the byob birthday quilt: the quilt is finished (cha ching)

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Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

fluffieduckies kids already know that jet fuel can't I can't even finish this loving sentence

# ? Apr 1, 2015 04:08

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 00:55

cuntman.net

FluffieDuckie posted:

i just quizzed my children on the yadon/pokemon issue.

my son said "you can tell them i said it's stupid"

*duckie ducks and runs out of the thread*

# ? Apr 1, 2015 04:16

landy.

FluffieDuckie posted:

i just quizzed my children on the yadon/pokemon issue.

my son said "you can tell them i said it's stupid"

*duckie ducks and runs out of the thread*

tell him I said "teenagers"

# ? Apr 1, 2015 04:18

mycophobia

kids these days

# ? Apr 1, 2015 04:20

tao of lmao

FluffieDuckie posted:

i just quizzed my children on the yadon/pokemon issue.

my son said "you can tell them i said it's stupid"

*duckie ducks and runs out of the thread*

haha your son owns

# ? Apr 1, 2015 04:28

Machai

show your kids this video

force them to watch all of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce5mRvkAePU

# ? Apr 1, 2015 06:11

Stormyish

question, do you think your son could beat up the majority of the people in byob

# ? Apr 1, 2015 06:29

Machai

Stormyish posted:

question, do you think your son could beat up the majority of the people in byob

no, we live too far away

# ? Apr 1, 2015 06:31

Stormyish

the fact that fluffie has the capital to invest in a separate mansion for each of the arts and crafts projects means that she would spare no expense when shipping her son off to fight byobers

# ? Apr 1, 2015 06:32

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

now accepting donations to send fluffie lotion and cotton gloves

# ? Apr 1, 2015 07:14

joke_explainer

meteloides posted:

now accepting donations to send fluffie lotion and cotton gloves

cotton? we should send her like nomex gloves, given the speed and efficiency she works flame resistance might be a bonus

# ? Apr 1, 2015 08:05

everythingWasBees

joke_explainer posted:

cotton? we should send her like nomex gloves, given the speed and efficiency she works flame resistance might be a bonus

she already burned herself once

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# ? Apr 1, 2015 09:16

ulvir

Vendor Trash posted:

haha your son owns

# ? Apr 1, 2015 11:14

treasure bear

# ? Apr 1, 2015 11:19

landy.

Cumt posted:

your posts in this thread have been incredible holy crap

# ? Apr 1, 2015 11:46

Brexit the Frog

Cumt please teach me the ways of your craft

# ? Apr 1, 2015 13:14

alnilam

FluffieDuckie posted:

i just quizzed my children on the yadon/pokemon issue.

my son said "you can tell them i said it's stupid"

*duckie ducks and runs out of the thread*

(also lol)

# ? Apr 1, 2015 13:28

Piso Mojado

Cumt posted:

omg lol.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 13:31

FluffieDuckie

i told you they're not white

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:03

XyloJW

Cumt posted:

hahahaha

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:16

E3 Keynote: eyyyyyyyyyy

FluffieDuckie posted:

Yep. One of my proudest parenting moments was when my daughter was looking at them and she pointed to e3 keytones and said that's the only one I understand bc that's a pink Floyd album cover

Son walked by a little later and said hey pink Floyd

this is now my proudest moment

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:20

Machai

FluffieDuckie posted:

i told you they're not white

stop making this about race

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:38

FluffieDuckie

Machai posted:

stop making this about race

he started it. he intentionally made them white. he could have picked any other color, but no, he picked white

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:40

Machai

FluffieDuckie posted:

he started it. he intentionally made them white. he could have picked any other color, but no, he picked white

is this better?

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:45

fuck. marry. t-rex

FluffieDuckie posted:

he started it. he intentionally made them white. he could have picked any other color, but no, he picked white

_{i think he just used the image file that was white from the danish flag duck or whatever so else didn't have to make anything new}

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:48

treasure bear

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

_{i think he just used the image file that was white from the danish flag duck or whatever so else didn't have to make anything new}

no i made them again because i love whitewashing

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:49

treasure bear

actually i dont, i just want this whole race thing to be over with

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:50

FluffieDuckie

Machai posted:

is this better?

it's more accurate thank you

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:50

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

haha hey guys aren't we all white on the inside what's all the fuss about

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:50

fuck. marry. t-rex

Cumt posted:

no i made them again because i love whitewashing

Nice.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:50

treasure bear

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

_{i think he just used the image file that was white from the danish flag duck or whatever so else didn't have to make anything new}

i dont think duckie ever saw that http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3709832&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post443407125

# ? Apr 1, 2015 14:52

FluffieDuckie

Cumt posted:

i dont think duckie ever saw that http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3709832&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post443407125

it was adorbs :3:

to interupt duck color chat with some quilt chat, i managed to stay out of the quilt assembly room last night and my fingers are almost completely healed. i plan on hitting the quilt this evening and plowing through the rest of the knots

while i was on knot prohibition i made a thing. i couldn't finish it because the last part required hand sewing and that's finger intensive. once it's done i'll show it to you

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 1, 2015 15:15

Salmiakki

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

_{i think he just used the image file that was white from the danish flag duck or whatever so else didn't have to make anything new}

onfusing finland for denmark is a criminal offense

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Apr 1, 2015 15:16

XyloJW

Salmiakki posted:

onfusing finland for denmark is a criminal offense

Yeah. In Denmark!

# ? Apr 1, 2015 15:18

fuck. marry. t-rex

Salmiakki posted:

onfusing finland for denmark is a criminal offense

I've met swedes and fins, and I know your weaknesses

# ? Apr 1, 2015 15:19

fuck. marry. t-rex

Hate danes, weak to fire based magic, -5 skill check on agriculture

# ? Apr 1, 2015 15:20

Salmiakki

april fools, the swedish are the oens who hate the danish

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Apr 1, 2015 15:22

I AM BRAWW

FluffieDuckie posted:

Happy Birthday BYOB!

to celebrate surviving a year without being deleted, i am creating the first ever byobquilt and YOU can be a part of it.

to claim your place on the quilt you will submit an electronic square. i will print your submission on iron-on transfer paper and iron it onto a real life fabric square. then through the magic of "sewing" i will fuse these squares into a real life quilt commemorating the forum's first year.

Submission Rules (failure to follow these rules may result in your exclusion from the quilt)

1. participation is limited to the first 60 people who submit an acceptable electronic square in this thread. you MAY reserve your spot on the quilt by posting "reserved" below and replacing your "reserved" post with your submission when you are done.

2. submissions must be squares 800 X 800 pixels in size.

3. submissions must be SAFE FOR WORK AND NOT REFERENCE DRUG USE (this thing is getting assembled on my kitchen table people)

4. all submissions must contain your user name somewhere in the square

5. to participate in this quilt you must have posted at least 20 posts in byob 8.2 starting one year ago today and ending 5 seconds before i posted this thread.

6. the quilter (me) reserves the right to reject any submissions based on content, format, timeliness, or any other factor.

7. all submissions are due one week from today. (midnight march 11, 2015).

8. no whining

Q: ok ok let's do this thing. wait, what should i put on my square. help i'm not creative.

A: pick something that represents you or something important that happened this year. i will be copying my old duckie av onto a square and writing "fluffieduckie" on it. yours can be that simple. you can choose to only use words if you'd like. you can spend all week creating an original artwork. JUST REMEMBER TO HAVE YOUR USERNAME ON IT SOMEWHERE AND FOR GOD'S SAKE MAKE IT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN TO SEE.

THE QUILTENING IS HAPPENING

thanks to qwerinty for this mock up of the quilt in electronic form

the squares are sewn together

gently caress

# ? Apr 2, 2015 01:27

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 00:55

I AM BRAWW

Epic

gently caress

# ? Apr 2, 2015 01:30

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