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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

Alain Post posted:

it will be dark when this match ends

the sun will burn out

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:10

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# ? May 28, 2024 12:12

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Alain Post posted:

it will be dark when this match ends

Just in time for Taker/Wyatt!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:10

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

pressedbunny posted:

Probably PCP. He could break every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours.

Hunter, I didn't know that you liked to get wet.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:10

Fawf: Nov 5, 2009; It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

Sting is so lame

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:10

Johnny Bravo: Jan 19, 2011

Pretty awesome sting gets to experience this at least once, good for him

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:10

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

HHH is having flashbacks to the last time a face-painted wrestler no-sold a move.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:10

bartok: May 10, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

A handful of years ago, a tiny crowd in the Impact Zone chanted,"YOU STILL GOT IT!" to Sting.

Now in 2015, 70k people are doing the same thing in Levi Stadium

Sting deserves it just for sticking it out with WCW til the bitter end.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:10

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Swagger Dagger posted:

I hope they made a lot of money for that poo poo entrance because oh my god

yeah Sting's kinda sucked but HHH's made up for it

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

The hair makes Sting look more like Beetlejuice.

God, I would love to see Beetlejuice wrestle.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Silly Burrito posted:

If the summer movie of the year had been Grown Ups 3 instead of Terminator 5, would Triple H have come out with a giant Adam Sandler mask on?

only after inducting Sandler into the hall of fame

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

divx: Aug 21, 2005

Anal Surgery posted:

I love that Sting's strategy is mostly hoot-based

He's trying to get his spirit meter up

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

Man, HHH didn't bump this hard for The Undertaker

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

We call that "the squaredance that went wrong"

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

MadRhetoric: Feb 18, 2011; I POSSESS QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN TOUHOU GAMES

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea wrestling rules

Gotta love it.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Codependent Poster posted:

HHH is having flashbacks to the last time a face-painted wrestler no-sold a move.

Jeff Hardy?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

AfterFather posted:

70k people who never watched TNA

70k, lucky people.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Johnny Bravo posted:

Pretty awesome sting gets to experience this at least once, good for him

I'm happy as gently caress the WWE audience is marking out for Sting. Even if/when he loses, that makes me feel good. :unsmith:

:unsmith:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

FLAIR FLOP

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

that sell

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

haha that was a summerslam 05 caliber sell of that irish whip to the turnbuckle

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

you still got it chants only really work for guys that haven't been working solid for the last few years

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!: Oct 25, 2010

bartok posted:

gently caress this has been a fun Mania so far!

I was happy at the blingy ladder.
Imagine how happy I am now!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Crube: Feb 16, 2006; “Stop seducing me!”

So... can't wait to see Arnold to come out and interfere.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Blasmeister posted:

only after inducting Sandler into the hall of fame

wanna see that speech

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

bartok: May 10, 2006

HHH is making Sting look awesome.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Kawalimus posted:

Crowd is loving Sting

Honestly, I would be marking out like a ten year old if I got to see Sting at Wrestlemania live.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

I am getting the feeling trips will win

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

God drat it Triple H these fans showed up to see a match.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Wiccan Wasteland: Oct 15, 2012

Is that a bald spot?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

JBL is really getting on my nerves lately.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:11

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

Republicans posted:

The hair makes Sting look more like Beetlejuice.

God, I would love to see Beetlejuice wrestle.

I would pay a million dollars to see Michael Keaton wrestle as Beetlejuice

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

oops wrong time to go for the Stinger Splash

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

HHH leg is bruised to poo poo

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

Top Bunk Wanker: Jan 31, 2005; Top Trump Anger

Shima Honnou posted:

STING IS NOT A DRAW AND NOBODY WANTS TO SEE HIM WRESTLE, EVER, AT ALL

There are people who think this about Undertaker, too.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

bartok posted:

HHH is making Sting look awesome.

Well duh, his win wouldn't look good if Sting looks like a jobber.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Ages posted:

Honestly, I would be marking out like a ten year old if I got to see Sting at Wrestlemania live.

Yeah me too that's why I said that it was worth bringing him in and having a match even if he's kinda old

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

bartok posted:

Sting is making Sting look awesome.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Swagger Dagger posted:

Man, HHH didn't bump this hard for The Undertaker

HHH is a WCW mark.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

RIP Sting's neck

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

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# ? May 28, 2024 12:12

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

come on sting

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:12

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