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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Your guy won a midcard belt, now accept Reigns you buggers

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

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# ? May 23, 2024 13:07

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Gif that dude who walked in front of the camera.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

GET OUTTA THE WAY EARL

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Gatts posted:

A decent match. Not that great but ok start. Probably got told not to steal the show.

Seriously this match should have been second to last. Cause the crowd is going to totally not give a poo poo in three hours. Holy crap Orton and Rollins is next??? They're seriously blowing their potential good match wad super loving early.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

Gonz posted:

Oh my god, Tapout still exists?!?!?

it's back next year!!!

Shima Honnou posted:

Gif that dude who walked in front of the camera.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

you're fired

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

Fawf: Nov 5, 2009; It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

Are those regular Mountain Dews? What if I want a diet with Dew in it?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

That was wonderfully silly. I missed wrestling.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

Maduo: Sep 8, 2006; You see all the colors.
All of them.

DeathChicken posted:

"There, we did the ending you wanted and in the first match, babies. Now shut up."

I can't believe it took them two years to figure this out

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Please stop loving saying yestlemania

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

bartok: May 10, 2006

Bryan has won all the titles - US, Intercontinental, Tag, Heavyweight, World, and World Heavyweight.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:28

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

I too hope to have a future

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

asterioth posted:

So what are the chances Dean didnt legit hurt his neck off that drop?

he's fine, Dean sells everything like death but he's resilient

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Ages posted:

Never underestimate Rollins

fair enough, that match has a chance

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

Did Ambrose legitimately hurt himself?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

drat, was that Flair's daughter ?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Dumb Ziggler, headbutting a goat

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

That match was awesome. This will be awesome too

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

Let's go Rollins beat Orton and then beat Reigns later tonight.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

Zyla posted:

It would be cool if Bryan got the ic belt up to the iwgp ic belt with nakamura

There's no reason they can't do this except they won't

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

All downhill from here.

Still balla match tho

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Hammerstein posted:

drat, was that Flair's daughter ?

yeah

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

will_colorado posted:

Did Ambrose legitimately hurt himself?

No the ladders are actually made of pillows.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Is it so much to wish that Brock retains tonight and they get right what they got wrong last year by having the IC and US Champs (Bryan and Cena) headlining Smackdown and Raw respectively in his absence?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Jiro posted:

Seriously this match should have been second to last. Cause the crowd is going to totally not give a poo poo in three hours. Holy crap Orton and Rollins is next??? They're seriously blowing their potential good match wad super loving early.

Why would you want a hot crowd going into Lesnar jobbing?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

bartok posted:

Bryan has won all the titles - US, Intercontinental, Tag, Heavyweight, World, and World Heavyweight.

The Dan Slam

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Pariah Rex posted:

Seriously Dean Ambrose should just quit. There is no point in going on.

Apart from getting to travel around with his girlfriend and the big cheques

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Sionistic posted:

It looked like Ambrose kneed himself in the face off that powerbomb

:stonk:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Jobber status confirmed

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

Dimebags Brain posted:

Let's go Rollins beat Orton and then beat Lesnar later tonight.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Hammerstein posted:

drat, was that Flair's daughter ?

And she's actually good at wrestling.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Hammerstein posted:

drat, was that Flair's daughter ?

Yes, and she's pretty amazing. Been wrestling for not-quite three years and can tear the house down with the right opponent.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

will_colorado posted:

Did Ambrose legitimately hurt himself?

Like...he hit a ladder and the floor...

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

I actually forgot this match was even on the show

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

will_colorado posted:

Did Ambrose legitimately hurt himself?

he might as well have it's not like he's ever going anywhere. He is basically the most over total loser ever, and they clearly have no use for him.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

I hope we get 15 minutes of headlocks and stompy bits before Seth flying nothings into an obvious RKO for the finish.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

will_colorado posted:

Did Ambrose legitimately hurt himself?

He busted himself open pretty good. Probably fine outside of that though.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

FullLeatherJacket posted:

I actually forgot this match was even on the show

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:30

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Hammerstein posted:

drat, was that Flair's daughter ?

Charlotte is a really good gymnast, very fit, very pretty, and just happens to be Ric Flair's daughter and apparently has inherited all of his talent on a genetic level.

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Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

I feel like wrestling should have kung fu style punching impact sounds dubbed in

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:31

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