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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


also im kind of regretting not telling the priestess that the reason she didn't feel fulfilled from obtaining the item from her dreams is that she was too fuckin' lazy to go do it herself

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Dick Spacious CPA posted:

what if lara croft was real and she worked in the HR department of your company and everyday you would always hang out around the break room (you can do this because are making six figgies and have programmed a computer to do your work for you lol) waiting for her to come in and make tea and then maybe one day you would build up enough courage to talk to her about one of the hosed up cats you have living in your house do you think she would eventually like you and fall in love with you?

quoting a poo poo poster who should be banned

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Space-Pope posted:

the answer is always pinball. and make sure ur crotch is right up against the machine so its like an extension of ur cock whenever ppl u wanna bang walk past

the only way to play bride of pinbot

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Nayato posted:

they're out there you just gotta find em. or know who to take them from

i understand that they do exist but playing through the game with a single weapon was very disappointing, esp when it's a souls game and you're expecting literally 100 weapons

sleater-cummy
Dec 28, 2005

smile :]

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i understand that they do exist but playing through the game with a single weapon was very disappointing, esp when it's a souls game and you're expecting literally 100 weapons

yeah.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

bump_fn posted:

quoting a poo poo poster who should be banned

Quoting a whinging little dweeb who wouldn't know a good poster if he was biting him on his retarded rear end.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Knuc U Kinte posted:



Quoting a whinging little dweeb who wouldn't know a good poster if he was biting him on his retarded rear end.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

knuc will you play gta online with me

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

knuc will you play gta online with me

Perhaps.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i'm not looking forward to a bunch of young serial killers-in-training practicing their catte murdering in the PC version of Grand Theft Auto V. :-(

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

knuc will you play gta online with me

also asking this but pc version

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

also asking this but pc version
well that's what i mean

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

well that's what i mean

I'm looking forward to it

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
:nws: literally an article about vr kitties thanks kotalku :nws:

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I'm looking forward to it
i just bought a new ssd because good lord 65gb installation size

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

i just bought a new ssd because good lord 65gb installation size

I'm poor so I only have an ssd for my OS etc but I have a good video card and lots of ram (a good kind of ram)

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
my processor is also pretty good because I got an intel one this time instead of usual amd

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

i dunno why i spend money on a gaming pc that gets used once every 4 months

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Notorious QIG posted:

something something that BITCH WHORE OF A GOD

i literally just got him to spill the beans on this

also i hid a scroll in a dragon skull so now another god is happy with me

overeager overeater
Oct 16, 2011

"The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set - over the Earth - there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire."



bump_fn posted:

thanks kotalku

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


digital style!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

i dunno why i spend money on a gaming pc that gets used once every 4 months

anything good these days is coming out on PC so I use my gaming computer and a wii-u

my friend gave me his PS3 though so I've been playing on that

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

anything good these days is coming out on PC so I use my gaming computer and a wii-u
yeah i just don't really find much time to play games anymore. i haven't picked up anything current-gen, and i don't think i've used my ps3 or 360 since i moved 6 months ago.

i'll fire up gta5 on pc though

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

i think i killed gavlan on my ng+ run and im regretting it for a lot of reasons, partly because i love to wheel and deal
also because poison arrows would help a ton with that fucker invader in iron keep that runs down the tower once he hits like 20% hp

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Risk of Rain is fun but a bit frenetic and tough for me :o: Can't get past the second level, even with a quick lucky run with a bunch of good pickups and some drone flyers I get stomped as soon as I start up the 2nd teleporter.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I need an ssd, but then again I am leaving all my worldly possessions behind soon.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I need an ssd, but then again I am leaving all my worldly possessions behind soon.

don't kill yourself knuc

unless you're becoming a buddhist monk then have fun

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
have fun being a buddhist monk that is

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I need an ssd, but then again I am leaving all my worldly possessions behind soon.

this isn't the thread for this. suicide countdowns go in cjs

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

why would a link about vr kitties be nws


oh



this



this isn't about kitties

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I'm just going overseas -_-

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
vr kitties would be a good thing though

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


lol steam

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

p sure this is a jokepost, but still got that nagging suspicion it might not be

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I'm just going overseas -_-

whoa are you really becoming a buddhist monk

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

duckfarts posted:

p sure this is a jokepost, but still got that nagging suspicion it might not be

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

Pinterest Mom posted:

is poker art

it is if you're playing with cards with naked ladies on them

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Dont remember seeing this one.



Hard choices.

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Apr 4, 2015

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I'm just going overseas -_-

to be fair, this is yospos

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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

Notorious QIG posted:

c poe s: just killed a named dragon, who was guarding a piece of a bomb used to kill a god :black101:

oh you sweet summer child

that was a drake. dragons.. dragons are tougher.

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