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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

Running a commercial after every match really kills the big event feel

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

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# ? May 25, 2024 09:31

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

They needed a supercomputer to make that graphic?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Chris James 2 posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Nonsense posted:

Did HHH Sting happen already? gently caress.

Hhh won. Lol

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

ReebTop posted:

King with the orthopedics comment actually made me laugh. I'm starting to laugh at dad jokes.

I laugh at a lot of his stupid jokes. It is shameful, but I do it

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

We put em all in this super computer. It was a packard bell.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

SilverMike: Sep 17, 2007; TBD

STATS in a SUPERCOMPUTER. Thank you, Cole.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

bartok posted:

I know I am suppose to hate it but so far this is a fun show.

The good and goofy has definitely outweighed the bad.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Paige and AJ aren't bad and they have a lot of NXT talent that could put on one helluva show if they would only let them. Instead they want to sell us Barbie and her sister as serious competition.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Vertical Lime posted:

oh, and paige's road to 25-0 just started

I now want this to happen.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Chokes McGee posted:

Seriously though, why is this good? It shouldn't be this good! What is going on!

Stacking the deck to balance how it's gonna end.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Uh so what did the super computer even do?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

i'm loving the advanced stats

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

Lol I'm taller than Roman Reigns. Please push me Vince.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

Nonsense posted:

Did HHH Sting happen already? gently caress.

You missed absolutely nothing of value I promise.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

This Tale of the Tape took them a "big supercomputer" to figure out.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

The supercomputer is just Lawler's Gen 1 iPad.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

BodyMassageMachine: Nov 24, 2006

STREEEEEEEETTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

canti32 posted:

Jeez, this means that Cena/Rusev, Taker/Bray, and Reigns/Lesner gets two hours between them

I mean Taker and Bray's entrances alone will probably be 10 minutes minimum total

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

Nonsense posted:

Did HHH Sting happen already? gently caress.

Don't worry about it, it was barely even a match

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

incoming Rusev burial.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 2 hours!

Chris James 2 posted:

Yes.
Real.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

loving hahaha a stats graphic for reigns

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Tyma: Dec 22, 2004; I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.

Crazy Bar Update :
Two guys spent half the divas match putting on an impromptu match on the fancefloor. It ended in a tombstone. Security didn't care.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

Akileese posted:

You missed absolutely nothing of value I promise.

Wrestlemania_XXXI.txt

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

this is gonna be rusev-cena right? the taker match has to come after dusk right?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Lesnar's accomplishments list left out 2002 King of the Ring, 2003 Royal Rumble winner, 4-time WWE champ, UFC Heavyweight champ, IWGP Heavyweight champ, and NCAA champ :colbert:

:colbert:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:52

Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Chris James 2 posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Halfway through show. Mountain Dews, very full.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Akileese posted:

You missed absolutely nothing of value I promise.

hey shut up idiot

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Accomplishments: Was Pushed Badly

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

btw H^3's entrance was longer than that Divas match

(new page)

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

HOF recognition now.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

There's something hilarious about these 3 men in suits with bottles of Dew in front of them.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

we needed a supercomputer to list two basic physical features

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Akileese posted:

You missed absolutely nothing of value I promise.

Oh well.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Ok, I just loled at that Tale of Tape "looks like the Accomplishments might weigh a little in Brock's favor over Reigns" thing.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Just play the entire Bushwhackers speech again.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

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# ? May 25, 2024 09:31

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

And now we play the Zbyzsko speech in its entirety.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:53

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