Tasteless Tattoos: Its like a play on words n shit

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DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

JoelJoel posted:

You call that old hat ? Please. Have the EFUKT worst tattoos in porn: http://efukt.com/21105_The_Worst_Tattoos_in_Porn.html (super , obviously)

Seriously though, don't loving click. And if you do, don't click on anything else on that site.

_{_{you were warned}}

Serious question, how do you even tattoo the genitals/anus and surrounding areas? I'm thinking mainly of the aftercare aspects. Is it more difficult for those areas to heal normally, do you just have to keep the bandages on for longer or something? Just seems really unsanitary and more likely to get infected. But maybe I'm overthinking it.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 02:16

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# ? May 24, 2024 06:33

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 29, 2015 03:37

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Genitals heal really quickly. Ask me how I know.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 03:37

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

Lord Frisk posted:

Genitals heal really quickly. Ask me how I know.

Gee, Lord Frisk! How do you know?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 07:11

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Lord Frisk cut his dick off and was able to urinate "normally" within a half a fortnight.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 08:16

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Wouldn't that just be a week?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 10:36

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Yes, half a fortnight is a week.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 16:01

defectivemonkey: Jun 5, 2012

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Serious question, how do you even tattoo the genitals/anus and surrounding areas? I'm thinking mainly of the aftercare aspects. Is it more difficult for those areas to heal normally, do you just have to keep the bandages on for longer or something? Just seems really unsanitary and more likely to get infected. But maybe I'm overthinking it.

This doesn't touch aftercare, which is probably not great, but the last edition of the Tattoo Megathread had this:

zee is zae posted:

On the subject of dick tattoos:*

You don't have to be erect. But in the cases where I've tattooed male genitalia, it seemse to happen anyway. That's nature I suppose. There's A LOT of pulling, bending and stretching though. And not the nice kind. If you have any sense of self control I don't think you'll blow your load on the artist. That's pretty extreme. I basically haz-matted myself anyways with arm guards, goggles, a mask, and an apron though.

As far as pain, the customers said it's not nearly as painful as they imagined it would be. So there's that. But then it depends on the spot too. I've only tattooed the top of the shaft and scrotum.

*(I hate that I just typed that sentence.)**
**(as well as the sentences that followed it.)

So there's that. I looked up more information because I was curious and found someone asking Yahoo Answers "how to I remove a small genital tattoo at home" so I'll be sobbing in a corner for a while.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 20:21

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

detectivemonkey posted:

This doesn't touch aftercare, which is probably not great, but the last edition of the Tattoo Megathread had this:

So there's that. I looked up more information because I was curious and found someone asking Yahoo Answers "how to I remove a small genital tattoo at home" so I'll be sobbing in a corner for a while.

Vigorous scrubbing?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Not too vigorous, you don't want to blow your load all over the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:08

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

detectivemonkey posted:

This doesn't touch aftercare, which is probably not great, but the last edition of the Tattoo Megathread had this:

So there's that. I looked up more information because I was curious and found someone asking Yahoo Answers "how to I remove a small genital tattoo at home" so I'll be sobbing in a corner for a while.

Did they mention "a fleshlight filled with Scotchbrite"?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:29

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Did they mention "a fleshlight filled with Scotchbrite"?

Oh, ho-ho-ho. I actually made a "gaaargh!" sound when I read that.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:58

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Did they mention "a fleshlight filled with Scotchbrite"?

A lug nut brush and some sand would be cheaper.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 02:40

BhindiBhaji Boogie: Aug 6, 2013; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Here are some pieces of poo poo from a Toronto area shop

This one was captioned "a different kind of Ying and Yang done by gary"

This would require some serious hand contortions to have anyone read it as "keep it 100"

From another crummy shop. There's no explanation but Im assuming its a stone maple leaf?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 04:30

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I like the idea of the ying/yang wings. The execution is awful though.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 06:06

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

I'm the guy recoiling from anger-mom.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:00

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Subjunctive posted:

I'm the guy recoiling from anger-mom.

If Beavis were a woman, that is the woman he would be.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:16

Chakan: Mar 30, 2011

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I like the idea of the ying/yang wings. The execution is awful though.

It's Yin just a heads up.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 17:04

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Why the gently caress did I type Ying? I blame Obama.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 18:43

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

But Sigourney Weaver is still alive. :confused:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 20:30

BhindiBhaji Boogie: Aug 6, 2013; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Here's some more trash:

This is an original piece not a cover up

The front left leg on the deer and the musculature are really great

Im booking my appointment next week

# ? Mar 30, 2015 21:39

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

Dale of Finland.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:51

post-apocalyptic erotica: Jan 28, 2013

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

Still having trouble believing this isn't Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 23:05

Not My Leg: Nov 6, 2002; AYN RAND AKBAR!

steve cardigan posted:

Still having trouble believing this isn't Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

I was looking at it on my phone and just assumed it was. Who is it supposed to be?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 23:25

post-apocalyptic erotica: Jan 28, 2013

Not sure, but the image they're using as reference is of some dumpy-looking white dude.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 23:34

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

steve cardigan posted:

Not sure, but the image they're using as reference is of some dumpy-looking white dude.

Looks like a funeral program being used as reference.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 00:53

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

They look like facial composites. I was expecting the unabomber next.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:37

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

steve cardigan posted:

Not sure, but the image they're using as reference is of some dumpy-looking white dude.

It's Pakistani Ron Swanson.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 04:45

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

steve cardigan posted:

Not sure, but the image they're using as reference is of some dumpy-looking white dude.

*Dumpy-looking Mexican/Brown dude.

# ? Mar 31, 2015 08:10

LooksLikeABabyRat: Jun 26, 2008; Oh dang, I'd nibble that cheese

DorkusMalorkus posted:

*Dumpy-looking Mexican/Brown dude.

Yeah, I can make out "De Aguilar" on the card. Not the first name though.

# ? Apr 2, 2015 01:19

Patchouli Patrol: Nov 11, 2007

Is it a horrific memorial tattoo? No. He's just at grandma's.

# ? Apr 2, 2015 21:20

Nemico: Sep 23, 2006

Did his left nipple kill somebody?

# ? Apr 2, 2015 21:40

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Patchouli Patrol posted:

Is it a horrific memorial tattoo? No. He's just at grandma's.

For now ? What is he planning ?

# ? Apr 2, 2015 21:59

nostrata: Apr 27, 2007

His nipple is going to strike again.

# ? Apr 2, 2015 22:21

jess: May 26, 2005; you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

# ? Apr 3, 2015 22:13

The End: Apr 16, 2007; You're welcome.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000483219/article/julio-jones-getting-some-ink-done?campaign=Facebook_Writers_Williams

Multi-millionaires can get lovely tattoos too!

# ? Apr 4, 2015 00:54

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

This would require some serious hand contortions to have anyone read it as "keep it 100"

I think "KSSP" is the sound a machete makes when impacting its victim at high speed

# ? Apr 4, 2015 01:47

BhindiBhaji Boogie: Aug 6, 2013; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

My buddy's nephew was watching the Power Rangers today . Here's hoping he doesnt end up with a tattoo like one of these assholes:

INSERT DICK HERE

The "real life" Green Ranger looks pretty upset with this guys crummy tattoo of him

# ? Apr 4, 2015 04:24

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I think that's just his normal face.

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# ? May 24, 2024 06:33

El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

The real life green ranger also has a massive arm tat that says JESUS DIDN'T TAP so YMMV.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 04:58

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