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	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
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Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

"a monster heel just lost to a top face at the biggest event of the year, this is fail + bad"

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

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# ? May 26, 2024 12:53

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Shima Honnou posted:

Too bad Bray died earlier today.

That's kind of what you get for being fat and having a lame gimmick

See also: Umaga, Bam Bam

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

Apparently they have giant Crucifixes in the middle of the stadium?

Yeah, looking kind of like Calvary up in there

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

I know it's cool to hate Cena and all but from a story telling prespective he had to win that match. This will hardly hurt Rusev long term.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

There was literally no way Cena would lose, but that match was really good up to that.

WM has been pretty drat good guys.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

sticklefifer posted:

This Wrestlemania is kinda farts.

It's very meh. Outside the entrances, it feels like an ok Summerslam.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Niwrad posted:

he's coming out as the american badass

He's coming out on a horse to the Man Comes Around.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

the actual matches havent been great but ive been entertained the whole way through so far

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

someusername posted:

What was with chekov's shoe?

To get her barefoot so she could take a bump.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

I like this wrestling mania coincidentally I am ducked up

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I thought it's been a really good show so far, just with some odd endings that deflated the matches a little bit.

There's certainly been nothing blow away amazing so far, though Sting/HHH came close - it just needed Flair to show up to take out HBK, and Sting beating HHH but retaining the face-off between DX and the nWo and the handshake and I would have given it a MOTY nod.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

they didn't add a windguard

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Thunderous NXT chant

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

cams: Mar 28, 2003

sticklefifer posted:

This Wrestlemania is kinda farts.

the tag match was good, intercon ladder match was okay, orton/rollins was pretty good, cena/rusev was the best actual wrestling match of the night.

this ppv has been a pretty good build up to wrestlemania maybe it'll be fun

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Shadalator: Oct 22, 2005; I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

Dr. rear end posted:

An hour and a half and only two matches left, and the sun is still very much out

Why are you dorks still talking about this? It's like 6 pm on the west coast. It doesn't have to be dark for Taker/Wyatt ffs

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

cronox2: Jul 24, 2010; woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

Ahah an NXT chant.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

tranceMD: Apr 25, 2006; Forsooth! Methinks thou art no ordinary talking chicken.

Oh prepping for the bump right.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Brock couldn't carry Taker to a passable match last year, injured Bray has no prayer. This is going to suck.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Yeah loving big show won and cena won. I'm less mad about then winning but who they went over to do it:more talented wrestlers. Crying irl.

Hopefully the remaining matches live up to the hype.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

i remember this match

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

nooneofconsequence posted:

He's coming out on a horse to the Man Comes Around.

I will pop the hugest boner

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

So they've actually done away with numbering Wrestlemania, seeing as next year looks like It's gonna be Wrestlemania Star.

What next?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

someusername posted:

What was with chekov's shoe?

Lana had to get rid of the shoes so she wouldn't take the fall off the apron onto high heels.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

NXT NXT NXT

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Luneshot: Mar 10, 2014

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:34

Gough Suppressant: Nov 14, 2008

So how is vince going to blot out the sun for takers entrance?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Holy crap loud NXT chant.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

Hey Vince, can you hear that chant?

Retire you gently caress

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

Banjo: Jun 7, 2006

I don't think it needs to be said but

The United States Championship > Intercontinental Championship

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Ty1990 posted:

I know it's cool to hate Cena and all but from a story telling prespective he had to win that match. This will hardly hurt Rusev long term.

yeah, his winning streak had to drop at some point and breaking it to Cena at Wrestlemania after getting in plenty of offense is a good way to do it

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

I'll say this, if Bray is higher up on the company's totem pole than Rusev then they're gay babies

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

MotU posted:

I like this wrestling mania coincidentally I am ducked up

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

will_colorado posted:

full unopened Mt Dew bottles....

Well CM Punk there only drinks Pepsi . . .

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

This wrestlemania has been good and a bunch of you are acting real silly about Cena winning

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

tag youre fat: Aug 16, 2013; C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

Not even a mention of Itami in the recap. Dumb as gently caress.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

Dunbar: Feb 21, 2003

90 minutes left for 2 matches. These are going to be some long entrances.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Hahahaha Big Show won the Battle Royal instead of Mizdow gently caress this company

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Banjo posted:

So this WrestleMania = the BEST WrestleMania

Agreed. The biggest turds in WWE now have jobber belts!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

At least Rusev/Cena was good Rusev didn't get irredeemably embarrassed like Rollins did.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

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# ? May 26, 2024 12:53

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

reformed bad troll posted:

So they've actually done away with numbering Wrestlemania, seeing as next year looks like It's gonna be Wrestlemania Star.

What next?

the viking horn for the inevitable trip to the new stadium in minny

a hollywood star for the new la raiders/chargers/rams stadium

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:35

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