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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

So, Brock's retaining and Seth's cashing in and Roman's getting the gently caress out of the spotlight right?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

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# ? May 26, 2024 06:59

ReebTop: May 17, 2003

So Seth's theme music is Dethklok, right?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Pariah Rex posted:

I have no interest in the match because it's just another new guy losing to put over some old dude.

seth is winning this match

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

Maybe Sheamus will come out for this one

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

canti32: Apr 27, 2008; Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

I'm glad they're getting the best matches out of the way early, so we can all have enough time to fully appreciate Cena, the Bellas and Reigns

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

lol Orton just did the Christian

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Delsaber posted:

Seth is going to infiltrate the Big Shell after this.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

jred250: Sep 7, 2003; F Zero Novice

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

And she's actually good at wrestling.

Better than David Flair?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

achillesforever6 posted:

He likes what he is doing and doesn't give a poo poo about losing all the time, that and he likes money

I think it's cool that in wrestling, the only people who don't politic when solo are the only ones who should

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Pariah Rex posted:

He is basically the most over total loser ever

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:33

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

I hear something... it sounds like..... voices? No, that can't be right.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Delsaber posted:

Seth is going to infiltrate the Big Shell after this.

Brock shows up with a bomb disposal suit and rollerblades.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Are those elbow pads new?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

Rollins outfit has Cyber Kong abs.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Randy borrowed Batista's elbow pads

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

THATS CHRISTIAN'S POSE :mad:

:mad:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

CobiWann: Oct 21, 2009; Have fun!

I like face, "ok, this crowd is cool" Orton.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I don't think I've ever seen Randy wear elbow pads before :stare:

:stare:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Randy upset the crowd is quiet

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

Orton is legitimately insane- JBL

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

neonbregna posted:

Why would you want a hot crowd going into Lesnar jobbing?

Well you see Vince................

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

bartok: May 10, 2006

Pariah Rex posted:

as long as he takes The Big Show with him.

I'm not too mad about about Big Show winning because he can't have much of a career left. At least it was only the preshow.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Ages posted:

Commander Shepard was red-headed woman

Real truth.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Randy getting next to no reaction as usual

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

These pre-match storyline catch-ups are helpful because I have no idea who any of these people are.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

king putting over the reaction for orton while randy makes the "where's my heat" gesture

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

smikey: May 22, 2004; It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

I've always loved that since the Shield split Rollins dresses like a super villain.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

CARLOS
RULES

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Randy Orton still makes me reach for the fast forward button on live events. I'm more interested in the Divas match even with Seth-freaking-Rollins in this match.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Mons Hubris posted:

Maybe Sheamus will come out for this one

Sheamus is dead

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Dishwasher: Dec 5, 2006; Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

Its not even 7 CST, and we have the ladder match and now Orton v Rollins? A child could pick a better match order most likely.

Edit:

Money in the Bank foreshadowing by Cole?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

I'm gonna pretend that pose was a shout out to Christian.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Did Seth just do a pec flex?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Corporate Kane posted:

seth is winning this match

no because we live in the darkest timeline

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:34

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Dr. rear end posted:

Gotta give Seth time to recover for his cash-in

B..but the punt? :ohdear:

:ohdear:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:35

bartok: May 10, 2006

I like Randy Orton.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:35

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Seth, remember the basics of CQC!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:35

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

Mr. Popo posted:

CARLOS
RULES

I love this sign because that means someone at WM cares about me.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:35

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Red-dy Orton

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:35

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# ? May 26, 2024 06:59

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

I hate Face Randy Orton.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:35

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