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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

seiferguy posted:

How about your first HOT TAKE for a woman being hired as an official:



As HOT TAKES™ go that's a pretty good one.

NC-17 posted:

Ref: Coach do you want to accept or decline?
Tomsula: I... uh. I just. I . i. uhhh. I just... we can't,, i can.,t cnot comment a, th this time, I, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ref: I need answer
Tomsula: I I I uhh I just... are you asking me out?

This one is better though.








:smithicide:

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v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

This one is better though.
I like the idea of looking at someone and just going "I need answer"

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
*Female ref jogs over to the 49er sideline* coach I love farting loving and fishing, in that order
*Coach Tomsula nods and smiles warmly*

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

football fuckerman posted:

I like the idea of looking at someone and just going "I need answer"

Oh, you mean she's not Russian?

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

I need answer! Im piss!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ruff, ruff.

Good boy Cutler!

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Washington trades for Dashon Goldson. I mean, he fits there, right? Just not in a good way.

http://www.buccaneers.com/news/article-smith/Buccaneers-Trade-Dashon-Goldson/e9558bdf-94fa-4674-bca1-c0494e6c2f4d

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Henchman of Santa posted:

I'm sure you've been asked a million times, but how did you become a Packers fan and Minnesota everything else fan again?

Family connection to the organization

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Family connection to the organization

Being a "shareholder" doesn't count you bandwagoning gently caress.

jk:wink:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
A bandwagoning gently caress wouldn't be a Minnesota anything fan

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Ha, someone hasn't seen pictures from the Minnesota Lynx championship parades.

neither have i, did they have one?

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

WHOOPS posted:

Ha, someone hasn't seen pictures from the Minnesota Lynx championship parades.

neither have i, did they have one?



Look at all those people. They're one...two deep in places.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

WHOOPS posted:

Ha, someone hasn't seen pictures from the Minnesota Lynx championship parades.

neither have i, did they have one?

Not that I recall

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Kawalimus posted:

I never saw that part. But we still move up a round at least.

I think Kubes just wants some depth for a guy that knows his system. Thing is though, I remember Zuttah going down for a few snaps in some game and Harbs ended up shuffling the line like crazy and having some 3rd stringer at C. It was a lot of work to make sure Gino didn't step onto the field and it was pretty funny.


Also for some good news: Rick Wagner was said to miss most of training camp due to his injury late last year, but it was recently reported he'll be reporting day 1. Guy owns and it was such an awesome surprise. I'm sure having Yanda right next to him made him look a lot better, but it was nice to see him kick rear end right out of the gate. I just really hope they don't let Osemele walk next year because the OL is just too drat awesome right now.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Sour Diesel posted:

I think Kubes just wants some depth for a guy that knows his system.

I think he's gonna start though because Denver has nothing at Center

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

davecrazy posted:



Look at all those people. They're one...two deep in places.

Pretty sure everyone on the right is out on lunch or doing a Target run.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

SA2K posted:

I think he's gonna start though because Denver has nothing at Center

Oh score one for the rest of the AFC West, then.

Another thing that made Gino look so bad was playing next to AQ Shipley in 2013. Believe it or not, Shipley was worse than Gino. Every series on offense was so painful to watch with Joe getting obliterated 5-6 times per quarter.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

davecrazy posted:



Look at all those people. They're one...two deep in places.

At least 75% of those people are just normal pedestrians who saw a mystery parade happening and are wondering what's going on

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

I forgot the WNBA was still around. Does it get mentioned much on ESPN?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Yaws posted:

I forgot the WNBA was still around. Does it get mentioned much on ESPN?

About as much as hockey

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

davecrazy posted:



Look at all those people. They're one...two deep in places.

Is that a Chrysler Sebring Convertible? That's an unfortunate choice of parade car.

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax
Could be worse. It could be a 1961 Lincoln Continental Convertible.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
LaRon Landry is a goddamned comic book character at this point.

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Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

davecrazy posted:



Look at all those people. They're one...two deep in places.

They could have it worse. I heard a professional women's soccer/football player being interviewed today. She makes about 18k a year, in this, her 11th year as a professional.

e: Every time I see that Landry photo I hear "Dillon, you son of a bitch!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItzslynRhwg

Marketing New Brain fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Apr 4, 2015

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!




Andre Caldwell status: still employed


conclusion: must have incriminating Elway photos :shrug:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I just want to see Marvin Jones run a flag route. Is that too much to loving ask?!

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

LaRon Landry is a goddamned comic book character at this point.



This guy needs a shoulder belt with like 30 ammo pouches.

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Intruder posted:

At least 75% of those people are just normal pedestrians who saw a mystery parade happening and are wondering what's going on

I still cant decide whether the best part is the security making up almost 50% of the attendants, or the dude on the left, completely on his own in the red cap and white tshirt

e: actually, white as gently caress guy with his pants pulled up to his nipples and his shirt tucked in is givin red cap guy next to him a run for his money as well. especially because he's standing a safe distance away from him. this is almost as good as yankeesfans.gif

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Eifert Posting posted:

I just want to see Marvin Jones run a flag route. Is that too much to loving ask?!

Yeah I'm feeling a tinge of nostalgia for the ball sailing out of bounds on those.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
New Summer of Gronk best Summer of Gronk.

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/584101752519163905/photo/1

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton
Gronk is the greatest NFL player since Joe Namath

ParliamentOfDogs
Jan 29, 2009

My genre's thriller... What's yours?
God I hope Gronk becomes a goddamn A-list megastar, to the extant that people who have never watched football and have no interest in it know who he is and which pop singer he is loving or disrespecting at the grammys which he is attending because he is loving famous as poo poo. All while just spiking poo poo and humping air every time a camera is on him.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

I'm kind of sad I'm moving out of Chicago and won't get a front-row seat to their chaos anymore. At least I'm moving to Philly and will get that same seat for the Chip Kelly Experience :buddy:

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Schwack posted:

Is that a Chrysler Sebring Convertible? That's an unfortunate choice of parade car.

Looks like a Jaguar XK.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

ParliamentOfDogs posted:

God I hope Gronk becomes a goddamn A-list megastar, to the extant that people who have never watched football and have no interest in it know who he is and which pop singer he is loving or disrespecting at the grammys which he is attending because he is loving famous as poo poo. All while just spiking poo poo and humping air every time a camera is on him.

He probably will tbh. He's more designed for the stage than Michael Strahan.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

C-Euro posted:

I'm kind of sad I'm moving out of Chicago and won't get a front-row seat to their chaos anymore. At least I'm moving to Philly and will get that same seat for the Chip Kelly Experience :buddy:

I believe you mean Mr. Kelly's Wild Ride. :colbert:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

ParliamentOfDogs posted:

God I hope Gronk becomes a goddamn A-list megastar, to the extant that people who have never watched football and have no interest in it know who he is and which pop singer he is loving or disrespecting at the grammys which he is attending because he is loving famous as poo poo. All while just spiking poo poo and humping air every time a camera is on him.

Gronk for Magic Mike 3

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I liked the character of Gronk a lot more before I actually saw him talk and interact with people. He genuinely seems to have cognitive trouble and that makes it less fun for me.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Another TFF favorite gets into some trouble:



Jaxson is going to be crushed

Kalli fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Apr 4, 2015

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kalli posted:

Another TFF favorite gets into some trouble:



No Brennan Williams! No!

He's... just at a sports mascot convention... r-right?

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