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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Jobbers enter first.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Jiro posted:

Deepest Bluest!

MY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK FIN

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Oh good the only other match I was remotely interested in is going first. Lets see how Sheamus ruins this poo poo.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

reformed bad troll posted:

Lmao at Bryan opening Mania a year after winning the main event

glorious

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

This is my first Wrestlemania guys.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

He's just 70,000 people shrieking in unison over

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Might as well get this over with!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

look at this loving jobber

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

"Look at all those ladders! :haw:

:haw:

"

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Here come's the company's biggest and most popular star!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Ah, burning the crowd's hopes early.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Lol at that opening which takes the company super serious.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

zoux posted:

This is my first Wrestlemania guys.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Mt. Modular: May 18, 2006

Did you hear that? It's people. We're all connected to things. Like Big Show and Roman Reigns.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Timby: Dec 23, 2006; Your mother!

Sound mixing is pretty rough, jeez.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Bryan coming out first HAHAHAHA gently caress you WWE you are poo poo

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

shocked he didn't get a jobber entrance

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

this is so sad

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Balls to the Mall: Feb 11, 2011; Kinda disappointing for it to be yet another trump av.

oh cool, I can just watch this match and then go to bed!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

zoux posted:

This is my first Wrestlemania guys.

sorry

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

zoux posted:

This is my first Wrestlemania guys.

well... nowhere to go but up

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

muted so hard

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Mons Hubris posted:

I hope Bryan loses. I agree with whomever wanted to ride the train to hell.

im on this train

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Dammit Daniel you're supposed to come out of the Stargate, not walk around it.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hmmmm, no

This dude isn't over

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Sorry Bryan, I love you, but I really don't want a beard.

Please lose.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

crazycarl: Jun 13, 2001; Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

zoux posted:

This is my first Wrestlemania guys.

The first one is always the best one

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

zoux posted:

This is my first Wrestlemania guys.

I'm so so sorry.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

STAND WITH DAND

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

He's only 70,000 sold-out stadium over.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Squall posted:

look at this loving jobber

Don't look too long, because there are six more jobbers left to look at.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

people bitch about a lot of stupid poo poo on here but that wrestlemania font is unforgivable

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

The stage is so big.

Also I am so excited for HHH vs TERMINATOR

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

He's only catchphrase over

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

oatgan posted:

MY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK FIN

THE OCEAN IS HAUNTED! :tinfoil:

:tinfoil:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"Lookit this dork not rallying the crowd we totally didn't kill five minutes ago."

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

Mechafunkzilla: Sep 11, 2006; If you want a vision of the future...

I'm rooting for R-Truth

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

From winning the main event to jerking the curtain in just 12 minths

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:07

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

zoux posted:

This is my first Wrestlemania guys.

:ohdear:

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Look how not over that midget is

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