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i'm the amazon plumber, on my way to do a pre-packaged, price up front, no surprises service
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:25 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:14 |
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i went to buy something on amazon the other day, it was like 1pm, and it told me to order in the next 3 hours to get it delivered the same day. its amazing
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:25 |
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univbee posted:this is an early april fool's joke right? nothing is certain in this gay earth
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:26 |
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Linux Pirate posted:nothing is certain in this gay earth yeah, if this is an april fool's they put in a lot of effort to making it look legit
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:27 |
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univbee posted:yeah, if this is an april fool's they put in a lot of effort to making it look legit yeah so much effort that they figured "ah hell, lets release it the day before april fools. thats fine"
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:28 |
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Valeyard posted:yeah so much effort that they figured "ah hell, lets release it the day before april fools. thats fine" but that's how they fool you
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:29 |
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Linux Pirate posted:nothing is certain in this gay earth
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:29 |
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univbee posted:but that's how they fool you i wouldnt be surprised if it was like "we're gonna show off a couple of whacky things, if people think they are rediculous thent hey are april fools jokes otherwise "
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:31 |
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Valeyard posted:i wouldnt be surprised if it was like "we're gonna show off a couple of whacky things, if people think they are rediculous thent hey are april fools jokes
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:34 |
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:36 |
wanna pet that doge
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:37 |
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wesley snypes posted:im always looking for ways to make my consumerist habits more efficient same
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:37 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:wanna pet that doge
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:38 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElKmdDkl_QI
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBNpwQoTpQ
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:46 |
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:49 |
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Just lmao if you think Amazon is going to develop an elaborate system of brand-specific devices that are used to carry out the same function as an app on your cell phone.
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:49 |
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Chorrax posted:Just lmao if you think Amazon is going to develop an elaborate system of brand-specific devices that are used to carry out the same function as an app on your cell phone. its a loving button that you hook up to your wifi, program from your amazon app, and put a loving sticker on
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:51 |
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probably be more of a hit than the fire phone
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:51 |
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yea that's what im saying
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:52 |
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Chorrax posted:Just lmao if you think Amazon is going to develop an elaborate system of brand-specific devices that are used to carry out the same function as an app on your cell phone. its irl IAP
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:52 |
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:53 |
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I just requested to be invited to try out the dash button
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:56 |
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gonna set it up for trojans and put it on my belt buckle walk into the club like
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:57 |
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gotta love april fools* * "gotta love _____" is one of those phrases that try to turn something extremely subjective into an objective fact, like "easily" or "obligatory"
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:59 |
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easily the best day of the year
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:00 |
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obligatory april fools joke!!!
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:00 |
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Valeyard posted:i went to buy something on amazon the other day, it was like 1pm, and it told me to order in the next 3 hours to get it delivered the same day. its amazing i bought an 'herb grinder' on saturday, was told it would arrive monday, and received it sunday
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:00 |
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:59 |
that's a pretty professional animation
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:00 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:that's a pretty professional animation that's where people like chuck jones and walt disney screwed up, by not putting a watermark in the middle of the screen letting people know they were witnessing professional animation
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:08 |
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Chorrax posted:Just lmao if you think Amazon is going to develop an elaborate system of brand-specific devices that are used to carry out the same function as an app on your cell phone. you don't carry it around with you, you glue it to the wall next to where you store the product they're also integrating it into Brita water pitchers and Whirpool dishwashers and coffee grinders and other crap
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:14 |
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pseudorandom name posted:you don't carry it around with you, you glue it to the wall next to where you store the product
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:16 |
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:23 |
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new town house lookin good
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 21:04 |
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same
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 21:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whFc4xtSD3w
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 21:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v2mvO7Yq48
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# ? Mar 31, 2015 21:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw
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