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Snapchat A Titty posted:I think those FBI dudes who have to look at child porn probably have the darkest, well, everything. They get rotated off that job after a few months IIRC.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 00:16 |
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Who said that goon was talking about it being a job?
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 00:31 |
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Afaik it's like their version of hazing, youre strapped in a chair and then its just several days and nights of video from their vault. Whatever's in there, no quality control. The lucky ones get to see the entire feed of a parking lot in Poughkeepsie in December 1987.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 00:34 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:They get rotated off that job after a few months IIRC. I remember one of the first episodes of SVU had them point out that Detectives can't stay on in that Department for too long because of the enormous emotional and psychological damage it does. Sixteen years later, Benson is still there
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Jerusalem posted:I remember one of the first episodes of SVU had them point out that Detectives can't stay on in that Department for too long because of the enormous emotional and psychological damage it does. And she has some severe PTSD and has become increasingly vigilant that everything is a sex crime.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 01:25 |
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Used to work for a major server hosting company as IT security. Guess how the FBI found out about it a lot? And guess who had to transfer the files to them?
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 05:42 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:They get rotated off that job after a few months IIRC. I did it for over 6 years (not with the FBI.) Some people are more suited to that line of work than others, mind you.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 08:05 |
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Gromit posted:I did it for over 6 years (not with the FBI.) Some people are more suited to that line of work than others, mind you. So with the Australian equivalent to the FBI I presume? Also why.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 08:09 |
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Years ago when I was in the police I worked with a guy who had that job. He said you won't believe how many people jokingly told him how 'lucky' he was he got to look at porn all day and get paid for it. I'm guessing those people had some incredibly warped misconception about the sort of images he had to work with. I asked him 'so what do you say to that?' and he just became visibly angry and said something about how looking at babies being tortured was soul destroying. I cannot fathom how anybody could do that job for even a day edit - well poo poo, totally forgot what thread I was in. Sorry for derail. Dr Scoofles has a new favorite as of 08:20 on Apr 4, 2015 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So with the Australian equivalent to the FBI I presume? Also why. Why? In order to put child rapists in prison. I worked on other criminal matters as well, but child abuse stuff made up about 75% of our work.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 09:17 |
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Go back to talking about lovely Adam Sandler movies, gently caress
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 09:33 |
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Watching Adam Sandler movies is soul destroying. So, I watched Interstellar last night, good musical score, great visuals. I just want to choke the writers to death though. Really? We're running out of oxygen? Are you actually loving kidding me? I've seen disaster movies that with less awfully reasoned world enders than that. Or the scene where's she standing in the loving room like "I'm here, poo poo will just happen and I'll poo poo some solution out of my rear end in ten seconds" I get that it's supposed to be an opportunity for what's his face to right his wrongs but come the gently caress on.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 10:24 |
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Gromit posted:I did it for over 6 years (not with the FBI.) Some people are more suited to that line of work than others, mind you. Being better suited to watch child pornography for a living than others is not the sort of thing I would want to be admitting on a public forum.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 11:11 |
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Jedit posted:Being better suited to watch child pornography for a living than others is not the sort of thing I would want to be admitting on a public forum. Some people are better suited to be looking at horrible things in general. But yes, I'm sure he just admitted to liking child porn, you gently caress.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 11:36 |
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So about those irrationality irritating moments. The fact the Dead Like Me movie exists is a big one. It's such a terrible way to end the series.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 12:19 |
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Len posted:So about those irrationality irritating moments. The fact the Dead Like Me movie exists is a big one. It's such a terrible way to end the series. Wait what? I thought that show ensed with George absorbing the evil soul of the abusive ex, getting shiny fingernails, then frustrating the poo poo out of me. Also an annoying movie thing that might be rational: I've been looking forward to Book of Life since it came out in the states and it finally came out april 2nd. There's only two showings a day and they're both before noon. And here i wanted an excuse to take my mum to dinner and admit to being trans... Basically I understand 1000% why so many Aussies pirate movies.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 12:34 |
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Pook Good Mook posted:Hell it's still better then it was even 20 years ago. Now Prince of Persia is a noteworthy standout in offensiveness, no one would have bat an eye about it a few decades ago. This is a few days old but uh, Persians are ethnically white, dudes. Iran = same root word as Aryan. The term "Caucasian" literally comes from the Caucasus region bordering Iran.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 12:43 |
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ZeusCannon posted:Poirot is Belgian. "What's the difference?" -Peter Falk, Murder by Death
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 13:29 |
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Pidmon posted:Wait what? I thought that show ensed with George absorbing the evil soul of the abusive ex, getting shiny fingernails, then frustrating the poo poo out of me. Nope. It ends with Rube getting his lights off camera, everyone breaking character, and George becoming the new middle management. I wish it just ended with the shiny fingernails.
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Pidmon posted:Wait what? I thought that show ensed with George absorbing the evil soul of the abusive ex, getting shiny fingernails, then frustrating the poo poo out of me. I will save you the trip: don't waste your time. It looks pretty and flashy, which it is, but the story is spoonfed to you (there are about four or five scenes where it cuts from the main story to the narrator telling kids the story and their various reactions. Because you NEED to be told when something is sad!) and overall it sucks. Nice animation, but lots of movies have that. Excessive narration, is there EVER a good time for it?
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 13:50 |
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I get irrationally irritated when a convoluted and frustrating situation resulting from a silly misunderstanding can be resolved at any time during the events of a movie by a simple conversation that nobody is willing to have. It's one thing if it's a comedy where one person keeps trying to clear things up but keeps getting interrupted in funny ways, but there are too many more serious films where everyone's got ample opportunity to fix poo poo and they don't because it would ruin the tension or whatever.
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Pidmon posted:Wait what? I thought that show ensed with George absorbing the evil soul of the abusive ex, getting shiny fingernails, then frustrating the poo poo out of me. You want to take your mom to a children's animated movie, dinner, and then tell her you're trans. Just...goddamn. Maybe tell her at home, where she won't feel as uncomfortable, although there's no situation where she'll feel 100 % comfortable, and can react to it naturally without feeling like you're making a scene and she's on display.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I get irrationally irritated when a convoluted and frustrating situation resulting from a silly misunderstanding can be resolved at any time during the events of a movie by a simple conversation that nobody is willing to have. It's one thing if it's a comedy where one person keeps trying to clear things up but keeps getting interrupted in funny ways, but there are too many more serious films where everyone's got ample opportunity to fix poo poo and they don't because it would ruin the tension or whatever. Ah, the old End Of Second Act standby. "How could you do this??" "Wait, I didn—" "Don't. Don't talk to me right now. In fact, never call me again!!"
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Ah, the old End Of Second Act standby. That terrible Eurotrip movie was the worst about this. His European pen pal blocks his email adress, so instead of just taking 5 seconds and making a new email adress he spends thousands of dollars to go to Europe and show up on her doorstep.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 17:26 |
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I don't know why but this reminds me of Mr Bean's Holiday (the second movie) which I thought was cute. I liked the idea of only having 6 of the 8 numbers of the father phone number and having to try all 100 possible remaining digits to reunite them. It was kinda nice, especially how Mr Bean wasn't an rear end. He noticed the awful thing that had happened due to distracting the kid in the first place and spent the entire movie endlessly trying to rectify it.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 17:51 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:That terrible Eurotrip movie was the worst about this. His European pen pal blocks his email adress, so instead of just taking 5 seconds and making a new email adress he spends thousands of dollars to go to Europe and show up on her doorstep. On that note, I don't enjoy the scene in a movie where someone leaves a voice mail message or sends an email message, and the other person deletes it without even a peek. Who does that? If I get a voice mail from an ex, I listen to it just to hear them squirm, and then delete it. Or I read an email and then delete. Nobody functions that way!
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ElGroucho posted:On that note, I don't enjoy the scene in a movie where someone leaves a voice mail message or sends an email message, and the other person deletes it without even a peek. Who does that? If I get a voice mail from an ex, I listen to it just to hear them squirm, and then delete it. Or I read an email and then delete. Nobody functions that way! Many people do that though? People process breakups differently.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 18:54 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Many people do that though? People process breakups differently. Trap sprung
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 18:56 |
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Curses foiled again
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Your Gay Uncle posted:That terrible Eurotrip movie was the worst about this. His European pen pal blocks his email adress, so instead of just taking 5 seconds and making a new email adress he spends thousands of dollars to go to Europe and show up on her doorstep. You're saying that if you blocked someone's email because they called you a loving freak and they responded by immediately circumventing your block, your reaction wouldn't be "Oh, gently caress that guy"? Also the whole plot of the movie is that the lead goes to meet the girl in person to show he's genuine and sincere, and chooses to hitchhike across Europe because he can't afford the trip. I can understand you not liking it, it's no more than a middling movie, but it's a bit unfair to hate it for things that aren't even in the movie.
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exquisite tea posted:This is a few days old but uh, Persians are ethnically white, dudes. Iran = same root word as Aryan. The term "Caucasian" literally comes from the Caucasus region bordering Iran.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:31 |
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Watching the trailer for the new Mad Max movie reminded me of something. At the end of The Road Warrior, what was The Humungus hoping to achieve by driving head on into a semi truck? Seems like a bad idea to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_UtDuZaeZo at 2:28
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 16:36 |
He wasn't trying too run head long into it, he's was going so fast that when the semi came over the hill he didn't have time to turn.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 16:47 |
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EDIT: ^^^ Beaten DecentHairJelly posted:Watching the trailer for the new Mad Max movie reminded me of something. At the end of The Road Warrior, what was The Humungus hoping to achieve by driving head on into a semi truck? Seems like a bad idea to me. I think it's one of two things (or perhaps both): a) Humungus had no idea that Max had pulled a 180 and didn't see him until Max crested the hill Humungus was going up. He didn't have enough time to react. b) He had just kicked in not one, but two bottles of Nitrous Oxide and was going so fast that anything other than straight line would have been catastrophic. I've always seen it as more scenario a with a dash of b.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 16:51 |
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The second half of Mad Max 3 is painful. The whole list children part is loving terrible. Good trilogy though.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 18:34 |
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Last Stand is kind of amazing for doing something that usually irritates me a lot. In action movies there tend to be many instances where the participants of a shootout take cover behind things that then get all shot up. This is not so bad when they're using cars as cover, as movies have successfully conditioned me to accept that cars are as bulletproof as they need to be in any given scene to achieve drama. This applies to Last Stand as well, cars get hosed up badly in that movie. However, one bad guy takes cover behind a melon truck. He uses the water melons and the wooden boards at the sides of the truck for cover, and there are several instances where the boards and melons he hides behind get hit, but for some reason the bullets only do surface damage to the wood and pop the melons, yet the guy remains unharmed. It's simply amazing. I seem to remember instances in other movies where people flip over tables and take cover behind them. Unless the scene takes place in a 90s Yuppie hangout where the tables are all chromed steel, this strikes me as a terrible idea.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 21:10 |
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Concealment is not cover!
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 21:36 |
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mng posted:Concealment is not cover! That's the thing though, the dude in Last Stand wasn't concealed. He was standing behind what amounts to a wooden fence and some water melons.
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# ? Apr 5, 2015 21:42 |
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https://youtu.be/blGNsJl7Ku8
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E: nevermind
old bean factory has a new favorite as of 22:32 on Apr 5, 2015 |
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