER

BAWRLIN
Nov 23, 2003

He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

We gotta make Roman look strong.

Ave Caesar.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Zyla posted:

Hedonism Bot

But who could be his Jomby?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

BAWRLIN posted:

a sack of money shaped like a dick?

Yup one made because that's what he demanded from Vince in order to come out and replace Bray.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



https://twitter.com/Pseudobread/status/582289779527544832

"Dudes on this bus started WHATing the driver as he explained pickup times and he just sighed heavily into the mic. I feel you bus driver."

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I'm the little kid chanting for Booker T


Usos are gonna get a big pop. They're hometown boys.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Writer Cath posted:

But who could be his Jomby?

Mizdow

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Neodoomium posted:

https://twitter.com/Pseudobread/status/582289779527544832

"Dudes on this bus started WHATing the driver as he explained pickup times and he just sighed heavily into the mic. I feel you bus driver."

haha wrestling fans are the best/worst

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Lol yeah Roman Reigns is gonna last long in a fight with Brock Lesner lol yeah.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Don't worry, Booker, Roman will gas himself out in 5.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Pizza in the owen, vodka with varying mixers ready.

Let's do this :getin:

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Anime Curator posted:

why not red contacts

Switch to one blue contact. Roman Bowie. Alternately Brock could punch him in the eye until it actually does change color.

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