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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

is there an over/under on how many blees will be datted tonight

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:31

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:46

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Orton/Rollins going to be great imo

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:31

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

time for another member of the SHIELD to lose at mania.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:31

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

Charlotte is a really good gymnast, very fit, very pretty, and just happens to be Ric Flair's daughter and apparently has inherited all of his talent on a genetic level.

plus she has to work really hard to bail her dad out

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:31

MagicCube: May 25, 2004

Chokes McGee posted:

Charlotte is a really good gymnast, very fit, very pretty, and just happens to be Ric Flair's daughter and apparently has inherited all of his talent on a genetic level.

drat, I feel bad for her liver.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

slev posted:

That's a good little spot for Bryan

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Chokes McGee posted:

Charlotte is a really good gymnast, very fit, very pretty, and just happens to be Ric Flair's daughter and apparently has inherited all of his talent on a genetic level.

So they had her lose to Nattie in a three minute throwaway match on Raw.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

bartok: May 10, 2006

Pariah Rex posted:

he might as well have it's not like he's ever going anywhere. He is basically the most over total loser ever, and they clearly have no use for him.

He should kill himself too I guess

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Jiro posted:

Seriously this match should have been second to last. Cause the crowd is going to totally not give a poo poo in three hours. Holy crap Orton and Rollins is next??? They're seriously blowing their potential good match wad super loving early.

This is Wrestlemania-8-level frontloading

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Seth looking straight Maximus

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

ColonelJohnMatrix: Jun 24, 2006; Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

The bright daylight sucks

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Get pumped for a decent match being interrupted at the end just like every loving Rollins match.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

bartok posted:

He should kill himself too I guess

HE did

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Pariah Rex posted:

Seriously Dean Ambrose should just quit. There is no point in going on.

He likes what he is doing and doesn't give a poo poo about losing all the time, that and he likes money

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Seth rollins is cool and good

thanks ill hang up and listen

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

is seth rollins black palette scorpion now

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Luigi Thirty posted:

is there an over/under on how many blees will be datted tonight

I believe you actually blee the dats, not dat the blees.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

commander shepard is here

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

bartok posted:

He should kill himself too I guess

as long as he takes The Big Show with him.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Luigi Thirty posted:

is there an over/under on how many blees will be datted tonight

16.5

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Luigi Thirty posted:

is there an over/under on how many blees will be datted tonight

all

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Genericide: Jan 20, 2004

ColonelJohnMatrix posted:

The bright daylight sucks

Let's go bright daylight

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

seth where'd you get roman's gear

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

are the announcers giving us false hope with the briefcase

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:32

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Wrestlemania ties!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Jiro posted:

Seriously this match should have been second to last. Cause the crowd is going to totally not give a poo poo in three hours. Holy crap Orton and Rollins is next??? They're seriously blowing their potential good match wad super loving early.

Gotta give Seth time to recover for his cash-in

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

cronox2: Jul 24, 2010; woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

I can't get over how bad this setup is compared to last year's. The 4 bars around the ring look like they're just the light bars from the tron sides on the arena setup.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

Chokes McGee posted:

Charlotte is a really good gymnast, very fit, very pretty, and just happens to be Ric Flair's daughter and apparently has inherited all of his talent on a genetic level.

She absorbed whatever talent David and Reid had via the quickening

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

i like his 6-pack

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

El Generico posted:

seth rollins SETH ROLLINS seth rollins SETH ROLLINS

SR, actually

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Carlton Banks: Jan 5, 2004; "The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

He's so shiny

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I have no interest in the match because it's just another new guy losing to put over some old dude.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Seth is going to infiltrate the Big Shell after this.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

TNABuffalo: Apr 4, 2011

Daylight is killing any cool entrances

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

lol@Orton looking for his peeps

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

sick of that briefcase. he better cash that poo poo in tonight

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

FullLeatherJacket posted:

commander shepard is here

This is his favorite ring in the stadium.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

weird that they'd get the two best matches out of the way early

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:46

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

FullLeatherJacket posted:

commander shepard is here

Commander Shepard was red-headed woman :colbert:

:colbert:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

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