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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Peter Bazooka: Sep 29, 2005; This isn’t really anything I think I like.

Striking Yak posted:

It's still not dark, guys. How is Undertaker meant to enter if it's not dark?

Who cares about Undertaker what about Bray Wyatt's he calls them his fireflys.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:31

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# ? May 27, 2024 19:33

Authorman: Mar 5, 2007; slamcat

So with all the faces winning so far a Rollins cash in win is assured right.

Or a Reigns Brock double turn.

Or something.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:31

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

So what's left? Taker/Wyatt and Lesnar/some guy?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:31

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

This Wrestlemania is kinda farts.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:31

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:31

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Delsaber posted:

dey dook dey derrrrrbs

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:31

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

This theme song is so loving terrible

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:31

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

There was a stunner and Rusev had a neat entrance and everything else was poo poo about that

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Jastiger posted:

How did he get out of the accolade? My stream stopped.

Also gently caress I knew Cena would win and am now dead

Got to his feet, slammed Rusev backwards into the buckle

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Bring back the spinner US title.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Gerpy: Feb 23, 2010

the belt is going to retire with John Cena
nobody is going to be able to win that loving belt.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

way to go cena. if you are a european you can suck my dick

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

I like the super texas logo

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

Striking Yak posted:

It's still not dark, guys. How is Undertaker meant to enter if it's not dark?

It's not going to get dark for another hour lol

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Git Mah Belt Son: Apr 26, 2003; Happy Happy Gators

Cardboard Box posted:

cena as us champion is a good thing imo

Agreed for the same reason it's great DB is the IC champion. Mid card titles actually meaningful again? Who would have thought?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; коммунизм хранится в яичках

Well that was certainly Generic Cena Match

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Two service interruptions tonight. Bit of a step down from last year.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

projecthalaxy posted:

So Wyatt last year, Rusev this year. Will next year be Kevin Owens's turn to get buried?

Bray got burined not by last years match but by everything that followed it.
Rollins got buried way more tonight than Rusev. Seth basically ended up looking like the shittiest person ever.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

Great, now Rusev will be a midcard buried random guy and Lana occupying some Diva lovely lowercard status

nobody gives a gently caress

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Ribsauce posted:

WTF would they get rid of Lana for? She is incredible

It's quite possible she is leaving to make more money from acting.

Very good match, bleh ending but we knew it was coming.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 8 minutes!

sticklefifer posted:

This Wrestlemania is kinda farts.

It's been real fun for me

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012

The ending didn't feel big enough for the build.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

Apparently they have giant Crucifixes in the middle of the stadium?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Smoking Crow posted:

PSP after watching Ironman: Why the gently caress did he win??? loving politician won't let anyone get over

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:32

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Too bad Bray died earlier today.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

The Lore Bear: Jan 21, 2014; I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

sticklefifer posted:

This Wrestlemania is kinda farts.

Are farts good?

If so, :agreed:

:agreed:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

someusername: Jan 26, 2015

What was with chekov's shoe?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

bartok: May 10, 2006

Banjo posted:

PRESTIGE and HONOR has returned to the United States Championship

drat Straight!!!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

kidcoelacanth posted:

I like the super texas logo

When isn't Texas super? We just call it Texas. :clint:

:clint:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Git Mah Belt Son posted:

Agreed for the same reason it's great DB is the IC champion. Mid card titles actually meaningful again? Who would have thought?

I hope it means Lesnar is retaining, because :laffo:

:laffo:

at the thought of having Reigns as WWE champion next to those two.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

Banjo: Jun 7, 2006

So this WrestleMania = the BEST WrestleMania

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

Striking Yak posted:

It's still not dark, guys. How is Undertaker meant to enter if it's not dark?

he's coming out as the american badass

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

full unopened Mt Dew bottles....

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

someusername posted:

What was with chekov's shoe?

Legit so Lana didn't have to take a bump in high heels I guess.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

tranceMD: Apr 25, 2006; Forsooth! Methinks thou art no ordinary talking chicken.

So now that the match is over, does anyone know what was going on with the shoe?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Bryan Alvarez ‏@bryanalvarez
I'm outta here

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

Man I hope Undertaker/M'lady can bring back the wacky.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

someusername posted:

What was with chekov's shoe?

Lana needed an excuse to not be wearing heels when she took that bump, otherwise she probably would have busted an ankle.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:33

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Iron Man is a giant dick, so it's probably a bad analogy

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# ? May 27, 2024 19:33

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

someusername posted:

What was with chekov's shoe?

Enabled her to take that ending bump without destroying her ankles

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

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