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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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cronox2: Jul 24, 2010; woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

Maybe this is a Tommy Dreamer match where you beat the poo poo out of the guy no one cares about enough he becomes face.

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Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

11 more Germans and Reigns can win off of one spear

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:45

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

This owns but is leading to two spears and a pin.

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someusername: Jan 26, 2015

TITLE - SUPLEX CITY, BITCH

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:45

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Brock is a horror show. I love him. Murder this bum.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:45

algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

ColonelJohnMatrix posted:

Brock is really the greatest. Let him have the belt for 3 years of just squash matches

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:45

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Ok, NOW I feel bad for Reigns

At least until he wins.

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

CapnAndy posted:

So they're gonna hit Roman with literally everything that murdered Cena and have him no-sell it, aren't they

The riot is gonna be amazing

this is not "no-selling"

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:46

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

abraham linksys posted:

why is Reigns smiling

I'm concerned!!! I think he's hiding something Maggle!!!

Sometimes, when it hurts really bad, you gotta.

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

the greek god of suplexes

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Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

God drat Reigns going over after all this is going to be the biggest implosion ever in an arena, it's going to be amazing

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Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Zyla posted:

i would poo poo my pants if he gave me those eyes

Brock looked at himself in the mirror and poo poo all over his insides.

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slev: Apr 6, 2009

Roman is going to win with one spear

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bartok: May 10, 2006

Take me down to Suplex City where the grass is green and the girls pretty

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Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

brock is dio brando

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Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

is reigns' stupid vest cutting lesnar's face on every suplex

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sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

No, you're supposed to put over the brand. It's Slam City.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:46

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Oh god those knees :gonk:

:gonk:

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Jaragoh: Nov 27, 2004

How many more suplexes can Roman's shameful back take?

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Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

I'm ordering Jimmy John's right now lets see if they get here before an actual murder happens on air.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Suplex City, bitch ~ my new life philosophy

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algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

To me, I'd have Brock anhilate him, Heyman turnon brock and Reigns wins chickenshit heel, then Brock destroys Heyman post match.

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Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

I can already see where this is going, and it's loving retarded

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Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

The crowd is 100% behind Lesnar lol

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:46

Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

he's already dead

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:46

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

That failed "THIS IS AWESOME" chant, haha

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Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

brock city

yaaaas queen

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:46

Bizarro Kanyon: Jan 3, 2007; Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!

The Shield reunites as Ambrose and Reigns turn to defeat Lesnar. That is why Ambrose was taken out and why Reigns is smiling.

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Mackers: Jan 16, 2012

ok he gon die

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

cronox2 posted:

Maybe this is a Tommy Dreamer match where you beat the poo poo out of the guy no one cares about enough he becomes face.

"I can end this, Roman! All you have to do is kiss my feet!" --paul e. Dangerously

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

that vest is coming in handy

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

:lol:

this match is stiff as gently caress holy poo poo.

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Is Reigns being that sloppy stiff shotting Lesnar like that??? The hell is wrong with him?

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The Lore Bear: Jan 21, 2014; I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

I want to move to Suplex City.

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OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Please make a Network show that consists entirely of Brock destroying people

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

oatgan posted:

this is not "no-selling"

When he gets up, laughs it off, and spears Brock for the win it will be

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Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

THIS

IS

AWE

SOME

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

This match needs a Daniel Bryan chant. But it is kinda fun watching Lesnar squash Reigns.

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StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

this is awesome chants for the murder

owns

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Brock is one of those cheating fighting game end bosses. He's just there so you'll keep feeding WWE quarters.

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