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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

NickRoweFillea posted:

good way to get the crowd hot. fun match

The half that gave a gently caress about going to pre-show matches anyway

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projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

There are good spotfests and bad spotfests. That was a good spotfest.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:19

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jaragoh posted:

That was such a clusterfuck of an ending.

But it was fun as hell

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:19

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Mechafunkzilla posted:

When doesn't she, though?

ok, but tonight was a liiiiiittle different.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:19

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Little Mac posted:

That ruled. Why was that on the pre-show?!

Also I like this set.

Because they gotta have more lovely music performances.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:19

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

to clarify

Wrestling Observer ‏@WONF4W 1m1 minute ago
Clever finish: Cesaro didn�t steal Uso�s pin, he tagged him right before he kept for the splash. #WrestleMania

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Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

i like lita

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:19

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

we're gonna find out about batista's dick!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I was gonna make a "that's not Lita, that's a TV dummes" joke but oh, they've got Lita too

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:19

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

How big is Batista's dick, Lita?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:19

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

@lita how much does this guy weigh?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:20

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

So lita. how big is... um. how was the hall of fame

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:20

Dishwasher: Dec 5, 2006; Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

Stream is going to poo poo right now. Its looking like some firstrowsports poo poo right now.

9.99 folks!

Edit: Lita still Bad as gently caress in 2015. :allears:

:allears:

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

man i'd give anything to be in the social media lounge

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:20

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

"We see a lot of Ascension in tag matches."

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:20

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; коммунизм хранится в яичках

I also like LIta.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:20

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Alain Post posted:

It reminds me of Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner which is good.

In case anyone missed it: https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc/status/582174022462390272

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:20

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

Vertical Lime posted:

to clarify

Wrestling Observer ‏@WONF4W 1m1 minute ago
Clever finish: Cesaro didn�t steal Uso�s pin, he tagged him right before he kept for the splash. #WrestleMania

It's a steal-the-pin finish but that does make it a little better now that I realize that's what happened.

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Zyla posted:

we're gonna find out about batista's dick!

*sits really close*

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The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

That tag match was great, awesome opener.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:20

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

get your shoes off the couch lita

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:20

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

i love todd pettengil

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:20

Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

Little Mac posted:

That ruled. Why was that on the pre-show?!

Also I like this set.

Might've deserved a higher place on the card, but on the other had it's a great way to get the crowd warmed up

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Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Lita turns 40 next month :stare:

:stare:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dumb question, worse Twitter handle

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Dishwasher posted:

Stream is going to poo poo right now. Its looking like some firstrowsports poo poo right now.

9.99 folks!

My network stream looks incredible and has had zero lags so far v :shobon:

:shobon:

v

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Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Lita going against her Eskimo sister.

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

*sits really close*

It's big, you don't need to sit that close.

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Lita, please cheer your ex-boyfriend's wife.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:21

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Lita still looks amazing, but come on you could have dressed up a bit for WrestleMania.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:21

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Nikki has proved herself, guys

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:21

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

kayfabe questions are so weird

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:21

DFu4ever: Oct 4, 2002

Fiveace Attorney posted:

get your shoes off the couch lita

Lita can put her shoes wherever she drat well pleases, sir.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:21

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Team Bestie would be a great show. It can air right after Blackman's Bounties

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:21

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

nobody is gonna talk poo poo about Lita do you hear me

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:22

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Advice for aspiring divas: don't move on from NXT

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:22

Gaz2k21: Sep 1, 2006; MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Is there a mania drinking game and does it involve a rule whenever $9.99 is mentioned..????

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:22

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

Lita and Trish show is gonna be great

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:22

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

My advice is to kick down doors.

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Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Gonzo McFee posted:

Lita going against her Eskimo sister.

Don't talk about Beth Phoenix like that

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