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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Actually, Lita, you gotta sneak into the Performance Center's hedges.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:22

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# ? May 25, 2024 12:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Did they only get mark bullshit questions and jokes about Batista's dick because ffs

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:22

Shine: Feb 26, 2007; No Muscles For The Majority

DeathChicken posted:

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/BMAWquZ.gif&v=srhd2fZyDB4&s=163

late but don't care

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:22

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Don't waste a potential Lita and Trish return on the loving Bellas

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Dimebags Brain posted:

I'm enjoying WWE adopting Dragon Gate tag rules.

Needs more opponents lining up to do running corner clotheslines.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

CapnAndy posted:

Did they only get mark bullshit questions and jokes about Batista's dick because ffs

what do you think

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

CapnAndy posted:

Did they only get mark bullshit questions and jokes about Batista's dick because ffs

I'm a Batista dick mark

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Dr. rear end posted:

Don't talk about Beth Phoenix like that

Double Eskimo sisters!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Shine posted:

late but don't care

holy poo poo lol

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

Did they only get mark bullshit questions and jokes about Batista's dick because ffs

You do know this is WWE right

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

besties and the bellas

besties and the bellas

besties and bellas

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

What even are the besties. When has this been a thing

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

CapnAndy posted:

Did they only get mark bullshit questions and jokes about El Dandy's dick because ffs

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

pressedbunny posted:

Lita still looks amazing, but come on you could have dressed up a bit for WrestleMania.

They have her sitting on a couch answering tweets with some guy I've never seen before. No need for her to be uncomfortable for that. Relax and enjoy yourself.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

MotU posted:

I'm a Batista dick mark

Mushroom Man

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

CapnAndy posted:

Did they only get mark bullshit questions and jokes about Batista's dick because ffs

Pretty good for a piss break though

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Ordered my takeaway for later. Should get it like an hour into the show.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

CapnAndy posted:

Did they only get mark bullshit questions and jokes about Batista's dick because ffs

I mean what else would you ask her?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

YOU STAY IN THAT LOUNGE TOM PHILLIPS

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Just tuned in. Did I miss the battle royale?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Well that was awkward.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Tercio: Jan 30, 2003

social media lounge :toot:

:toot:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

the bellas are bad wrestlers

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

the batista dick mystery continues

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

Keg: Sep 22, 2014

Corporate Kane posted:

i love todd pettengil

You shouldn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ete6gQo1jl8

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

U GAY TOM

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Lita v Trish is unironically one of the WM matches I most regret never happening

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:23

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

MotU posted:

I'm a Batista dick mark

Specifically a mole on the shaft

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

pressedbunny posted:

Lita still looks amazing, but come on you could have dressed up a bit for WrestleMania.

it's the social media lounge not the social media ballroom

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Stand back, there's a hurricane passing through.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

The Lore Bear: Jan 21, 2014; I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

Booker called him a gay lol

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

Dubyadubya "I'm the loving universe"

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Roman Reigns posted:

Just tuned in. Did I miss the battle royale?

No just the four way tag match, which was pretty good

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

she must be so cold up there in that wind. all the dudes have jackets at least.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

A guy in a hillbilly jim costume? Quick go make him take it off!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Jesus, someone set up some sound proofing or a wind break or something.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Delsaber posted:

Well that was awkward.

it's going to blow up on social media

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

One day this girl hoped to grow up and marry this lady's boyfriend. The American Dream.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

Another Person: Oct 21, 2010

there are so many roman avs in this thread

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waffle iron: Jan 16, 2004

I hope Lita gives Tom Philips gets his first kiss.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:24

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