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Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


FreudianSlippers posted:

Monkeys you can only see when wearing special glasses are the best monkeys.

So the invisible gorilla in Hollow Man?

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Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

CPL593H posted:

You know that thing gross neckbeards do when normal people like comic books or video games?
Rant about "fake geek girls" and "neurotypicals" ?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Sir Kodiak posted:

So the invisible gorilla in Hollow Man?

It really bugs me how they put a heartbeat sound effect when its heart becomes visible again. That isn't how that works.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Lurdiak posted:

It really bugs me how they put a heartbeat sound effect when its heart becomes visible again. That isn't how that works.

In the novelization they address that the invisibilization process suppresses the sound of any internal organs, including heart beats, sounds of indigestion, etc. It comes up when Sebastian Caine stalks Linda McKay after eating several cans of beans.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




I tell movie nerds its citizen kane so they shut up

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Sir Kodiak posted:

In the novelization they address that the invisibilization process suppresses the sound of any internal organs, including heart beats, sounds of indigestion, etc. It comes up when Sebastian Caine stalks Linda McKay after eating several cans of beans.

Did S.D. Perry write that?

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


That's a good pull, but I don't have an entertaining response to it, sorry :(

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Are we done talking about Fall Out Boy? Because I want to ask what "you know you look so Seattle / but you feel so LA" means.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

The MSJ posted:

Are we done talking about Fall Out Boy? Because I want to ask what "you know you look so Seattle / but you feel so LA" means.

They're pale and wearing rain gear but they're all coked up and have a bunch of STDs.

CPL593H fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Apr 3, 2015

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


I'm seriously in danger of being drawn into HBO2HDw's broadcast of The Rock.

fake edit: Goddamn can Michael Bay shoot the setting sun.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

The MSJ posted:

Are we done talking about Fall Out Boy? Because I want to ask what "you know you look so Seattle / but you feel so LA" means.

Other than as a ripoff of "Looking California / Feeling Minnesota," I couldn't tell you.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

My only image of Seattle only came from Frasier and something vaguely about coffee, so I imagine it meaning someone who looks so sophisticated and refined but act really trashy.

Back to movies:
How does Psycho (the original) look on Bluray?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

CPL593H posted:

Catholicism does a very good job of making people atheists. You'd think by now they'd have caught onto this and maybe not made their masses so loving boring.
If all the songs were in Latin I think masses would at least be atmospheric instead of lame choir music. Though especially now in Lent/Easter season our choir goes balls out, got the vocals, three acoustic guitars, keyboard, congo drums, and regular drums. I swear when they do Amazing Grace its a miracle that the drummer doesn't break his sticks because he really lays into it.

Sadly I could never escape the church as a kid because I lived right next to it. Plus I know if I went full Atheist I would still have all that Catholic guilt. Though my old priest keeps tell us to stop doing that crap and be happy and stop hating yourself. :unsmith:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

morestuff posted:

I think it's Tony Shalhoub's only leading role, which is a shame.

Well, aside from that TV show that ran for 7 years and won him 3 Emmys.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Furious 7 was so loving perfect. I'm still reeling from it. And that ending legitimately got me teary eyed in the theater, which movies typically never do to me. Paul would've been proud of how it turned out :unsmith:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


You guys are really committed to this prank.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Man I hav had way too much too drink

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Don't drunk post idiot.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Literally The Worst posted:

Man I hav had way too much too drink

Second half of your first beer of the night must be hitting you pretty hard.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Skwirl posted:

Second half of your first beer of the night must be hitting you pretty hard.

I've Had like thrice gin and pineapple juices sooooo

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Dickeye you wanna borrow 10 dollars?

Flying Zamboni
May 7, 2007

but, uh... well, there it is

The MSJ posted:

Back to movies:
How does Psycho (the original) look on Bluray?

Pretty great. Most black and white blurays do though.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

FishBulb posted:

Dickeye you wanna borrow 10 dollars?

Always

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
What are some famous or notable movie scenes about ears?

So far I've got:

Blue Velvet
Fight Club
Reservoir Dogs
Raise the Red Lantern
Face/Off (3D printing!)
Heat
There Will Be Blood

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Criminal Minded posted:

What are some famous or notable movie scenes about ears?

So far I've got:

Blue Velvet
Fight Club
Reservoir Dogs
Raise the Red Lantern
Face/Off (3D printing!)
Heat
There Will Be Blood

Theres Something about Mary

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Criminal Minded posted:

What are some famous or notable movie scenes about ears?

So far I've got:

Blue Velvet
Fight Club
Reservoir Dogs
Raise the Red Lantern
Face/Off (3D printing!)
Heat
There Will Be Blood

Dumbo

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s35puUhqQJc

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
quick question: is it legal to mail people a box full of live wasp nests

follow-up if yes: if i joined SASS this year and sent my santee a box full of wasp nests would i get banned

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

LORD OF BUTT posted:

quick question: is it legal to mail people a box full of live wasp nests

follow-up if yes: if i joined SASS this year and sent my santee a box full of wasp nests would i get banned

People in those threads have looked into it and I believe you can in fact ship bees. I don't think anyone's ever gone through with that. You probably wouldn't get banned but you might get in actual legal trouble if the person got seriously hurt.

I know this is probably more serious of an answer than you were expecting but you are not the first to think of sending a goon unexpected bees for real.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


A wasp is not a bee and may qualify as an "obnoxious animal" and not be valid to be sent through the USPS. Bees are a special exception and allowed to be mailed because they're useful. This wouldn't necessarily allow for wasps.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I'm spent sixty five loving dollars tonight on boozeahol Jesus that's a lot of money.

Maarak
May 23, 2007

"Go for it!"
That's a lot of light beer.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

LORD OF BUTT posted:

quick question: is it legal to mail people a box full of live wasp nests

follow-up if yes: if i joined SASS this year and sent my santee a box full of wasp nests would i get banned

In yospos someone sent a dreamcast full of mealworms for their secret santa

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Please don't send bees or wasps to people, hth.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Sending bees would be hella wasteful as well as rude. Them lil' dudes are vanishing.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
We aren't talking about people, we're talking about goons.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Well, despite what you said, please don't send bees or wasps to me. :(

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Literally The Worst posted:

I'm spent sixty five loving dollars tonight on boozeahol Jesus that's a lot of money.

Man, never travel out of the States. That'd get you like three beers in some countries.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

If you are going to send annoying bugs to goons then you better send bed bugs.

Also, James Wan can apparently direct action movies.

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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Trust me, no one deserves bed bugs.

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