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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Keep big show strong

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

if roman reigns where in that ring, during that time, at that moment................................................................................

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

[wind intensifies]

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only temporary: Sep 3, 2006

Did they just not realize it was going to be windy?

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ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Please don't say "the product", it gives me douche chills

Try not being a douche!

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

MAKE WAY NEW STARS posted:

Its happening again

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Sticky Nate: Jan 9, 2012

I love the Big Show so much

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Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I only have 36 beers and now I don't think that's going to be enough.

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Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Anime Curator posted:

if roman reigns where in that ring, during that time, at that moment................................................................................

Roman Reigns Got Pinned By Big Show

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

We got to see Hideo! That was great!

For a minute.

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Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Well hopefully truth wins the match tonight. If that happens then I can maybe consider it redeemed

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Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Call me collect with 1-800-Booker-T

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Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

It only makes logical sense that Goliath would beat David. He's much larger and more physically imposing.

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Keg: Sep 22, 2014

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Please don't say "the product", it gives me douche chills

They don't like the wrestling storylines and who is featured in those storylines.

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ITS THE PRE-SHOWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Ladder Match gonna curtain jerk!

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ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

We could have had Daniel vs Lensar.

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HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

respected championship :lol:

:lol:

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Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Guys I'm lolling and my friends just don't get it

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flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Carver Crisis posted:

I have a feeling this is all cause smarks pointed out that Big Show has actually never won a battle royal despite always being the favorite. Well, here you go :vinceflex:

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Booker this book is blank I don't think this will sell

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HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

YOU FORGOT CHYNA

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Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Gonz posted:

Ladder Match gonna curtain jerk!

New people can not be allowed to get a good place on the card.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

coool i can go to bed early tonight

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

They wouldn't dare go from this to kicking off with Bryan losing, would they

Of course they would

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only temporary: Sep 3, 2006

Open the show with it so the fans will forget Bryan lost by the main event.

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Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Go over Evolution single handedly at one Mania then curtain jerk the next. Man.

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Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

Yes, if Bryan wins the ladder match, it will definitely be his Wrestlemania moment�.

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

lol it's official, champ at the best Wrestlemania to curtain jerker in a single year

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Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

lol who cares about this belt it smells

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canti32: Apr 27, 2008; Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

And the likely best match is going first. No one at WWE creative seems to know how to book

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Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Curtain jerking, great poo poo

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projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

At least the tag match was good? but then The Big Show

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ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Prestigious and celebrated

*Benny Hill Music PLays*

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Please make sure Daniel Bryan does not win......... Let's ride this train to hell.

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Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

anyone else hear the guys talking spanish over the stream lol

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Mechafunkzilla: Sep 11, 2006; If you want a vision of the future...

Keg posted:

They don't like the wrestling storylines and who is featured in those storylines.

Is there something wrong with the word "show"

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Wanna point out that had Mizdow gone over there, they would've had a new star

So it's a good thing he didn't

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Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Big Show, realistically, is too big to be thrown out. Having him lose would have exposed the business.

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ThePariah: Feb 10, 2014

I went ahead and subscribed literally during the pre-show. I'm already regretting it.

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