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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Aye Doc posted:

i hope that DB spot is recreated later when John Cena is congratulated by all the big name US champions of the past

like Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Bobby Lashley

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

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# ? May 25, 2024 04:01

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

what

what is

even the divas match is good

i don't understand what's going on, what is

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

only temporary posted:

So uh... What's the point of this match? Just to have women wrestle at Mania?

Should have been a fatal 4-way for the title. This is basically the same poo poo you see on Raw every week.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

This match is pretty good so far

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Manic_Misanthrope: Jul 1, 2010

Testekill posted:

English people don't tan.

It's true, we don't.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Writer Cath posted:

Can't wait to see the 45 minute controversy from Paige dying her hair.

Looks like extensions to me.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

AfterFather posted:

I would have thought X-Pac was alot older than that.

It's not the model year it's the miles on the odometer

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

BigRed0427 posted:

Just read the results of HHH VS Sting. Holy poo poo!

They're just warming the crowd up for Lesnar/Reigns

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

this match is ice cold, RIP

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

BRIE MOOOOODE!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

bartok posted:

When did Nikki Bella become the hoss of the Diva Division?

when she started dating Cena

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

AJ dead..

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

At least theyre workers

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Brie, that's Sasha's move

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

projecthalaxy posted:

So I decided to total the age of all the people involved in the HHH vs Sting match.

HHH: 45
Sting: 56
X-Pac: 42
Gunn: 51
Road Dogg: 45
Nash: 55
Hall: 56
Hogan: 61
Michaels: 49

Total: 460 years
Average: 51.1 years

Thanks for this. I feel young again :corsair:

:corsair:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

BRIE MODDDEEEEE

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

DeathChicken posted:

I can't see Paige anymore without thinking of that Gang Beasts video and that she has a gajillion times more personality than whatever she's doing in WWE.

YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE VAGINA :byodame:

:byodame:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

BRIE MOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOODE

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Writer Cath posted:

Can't wait to see the 45 minute controversy from Paige dying her hair.

i think it looks good and suits her, blue is a nice color and makes her more attractive

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Chokes McGee posted:

what

what is

even the divas match is good

i don't understand what's going on, what is

Wrestlemania

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BigRed0427 posted:

Just read the results of HHH VS Sting. Holy poo poo!

You should seriously watch the match, it was incredible.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:44

bartok: May 10, 2006

Homestar Runner posted:

hey everyone just dropped by to say lmao HHH you fuckin egomaniac you k seeya

So when was the last time HHH won a match?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Artful Closeups Of A Dead AJ

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Kawalimus posted:

Why anyone drinks straight soda i will never, ever understand. Most disgusting drink ever.

Pop like Mtn Dew is terrible, all that cloudy poo poo is bad, you got to drink the clear pops like sprite or seven up

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

AJ now looks retarded

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

Death By Yogurt: Apr 3, 2007

AfterFather posted:

I would have thought X-Pac was alot older than that.

R-Truth is older than X-Pac.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Goodpart posted:

DAY

TON

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Is this the Kill AJ Lee match?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

AfterFather posted:

I would have thought X-Pac was alot older than that.

He debuted at 17!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

WrasslorMonkey a challenge for you.

Take all the footage of dead AJ at ringside and splice it into a single gif.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

haha AJ

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

Hub Dirt: Apr 26, 2008

Gonzo McFee posted:

AJ dead..

Buried even.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Just got home -- how's the show been so far?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Did that sign say "Nikki, I'll give you babies"

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:45

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Can't wait to see the 45 minute controversy from Paige dying her hair.

wouldnt those just be obvious extensions?

idk

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:46

canti32: Apr 27, 2008; Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

HAHAHA gently caress YOU CM PUNK!!!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:46

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

They're just warming the crowd up for Lesnar/Reigns

I take it it didn't go over well.

Sound slike my decision to watch Stephen Universe was a good one.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:46

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

She kicked out of The Rack That Beat John Cena.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:46

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Mr. Popo posted:

Did that sign say "Nikki, I'll give you babies"

yes

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:46

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# ? May 25, 2024 04:01

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Alain Post posted:

this match is ice cold, RIP

Considering fans are even acknowledging it and occasionally cheering this is nuclear for a Diva's match

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:46

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