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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Americuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

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# ? May 25, 2024 12:29

Sionistic: Apr 22, 2008; We don't need your money!

It made sense for Big Show to win. JBL set it up before when he said how Big Show was always favored to win rumbles, but never had won one.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

it's god drat wrestle mania

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

quoted the wrong post

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

canti32: Apr 27, 2008; Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

slev posted:

Who is this guy?

He's the man

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

I'm so excited for Wrestlemania you guys when does it start

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Go away song man I'm here to watch bad wrestling

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Aloe Blacc sounds like something you'd see on a Himalayan restaurant menu.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Jastiger posted:

If truth won I don't think the crowd would turn. But if anyone not truth or Bryan wins, then yeah.....

Yeah Dean Ambrose and Dolph Ziggler aren't over at all

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Anxiously awaiting Rusev to crash this :ussr:

:ussr:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Dunbar: Feb 21, 2003

Two hours of perfect HD and my picture quality just went to Quake 1.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Goddamnit Jericho/Benoit had ONE ladder, you don't need twenty Vince

lol these guys aren't Jericho and Benoit.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Jetfire: Apr 29, 2008

What the hell is the "font" on those stage letters? It's like Wrestlemania 2000 all over again.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Akileese posted:

There's plenty of people in this match to prevent the crowd turning. Surprise entrant Sheamus ain't one of them.

Yea the crowd would love like, most of the options, you'd have to actively try to get them to turn.

Guess who's trying hard today?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

I guess the national anthem is just American over.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Swan Curry posted:

why do americans have like five different national anthems

they're dumb as hell

We have one. We just have a bunch of other songs about how awesome America is.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

I hope Rusev runs out and squashes this fool.

I hope Rusev poops

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

I want someone to jump on the play button the stage hard enough to pause the entire show like it's Player Uno

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

Swan Curry posted:

why do americans have like five different national anthems

they're dumb as hell

One for every war we started?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Where's someone to sing the Russian anthem!?

I would mark so hard if Rusev charged out and just loving destroyed this guy and brought out his own guy to sing the Russian anthem.

And then that guy was the guy with the bad russian accent from a few weeks ago.

Swan Curry posted:

why do americans have like five different national anthems

they're dumb as hell

We have 1 national anthem. We just have a lot of songs about us.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

this is are country

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:02

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

america turned heel during the 2nd iraq war

sorry

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

so this is why a four-hour show has four real matches

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

ll cool j???

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

shineergng

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

loving LL Cool J

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Roman Reigns posted:

I don't know who this is

I remember he had kind of a dumb font/signature on the video billboard of a casino I used to pass on my commute.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

I didn't see the HoF ceremony last night, is it worth watching? Did we get anything as good as Mr. T filibustering about his mom?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

That "play" button they emblazoned everywhere is really distracting.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Neurotic Roleplay: May 20, 2005

im already drunk

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

And now, a history of the play button

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Suben: Jul 1, 2007; In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

I completely forgot about the pre-show matches... they really had Big Show win the battle royal by eliminating Mizdow?

Move over new stars indeed.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Akbar posted:

Aloe Blacc's cool but no national anthem? or just two anthems?

They always use this one at Mania.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I was waiting for the Russian flag to fall.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

What is WKEZLEMANIA?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

someusername: Jan 26, 2015

You're all idiots if you think he didn't nail that.

/anything's better than Idina at the super bowl

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

To that time I didn't wear a shirt and licked my lips.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

IS WRESTLING

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

The one thing that has remained constant is "lol gently caress this company"

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

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# ? May 25, 2024 12:29

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

MrDru posted:

im already drunk

I envy you.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

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