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Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

atomicthumbs posted:

i'm the amazon plumber, on my way to do a pre-packaged, price up front, no surprises service

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:25

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# ? May 24, 2024 15:43

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

i went to buy something on amazon the other day, it was like 1pm, and it told me to order in the next 3 hours to get it delivered the same day. its amazing

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:25

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

univbee posted:

this is an early april fool's joke right?

right?

nothing is certain in this gay earth

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:26

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Linux Pirate posted:

nothing is certain in this gay earth

yeah, if this is an april fool's they put in a lot of effort to making it look legit

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:27

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

univbee posted:

yeah, if this is an april fool's they put in a lot of effort to making it look legit

yeah so much effort that they figured "ah hell, lets release it the day before april fools. thats fine"

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:28

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Valeyard posted:

yeah so much effort that they figured "ah hell, lets release it the day before april fools. thats fine"

but that's how they fool you :tinfoil:

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:29

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Linux Pirate posted:

nothing is certain in this gay earth

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:29

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

univbee posted:

but that's how they fool you

i wouldnt be surprised if it was like "we're gonna show off a couple of whacky things, if people think they are rediculous thent hey are april fools jokes otherwise :10bux:

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:31

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Valeyard posted:

i wouldnt be surprised if it was like "we're gonna show off a couple of whacky things, if people think they are rediculous thent hey are april fools jokes

please don't post my high school dating strategies :smith:

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:34

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:36

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

atomicthumbs posted:

wanna pet that doge

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:37

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

wesley snypes posted:

im always looking for ways to make my consumerist habits more efficient

same

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:37

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Radio Paranoia posted:

wanna pet that doge

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:38

Valtaherra: Feb 23, 2007; It's a personal pineapple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElKmdDkl_QI

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:45

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Valtaherra posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElKmdDkl_QI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBNpwQoTpQ

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:46

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:49

Chorrax: May 11, 2007

Just lmao if you think Amazon is going to develop an elaborate system of brand-specific devices that are used to carry out the same function as an app on your cell phone.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:49

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Chorrax posted:

Just lmao if you think Amazon is going to develop an elaborate system of brand-specific devices that are used to carry out the same function as an app on your cell phone.

its a loving button that you hook up to your wifi, program from your amazon app, and put a loving sticker on

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:51

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

probably be more of a hit than the fire phone

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:51

Chorrax: May 11, 2007

yea that's what im saying

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:52

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Chorrax posted:

Just lmao if you think Amazon is going to develop an elaborate system of brand-specific devices that are used to carry out the same function as an app on your cell phone.

its irl IAP

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:52

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Valtaherra posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElKmdDkl_QI

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# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:53

Chorrax: May 11, 2007

I just requested to be invited to try out the dash button

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:56

Chorrax: May 11, 2007

gonna set it up for trojans and put it on my belt buckle walk into the club like

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:57

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

gotta love april fools*

* "gotta love _____" is one of those phrases that try to turn something extremely subjective into an objective fact, like "easily" or "obligatory"

# ? Mar 31, 2015 18:59

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

easily the best day of the year

# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:00

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

obligatory april fools joke!!!

# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:00

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Valeyard posted:

i went to buy something on amazon the other day, it was like 1pm, and it told me to order in the next 3 hours to get it delivered the same day. its amazing

i bought an 'herb grinder' on saturday, was told it would arrive monday, and received it sunday

# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:00

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

# ? Mar 31, 2015 19:59

Segmentation Fault: Jun 7, 2012

that's a pretty professional animation

# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:00

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Segmentation Fault posted:

that's a pretty professional animation

that's where people like chuck jones and walt disney screwed up, by not putting a watermark in the middle of the screen letting people know they were witnessing professional animation

# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:08

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

Chorrax posted:

Just lmao if you think Amazon is going to develop an elaborate system of brand-specific devices that are used to carry out the same function as an app on your cell phone.

you don't carry it around with you, you glue it to the wall next to where you store the product

they're also integrating it into Brita water pitchers and Whirpool dishwashers and coffee grinders and other crap

# ? Mar 31, 2015 20:14

Chorrax: May 11, 2007

pseudorandom name posted:

you don't carry it around with you, you glue it to the wall next to where you store the product

they're also integrating it into Brita water pitchers and Whirpool dishwashers and coffee grinders and other crap