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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Lieutenant Centaur: Oct 17, 2010; A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon

why couldn't they just have a normal match? this reminds you of every wcw nitro main event

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

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# ? May 26, 2024 08:58

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Eleven year old me booked this

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Shawn just gave up and left.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

hall should really have a tazer on hand

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

this started out cool and then got stupid and then got so stupid that its come around to being cool again

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

BAT VS. HAMMER

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

WeaponX: Jul 28, 2008

I want at least two heel turns damnit

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

imagine having a 30-year career and having this comedy overbooking be your final match

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This owns so hard.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

And backup super fan Norman Smiley

YES

this match is so goddamn fun so far

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

this entire arena will explode like the sun if Goldberg's music hits at some point

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

Viper_3000: Apr 26, 2005; I could give a shit about all that.

Did they hire Russo as a consultant to book this? Because if so its the best work he's done in years.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:22

TNABuffalo: Apr 4, 2011

Silly Burrito posted:

Now this is how the Invasion angle should have went.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

bbchops: Jul 26, 2001; Ho ho ho! I'll have the same again!; Nap Ghost

nggggggggg

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

BASEBALL BAT V SLEDGEHAMMER

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Miching Mallecho: May 24, 2010

Nash is okay. False alarm. Best seller in the biz.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

I love this

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

drat YOU RAZOR

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

:russo:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Gough Suppressant: Nov 14, 2008

I'm actually okay with them going full on batshit TNA style for this.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

HAHAHAAH RAZOR SHARP BAT

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Damnnn, you usually only see bruises that look like that when they're makeup, that's nasty.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

"drat you, Razor!"

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

This is peak Wrestlecrap and its loving glorious

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Wiccan Wasteland: Oct 15, 2012

What the hell

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Nash lives!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

Anal Surgery posted:

He got to the ropes in a No DQ match so he's safe!

Good point there, I think Sting either forgot or didn't care, or planned on it

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

"C'MON, KILL HIM, STING!"

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

DUEL

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

This is the best clusterfuck

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

bartok: May 10, 2006

YES!!! Bat vs. Sledgehammer

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Next Russo comes out and takes a poo poo in the middle of the ring, nobody knows why.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Lieutenant Centaur posted:

why couldn't they just have a normal match? this reminds you of every wcw nitro main event

You uh, you answered your question there

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

Did Russo book this match?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

THIS HAS TURNED INTO A LUMBERJACK MATCH

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

MagicCube: May 25, 2004

Lieutenant Centaur posted:

why couldn't they just have a normal match? this reminds you of every wcw nitro main event

Yeah, and it's magnificent!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Normal Not Odd: Nov 5, 2003; what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

Nash just worked all us marks

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

You can still use that Hunter...

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

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Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:23

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