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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Jealous Cow posted:

Anyone else get a Half-Life vibe from the 2nd video, looking at the plane through the fog?

Totally - all that mist and fog, with the plane's empennage sticking up in the air was pretty creepy-looking in a cinematic sort of way.


In other news: Here, have some nerdball probable goon shoot video of two jets getting popped by lightning here in Seattle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dEilm29JhA

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
One use I can see for airships is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chpOgJwqBXU


I've also seen helicopters used to build power lines across difficult terrain -- forested hills, mountain slopes, etc. There too an airship could work as a crane-in-the-sky like helicopters do. Then there's the niche area of transporting heavy cargo in areas that are not easily reachable by boat, plane, or even trucks.

They're also good platforms for observation. Watching over a beach for swimmers in trouble, or over a ski resort, etc. The downside is that the hangar to shelter them in bad weather is much larger than for a helicopter.

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Cat Mattress posted:

One use I can see for airships is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chpOgJwqBXU


I've also seen helicopters used to build power lines across difficult terrain -- forested hills, mountain slopes, etc. There too an airship could work as a crane-in-the-sky like helicopters do. Then there's the niche area of transporting heavy cargo in areas that are not easily reachable by boat, plane, or even trucks.

They're also good platforms for observation. Watching over a beach for swimmers in trouble, or over a ski resort, etc. The downside is that the hangar to shelter them in bad weather is much larger than for a helicopter.

Wouldn't the utter lack of agility inherent in a football field-sized airship pretty much kill off the construction angle? From what I've seen, helicopters get used in those types of construction a lot because they can get into and next to places nothing else will fit. I don't know dick about it aside from watching videos/reading the random article, so I could be off the mark. I sure as poo poo wouldn't want to try maneuvering that behemoth within a few feet of live high-voltage lines, that's for sure.

charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005



Looks like somebody did the same thing as this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUYCjbCjbg

Start calling the pilot Captain Nosewheel.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
Well, tell you what you ain't going to be doing in a blimp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5zrfpim-I
see about 4 mins and onwards.

But the question was hybrid/electrical aircraft. Unless you're telling me cargo jets and helicopters are going to be electrical any time soon, electrical zeppelins like the air dick will be the only realistic option for purely electrical cargo/passenger hauling.

There's not a loving chance in hell they'll outperform jets, helicopters or cargo ships, who's even putting that on the table? That would be ridiculous.

Would be a neat alternative for private use though, small electrical zeppeliners for recreational use and personal transport. Pretty safe alternative to those tiny prop planes that seem to be dropping out of the sky like rain.


E: Well the aeroschlong isn't electrical, but you get my point.

Nebakenezzer posted:

Stereotypes. The language of hate.

Also I said fuel, not lifting gas, I mean c'mon

I know. I was being an rear end. I understood what you meant. Still though, put the words "hydrogen" and "blimp" together and I can imagine any kind of agency like the FAA taking one look at it and going "noooooooope" [DENIED]

marumaru
May 20, 2013



CommieGIR posted:

I look foreward to my nuclear powered aircraft



This is so ugly it's triggering me

Those engine pods shouldn't be there. That's not right. Please stop.

e: the more streamlined your design the better. that's a simple rule

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Inacio posted:

This is so ugly it's triggering me

Those engine pods shouldn't be there. That's not right. Please stop.

e: the more streamlined your design the better. that's a simple rule

Look at this guy who's unbelievably wrong.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Inacio posted:

This is so ugly it's triggering me

Those engine pods shouldn't be there. That's not right. Please stop.

e: the more streamlined your design the better. that's a simple rule

It was designed to fly to the USSR non-stop, which was kind of unheard of for the 1940s. Either way, it was a fairly terrible design, but a beautiful aircraft, a marriage of 1940s thinking with 1950s technology.

But it did manage to carry a fairly chunky nuclear reactor


marumaru
May 20, 2013



Glorgnole posted:

Look at this guy who's unbelievably wrong.

I like the A380, so I should probably say my tastes are... singular.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Inacio posted:

I like the A380, so I should probably say my tastes are... singular.

Glorgnole posted:

Look at this guy who's unbelievably wrong.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Example of a plane doing big engine pods and still looking sexy as all gently caress:

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
Is this the only B-36 that has a nose/cockpit like that? It looks notably less goofy than the normal ones.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

CommieGIR posted:

I look foreward to my nuclear powered aircraft



Ya this is so Fallout. I can't help but adore it.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Inacio posted:

Example of a plane doing big engine pods and still looking sexy as all gently caress:



:shrug: That's how progress works? But the B-52 was going to look butt ugly originally too:

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

david_a posted:

Is this the only B-36 that has a nose/cockpit like that? It looks notably less goofy than the normal ones.

Yes, the convair X-6 had the weird cockpit, and I'm pretty sure it was converted back to a regular B-36 cockpit somewhere before the end of the program - although I can't find a NB-36H pic without the funky cockpit now.

Part of the reason for it being different was the shielding, it was essentially a lead-lined removable pod:

Tsuru
May 12, 2008
An oldie but a goodie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSK2gLDpOYY

Part 2 3 4

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


I was wondering if there might be a market for blimps for regional mass transit since high speed trains seem like a thing that will never happen in the US.

I mean, there are regional airlines as well, but those are priced more for business customers.

Basically, I'm looking for some way that it's more economical (in time and money) to move people in the 200-300 miles range without driving.

For example, it takes me 4 hours to drive to my friend's place in DC from Pittsburgh. A 100 mph airship could do that in 2 hours. Granted, I could fly to DC in 1 hour, but it would also cost me upwards of $200 to do so whereas gas for a round trip is only like $40. Not to mention by the time I got to the Pittsburgh airport, go through security, have the inevitable flight delays, and then fight my way out of Dulles to get to my friend's house in Alexandria, I'm probably looking at close to 4 hours anyways.

It would really depend on how economical they could make them and if they could streamline the departure and arrival process to make it more mass transit like.

It would be far simpler to have trains, but I don't see anyone making that capital investment anytime soon.

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

Torpedoes away!
Maybe the US Forestry service might be interested in an airship as well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jENWKgMPY

Hopefully it goes better than it did in the past. Looks like a hell of a configuration...

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

CommieGIR posted:

:shrug: That's how progress works? But the B-52 was going to look butt ugly originally too:



Apart from being a tandem layout rather than abreast, I think the XB-52 looked better :colbert:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Okan170 posted:

Maybe the US Forestry service might be interested in an airship as well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jENWKgMPY

Hopefully it goes better than it did in the past. Looks like a hell of a configuration...

Honestly, the way it failed makes it look like lovely engineering versus bad design.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

I think that if the question is "what good are airships" this document from NASA is a good answer.

https://www.scribd.com/doc/112127368/Airships-101

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005

CommieGIR posted:

It was designed to fly to the USSR non-stop, which was kind of unheard of for the 1940s. Either way, it was a fairly terrible design, but a beautiful aircraft, a marriage of 1940s thinking with 1950s technology.

But it did manage to carry a fairly chunky nuclear reactor




https://www.google.com/maps/place/EBR-1/@43.5116513,-113.0056353,168m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0xb620d5f1e7deb68

The 2 reactors are on the right, and the one above that is a train car reactor(?)
If you are ever in the middle of absolutely nowhere Idaho, then stop here because the museum is awesome. Just don't do what we did and get there 15 minutes before it closes.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Speaking of Nuclear Reactors and Flight, 50 years ago today the first Nuclear Reactor in space was orbited and tested as part of the SNAPSHOT program:

http://www.drewexmachina.com/2015/04/03/50-years-ago-today-the-first-nuclear-reactor-in-orbit/







There's our old friend Atlas, that thing is used to launch everything :allears:

It produced 500 watts of power for one year before an unrelated voltage regulator failed and the reactor shut itself down. It is expected to remain in orbit, 700 miles in altitude, for 4,000 years.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Apr 3, 2015

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011
While looking through NB-36H images I came across this USAF image of a B-36F ferrying a B-58 fusalage.



And have some video of it too...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxrwpur_Op8

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

SybilVimes posted:

While looking through NB-36H images I came across this USAF image of a B-36F ferrying a B-58 fusalage.



And have some video of it too...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxrwpur_Op8

Holy poo poo that size contrast.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

holocaust bloopers posted:

Holy poo poo that size contrast.
At the Wright-Patterson museum they are parked right next to each other. I had no idea the B-58 was so small until I saw it in person; it looks more like a souped-up fighter than anything.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

david_a posted:

At the Wright-Patterson museum they are parked right next to each other. I had no idea the B-58 was so small until I saw it in person; it looks more like a souped-up fighter than anything.

It had the roughly the same role and bomb load as the F-111 and F-15E so souled up fighter is about right. It does look much larger in pictures because you can't imagine the engines being that tiny.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

For the past two months I've been working on a infodump for **my blog** on the B-36. ('My Blog' being very similar to **MY GIRLFRIEND** in that it's basically impossible to even mention it without sounding douche-y. I've come to accept this, though I gotta apologize at the same time.) Anyway, the most impressive thing I've found round the net that you might not have seen before is this: a propaganda short on the B-36.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V9CWQNZRF8

The opening shot is positively amazing and could have inspired the famous shot of the Star Destroyer in the first Star Wars. It also has a shot of the hydraulic turrets deploying, and the (once again) Star Wars-like aiming device the gunners use with the turrets. The plane being shown is apparently a late model B-36, as it has jet engines, quick-opening bomb bay doors and the "pointy brassiere" rear radar dome.

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Gonna cross-quote this, just for one of the shots in the gallery:





FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK


I really wish there was video of that, cause I'm pretty sure that blows away most of the super low passes out there.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

I'M OUT SUCKERS


Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

"And, for the Sunday punch - [nuclear explosion.avi]"

man, the early Cold War.

Nice find, thanks for posting it.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Scratch Monkey posted:


I'M OUT SUCKERS

Oh yeah, that reminds me.

AV-8B Harrier doing an emergency landing without the front gear lowering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhefke0Q9Y

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Psion posted:

"And, for the Sunday punch - [nuclear explosion.avi]"

man, the early Cold War.

Nice find, thanks for posting it.

I love the inappropriately cheerful music over that bit

Micr0chiP
Mar 17, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8zqPJvzs7U

They really tried (try?) anything to maximise every air-frame.
The videos that this user uploaded is a treasure trove of cold war videos.

Cabbage Disrespect
Apr 24, 2009

ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss
Soiled Meat
I posted this over in the Cold War thread, but I figured it'd fit here too:



Pictured: An F-35A... doing a Cobra?

:catstare:

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

Nebakenezzer posted:

For the past two months I've been working on a infodump for **my blog** on the B-36. ('My Blog' being very similar to **MY GIRLFRIEND** in that it's basically impossible to even mention it without sounding douche-y. I've come to accept this, though I gotta apologize at the same time.) Anyway, the most impressive thing I've found round the net that you might not have seen before is this: a propaganda short on the B-36.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V9CWQNZRF8

The opening shot is positively amazing and could have inspired the famous shot of the Star Destroyer in the first Star Wars. It also has a shot of the hydraulic turrets deploying, and the (once again) Star Wars-like aiming device the gunners use with the turrets. The plane being shown is apparently a late model B-36, as it has jet engines, quick-opening bomb bay doors and the "pointy brassiere" rear radar dome.

I wish there were enough of these airframes still around so that some heritage org (or a ridiculously rich idiot) could fit one with some RR-T06s and modern landing gear and fly it around. So enormous.

brozozo
Apr 27, 2007

Conclusion: Dinosaurs.

Nebakenezzer posted:

For the past two months I've been working on a infodump for **my blog** on the B-36. ('My Blog' being very similar to **MY GIRLFRIEND** in that it's basically impossible to even mention it without sounding douche-y. I've come to accept this, though I gotta apologize at the same time.) Anyway, the most impressive thing I've found round the net that you might not have seen before is this: a propaganda short on the B-36.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V9CWQNZRF8

The opening shot is positively amazing and could have inspired the famous shot of the Star Destroyer in the first Star Wars. It also has a shot of the hydraulic turrets deploying, and the (once again) Star Wars-like aiming device the gunners use with the turrets. The plane being shown is apparently a late model B-36, as it has jet engines, quick-opening bomb bay doors and the "pointy brassiere" rear radar dome.

That bombing run :stare:

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

brozozo posted:

That bombing run :stare:

Gah. The explosions just keep going.

Also, those smart little black caps the flight crew wear seem more than a little similar to the caps the Imperial Navy guys wear in Star Wars too... :v:

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Wingnut Ninja posted:

Gah. The explosions just keep going.

The bomb load of ten B-17s. A single B-36 has the same combat strength as a B-17 squadron.

Now scramble as many B-36s as you can, each with a pair of 25MT hydrogen bombs, and go have some fun.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
They're just baseball caps.

Edit: The B-36 had a higher max payload than any of the current bombers, unless the B-1 can loads up the internal bay and the external pylons. The 36 can carry more internally, though. :stare:

Godholio fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Apr 4, 2015

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