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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Swan Curry posted:

There are Americans out there being legitimately moved by this

I'm crying gently caress you

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Love the crowd for doing the John Cena suuuuuuucks chant

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

John Cena suuuuuuuuuuucks

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Zyla posted:

poor john

getting booed even after that

russian plants

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

The Unnamed One: Jan 13, 2012; "BOOM!"

Thanks Ronnie for making Roman look strong

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

SansWetware: Oct 16, 2008

Wow that crowd is coordinated as gently caress with that John Cena Sucks. It was perfectly in time.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

The towel made it to the grandest stage of them all!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Shower break match.

C'mon, you know how this ends.

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Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

I beliece 80,000 people just said you suck John Cena

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012

Sorry Cena, I'm going with the guy with a tank.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

YES THE BOOS

gently caress REAGAN

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MJBuddy: Sep 22, 2008; Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

We love America; Hate John Cena.

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

this is ... not going how Vince probably planned it

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eljackass: May 19, 2004; Caution is a word that I can't understand

Niwrad posted:

these loving intros

they gotta kill time somehow right?

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FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

HAHAHAH loving NINE ELEVEN INTRO

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Tercio: Jan 30, 2003

Was really hoping W would walk Cena down the ramp.

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Delsaber posted:

Your towel doesn't beat a TANK, John.

I was just thinking the same thing.

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Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

hell yeah piss on the democrats. wrestlemania owns this year haha

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

This is in incredibly bad taste

It's pro wrestling . . . .

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

What if that video made me hate America, Jerry?

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 6 hours!

John Cena ruuuuuuuuuuules

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

AMERICAS DEAD MAGGLE

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Gough Suppressant: Nov 14, 2008

and he just walks out holding his lovely merch

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

John Cena is the best because he LITERALLY USED 9/11 IMAGES FOR HIS WRESTLING MATCH

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

MadRhetoric: Feb 18, 2011; I POSSESS QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN TOUHOU GAMES

Rusev came out with a tank, Cena comes out with a cumrag.

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

john cena sucks

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bartok: May 10, 2006

I'll never get Reagan hero worship.

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Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

I love how the Russian entrance was intentionally cartoony and the American entrance was unironic but still cartoony.

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Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

:911:

yaaayyy

rapadoo: BOOOOOOOOOOO

lol

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Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

The mandatory USA bald eagle (which every citizen is given upon reaching 18 years of age) that sits in the corner of my room shed a single tear.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:11

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

John Cena suuuucks

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:12

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

MadRhetoric posted:

Rusev came out with a tank, Cena comes out with a cumrag.

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Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

pfft no tank having lame rear end

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Every time Cena unrolls that little towel I hear Towelie's voice from South Park shrieking "Don't Forget To Buy A John Cena Towel At The Merchandise Booth!"

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Painkiller: Jan 30, 2005; You think the truth will set you free...

after all that and they still boo suck it john cena

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Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

John Cena sucks chants after all that

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Tweak: Jul 28, 2003; or dont whatever

my stream can't handle all this patriotism

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Lol if you humorless fucks can't enjoy this living cartoon we're watching.

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