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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Wild EEPROM posted:

mcmansions are so awful

i saw a bunch the other day and holy god they are exactly the kind of thing people who buy jetskis would buy

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Beast of Bourbon posted:

or maybe they could put rfid sensors in every box/bottle of consumer products made and then they would communicate with a central amazon wifi thing that constantly polls all products in the house at any given moment.

hmm chips are getting eaten in this household from 9-930pm and the mic can hear that seinfeld re-runs are on, best show the seinfeld dvd box set in their amazon feed next time they go online, and offer a lays subscribe and save or a seinfeld/lays soft bundle.

you're a lot better at this than pagancow is.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

it's kind of impressive how bad pagancow is at ads really

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Wild EEPROM posted:

mcmansions are so awful

i saw a bunch the other day and holy god they are exactly the kind of thing people who buy jetskis would buy

jetskis look like a lot of fun

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

fritz posted:

as an adult i am capable of keeping myself stocked with laundry detergent

even I can do this.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

is amazon worse for society than walmart? or are they just equally bad

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

that Romney doing laundry photo is from a hotel, dummies

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

As a Millennial I posted:

is amazon worse for society than walmart? or are they just equally bad
equally bad, capitalism is the great evil here

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

prefect posted:

jetskis look like a lot of fun

well stop,having fun and start feeling superior about why you aren't having fun, this is cjs

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Pinterest Mom posted:

that Romney doing laundry photo is from a hotel, dummies

goddammit I wanted to see how long they'd keep going before they realized

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


is it

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)


lol whoops, tone's the same though

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

carry on then posted:

lol whoops, tone's the same though

no thanks to you

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

As a Millennial I posted:

is amazon worse for society than walmart? or are they just equally bad

bezos is a randroid, so take yer pick

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

prefect posted:

jetskis look like a lot of fun

lol if you're buying wasteful entertainment machines and not engaging in the most environmentally friendly hobby of all, really kinky, gross sex

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

riding a jetski is fun. owning one, probably not

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

As a Millennial I posted:

is amazon worse for society than walmart? or are they just equally bad

they are both good for society

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

owning a jet ski is the dumbest thing

just rent one

except don't -- have your assistant go rent one for you

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I bet mitt just dropped the whole box in there, unopened

also smh if you don't just get detergent at the 24 hour walgreens around the corner like a normal person

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

qirex posted:

I bet mitt just dropped the whole box in there, unopened

also smh if you don't just get detergent at the 24 hour walgreens around the corner like a normal person

i wish that they still asked politicians gotcha questions like the price of milk

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

these days they ask gotcha questions like "what newspapers do you read"

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Forums Terrorist posted:

it's kind of impressive how bad pagancow is at ads really

i literally nominated him for some awards this year for game ads and he is a finalist for them.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

godaddy IPOed today, I wonder which endangered animal their ceo will shoot to celebrate

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i literally nominated him for some awards this year for game ads and he is a finalist for them.

huh i didn't know pagancow wrote for ign

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Moist von Lipwig posted:

lol if you're buying wasteful entertainment machines and not engaging in the most environmentally friendly hobby of all, really kinky, gross sex

depends on if you're on bc

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

EVGA Longoria posted:

i will often be in my laundry nook thing and say "hmm i'm getting low on detergent" then absolutely forget that by the time i've actually finished and gone somewhere to write it down

being able to press a button when i notice that is p cool

i mean, i'm not going to pay extra for it or anything, but it's not a bad initial idea and i hope they build on it

-jesus christ

-its not

-nope and stop encouraging it

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Mido posted:

owning a jet ski is the dumbest thing

just rent one

except don't -- have your assistant go rent one for you

this but all boats more complex than a fishing boat

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

carry on then posted:

this but all boats more complex than a pedal boat

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
poor motherfuckers not owning a yacht

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

tech buble: I guess Patton Oswalt went on a big rant about the online PC Police destroying comedy on Twitter

he posted fifty three tweets

FIFTY THREE ANGRY TWEETS

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

not fifty-three tweets, a fifty-three-part multitweet.

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

Luigi Thirty posted:

tech buble: I guess Patton Oswalt went on a big rant about the online PC Police destroying comedy on Twitter

he posted fifty three tweets

FIFTY THREE ANGRY TWEETS

i think he was probably drunk as it was 12am PDT

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Luigi Thirty posted:

tech buble: I guess Patton Oswalt went on a big rant about the online PC Police destroying comedy on Twitter

he posted fifty three tweets

FIFTY THREE ANGRY TWEETS

collected here: Patton Oswalt wrote 53 masterful tweets welcoming Trevor Noah to “comedy in 2015”

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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hahaha he is such a MGTOW

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
i laughed at the patton oswald tweets

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Jonny 290 posted:

hahaha he is such a MGTOW
as a comedian i believe that nothing should be off limits and there are no sacred cows, and also no one should criticize me or the jokes i tell for any reason because if they do it is fascism cubed

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

uncurable mlady posted:

i laughed at the patton oswald tweets

in 1992 this would be rush limbaugh's Political Correctness Update. just sayin'

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Jonny 290 posted:

in 1992 this would be rush limbaugh's Political Correctness Update. just sayin'

i didn't say i was laughing with him

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
ok cause yeah those tweets were mad-dad as gently caress

is he a dad now maybe?

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JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
by the time i woke up it was already 53 breakdancing cops nabbing folks who put the milk in before the cereal

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