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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

I've been looking forward to this. I always thought Sting was the lamest wrestler ever.

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neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

I just realized if tap out makes wrestling t shirts won't that make some insane vortex of doucheness and bad taste?

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

This thread will explode when HHH wins

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:53

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

bartok posted:

So many Negative Nancys in this thread.

anyone who thinks that match was boring is brutally dumb imo

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Dunbar: Feb 21, 2003

This match order is really something

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:53

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Taker is going to have to enter when it's light out. Sting is too.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:53

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

IT'S TRIPLE H THE FRANCHISE OF WWE

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Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

go triple h

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bartok: May 10, 2006

Dimebags Brain posted:

Now let's pretend that Triple H was ever as imprtant as Sting.

What you said but switching HHH with Sting

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:53

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

We swear theres a story to this match

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eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

Sionistic posted:

Rousey is really pretty and could kick my rear end, and im ok with that

Hell I'd give anything for her to kick my rear end

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Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

These intros are gonna suck this early

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Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

slev posted:

How long is Triple H's entrance going to be

What is he going to be wearing on his head?

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ah, the A Few Good Men speech.

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Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

i think this match will be better than some people might expect

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Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

A man called Stank!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:53

C411: Jun 22, 2004; STUPID
DICK

the vigilante string

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:53

tag youre fat: Aug 16, 2013; C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

Sockser posted:

Here's my Zigs in a Blanket

write a bitter tweet in mustard

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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I read somewhere that HHH is supposed to have a Terminator themed entrance.

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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

neonbregna posted:

I just realized if tap out makes wrestling t shirts won't that make some insane vortex of doucheness and bad taste?

So no different than normal wrestling t-shirts?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:53

ForeverBWFC: Oct 19, 2011; Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!

When's the Andr� the Giant Memorial Royal Rumble? Want to see Mizdow turn on Miz finally...

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:53

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Chris James 2 posted:

This thread will explode when HHH wins

Diarrhea can be explosive.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:53

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

neonbregna posted:

I just realized if tap out makes wrestling t shirts won't that make some insane vortex of doucheness and bad taste?

"wrestling t shirts" and "doucheness and bad taste" are all you need to say.

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Luneshot: Mar 10, 2014

Can't wait for HHH's 20 minute entrance

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

but will Sting be wearing a shirt

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Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

The AARP called and they're not happy.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:54

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

How long are the final matches going to be? I mean they have 3 hours for 5 remaining matches. And one of those is a Divas.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Cardboard Box posted:

i think this match will be better than some people might expect

This is good news to me, because I think it's gonna be cool as hell.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:54

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

ForeverBWFC posted:

When's the Andr� the Giant Memorial Royal Rumble? Want to see Mizdow turn on Miz finally...

I have bad news ForeverBWFC.

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beergod: Nov 1, 2004; NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

Is sting going to wrestle with his shirt on? I say yes

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Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Seth's superStomp into RKO just caused my jaw to drop. Good job Randy and Seth

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crazycarl: Jun 13, 2001; Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

BWAKK

OMG the Viglante Stonk

BWAKK

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Sionistic: Apr 22, 2008; We don't need your money!

Honestly that RKO might be better than the DDP/Eddie Cutter

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Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Sockser posted:

Here's my Zigs in a Blanket

owns

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Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

Rusev and Cena are going an hour

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Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

Surely there has to be at least one working knee in a wrestling match?

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neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

I actually hope trips squashes sting because he is garbage in the ring and wrestles in a t shirt

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Genetic Toaster posted:

i can't wait to watch a 56 year old man fight a 45 year old man

This but unironic.

This match is gonna be cool you dumb dorks

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Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Vince has accomplished his goal I am routing for Roman Reigns because AT LEAST ONE NEW GUY IS GONNA WIN TONIGHT

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Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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Sionistic posted:

Honestly that RKO might be better than the DDP/Eddie Cutter

yes

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