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Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
He's like "My name is Budgiemandias, Bird of Birds. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair"

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Battle Pigeon
Nov 7, 2011

I am dancing potato
give me millet


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

aaaa :neckbeard: I love parrots, and I love gryphons, A+ artwork.

Thanks you :) It's mostly to test out some materials, how they mix, and different styles, which is why some of the leaves look good and others are terrible, also I dunno what colour to make the back end an-

Tadhg Dall posted:

Also there's this :3:


Aaaaaaaaah

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

happy almost easter bird thread :buddy: :h:



AAAAAAAAAAAH :3:

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

happy almost easter bird thread :buddy: :h:



My god.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
So my conure is going through puberty I think. My wife says he humps her hand. Anything I can do to stop it? Are there any birdie escort services available?

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Jose Oquendo posted:

So my conure is going through puberty I think. My wife says he humps her hand. Anything I can do to stop it? Are there any birdie escort services available?

Have a goon make you a stuffed conure and put a rubber bird-gina in it.

blackflare
Dec 6, 2004

I am a Purrrfect Princess

Literally A Bird, I think you were next for bird plush. I'll probably get started on it after easter but yours might take awhile, I need to move really soon. Kinda depends how that goes vOv

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Yay :buddy: No worries, just PM me or whatever when you have the time. :) Good luck with your move!

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


President Ark posted:

I'm not a birbhaver but I am a birbappreciator and this video is bringing me endless delight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZbOIp1GUJA

wweehhhhhh

quoting this again because lol

the last s0n
Aug 12, 2013

Jose Oquendo posted:

So my conure is going through puberty I think. My wife says he humps her hand. Anything I can do to stop it? Are there any birdie escort services available?

Right now, your wife's hand is the bird escort.

Make sure he's getting 12 his of uninterrupted sleep and remove anything that he might view as a nest (fleece huts and such).

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Dreggon posted:

quoting this again because lol

wehhhhhhh

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

Jose Oquendo posted:

So my conure is going through puberty I think. My wife says he humps her hand. Anything I can do to stop it? Are there any birdie escort services available?

When ours started doing that, it didn't really get better until we both started consistently moving the bird away from us whenever she would try to rub her vent on one of us. At first I would be the one to notice and take her off of my partner, but I think she got the impression that I was just jealous of her and my partner being ~together forever~ and she didn't really stop until he started "rejecting" her himself. We would say "bad touch!" and move her to somewhere different (not the floor, just somewhere else so she'd get the point). Now she very infrequently tries to present her butt to us, and just yelling "BAD TOUCH!" at her makes her stop. We have trained her to be properly ashamed of her body, like a good girl.

Also I keep throwing my arms up and going WEEEHHHH much to the alarm/amusement of my partner and bird.

edit: Sadly I deleted the screenshot I took from a Facebook GCC group of a woman saying she let her male GCC hump her to completion, because he was "so snuggly and calm afterwards" D:

Pile of Kittens fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Apr 5, 2015

aerialsilks
Nov 28, 2013

please stop telling me about how you "humanely euthanized" your hamster by drowning it in its ball
Mild update, I guess. Pie's been doing much, much better with responding to "no bite" when biting my ears and lets go almost immediately. He catches onto things like that pretty quick, thankfully. Still working on desensitizing him to when I'm not in the room or walking a few steps away but that's more slow going. He's still not eating much of his vegetables anymore, and will generally pick out one or two pieces of apple and then just leave the rest.

Now he's decided that my hair is The Place To Be, though, like the last picture I uploaded. I wouldn't mind this if he wasn't also shoving his entire head against my scalp and licking chunks of my hair from root to tip, which is pretty gross and also making my hair kinda gross feeling. It's not actively harming me, though, and I don't use any product in my hair that could make him sick, so whatever floats his boat I guess?

Carfax Report
May 17, 2003

Ravage the land as never before, total destruction from mountain to shore!

Wife took this picture of our tiel mid-yawn.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Such a noble beast. :derptiel:

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMvj_-1Uvp4

Tequila!

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

aerialsilks posted:

Mild update, I guess. Pie's been doing much, much better with responding to "no bite" when biting my ears and lets go almost immediately. He catches onto things like that pretty quick, thankfully. Still working on desensitizing him to when I'm not in the room or walking a few steps away but that's more slow going. He's still not eating much of his vegetables anymore, and will generally pick out one or two pieces of apple and then just leave the rest.

Now he's decided that my hair is The Place To Be, though, like the last picture I uploaded. I wouldn't mind this if he wasn't also shoving his entire head against my scalp and licking chunks of my hair from root to tip, which is pretty gross and also making my hair kinda gross feeling. It's not actively harming me, though, and I don't use any product in my hair that could make him sick, so whatever floats his boat I guess?
He's preening you! Birds will run feathers between their beak working from root to tip, which helps align all the ferrules so they're good for flying, removes dirt debris and parasites, and makes the feathers work better for insulation. It's also a social bonding thing, so it means he's relaxed and likes you! :3:

Keep working on the desensitization, just keep working up the length of time you're gone. Start off with being just out of sight and see if you can wait until he's quiet before returning, you'll teach him to be calm. Work your way up to five minutes out of the room, and then you can start establishing flock calls for when you'll just be out of the room for a bit, gone for just a short while, or gone for a long time. If you can teach them that then he'll be a lot more calm because he knows to expect you'll be gone for a long time and settle himself down.

Eejit
Mar 6, 2007

Swiss Army Cockatoo
Cacatua multitoolii

Also birds don't generate saliva, so the only stuff gunking up your hair is food debris.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Which came first--the Toucan or the egg?


Happy Easter guys!

Also, here is Mindo doing his best imitation of a Bittern




Bitterns--The muppets of the bird world

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Pile of Kittens posted:

edit: Sadly I deleted the screenshot I took from a Facebook GCC group of a woman saying she let her male GCC hump her to completion, because he was "so snuggly and calm afterwards" D:


where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011



:stonklol:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Stuff like this is one of the reasons I decided birds were not for me when I was looking into getting a pet. I would prefer not to worry about my pet thinking I'm its mate.

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

Cythereal posted:

Stuff like this is one of the reasons I decided birds were not for me when I was looking into getting a pet. I would prefer not to worry about my pet thinking I'm its mate.

Eh, they get over it. You just have to set boundaries. Cats and dogs can be incurable humpers too, but they're too dumb to figure out that you're just not interested in them like that (probably because they don't form relationships on those terms on their own or whatever). Birds will eventually get the idea that you're just not interested in being their mate and they redirect or stop entirely. My bird still tries to hit on the occasional guest but she's pretty much resigned to her fate as a celibate bird-nun.

Thank you, Khizan. The horror. :gonk:

edit: and before anyone asks, the reason the timestamps look like that is because I set my language to Pirate on Facebook. I highly recommend it.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Loki only tried to do that once. I don't know where he got his kicks after that, but it was never on or around us. I know my wife had some problems with it with the budgie she grew up with as a teenager, but he stopped when she set some boundaries too. Bird puberty is definitely annoying, but they grow to understand the rules and defined relationships.

Amaya
Aug 5, 2006

Paws up!

Today I had marceline out because I've been trying, again, to spend time with her because she recently started plucking as well. She has bit my fingers a lot in the past few days because I'm trying to not use a glove - fine, whatever. I don't need my fingers anyway. The problem is that she was on my shoulder for .5 seconds and sunk her entire beak into my face. I'm having a really hard time not just leaving her in her cage all day and letting zomo handle her. It really hurts :saddowns:

Battle Pigeon
Nov 7, 2011

I am dancing potato
give me millet


If you've been bitten that often in a short time aren't you maybe rushing things a bit? When/why has she been biting you? Did you get her clipped yet?

If you want her on your shoulder, maybe wear a hoodie next time? Even though Inko's hatred is towards hands he's never been on a shoulder before, and wouldn't be without protection because the thought of him grinding and latching on to an ear or my cheek is arghhh

Or maybe just dump her in your lap and have her sit nicely there instead for a while, if you want her on you.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


are there any gloves with good tensile strength so i don't get hurt by bites but i can still feel the bird? they're cute and friendly but REALLY eager and they're also huge and their bites tear and puncture skin with no effort :argh:

e: sulfer crested cockies

Eejit
Mar 6, 2007

Swiss Army Cockatoo
Cacatua multitoolii

Try chainmail

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

It's spring and everyone's getting all bitey. Maybe it'll pass?

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
I got raped by a Cockatiel today.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

What's the pill by your username?

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

SaNChEzZ posted:

What's the pill by your username?

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
Has anyone else gotten raped by a Cockatiel

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

:getout:

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

I continued my streak of never visiting reddit by not clicking it.. I'm just going to assume it's forums cancer related and carry on

Battle Pigeon
Nov 7, 2011

I am dancing potato
give me millet


Lowtax had a thread in GBS last year, you could post in it and receive either a pill, a diamond, (something else?) or a ban

Dreggon posted:

are there any gloves with good tensile strength so i don't get hurt by bites but i can still feel the bird? they're cute and friendly but REALLY eager and they're also huge and their bites tear and puncture skin with no effort :argh:

e: sulfer crested cockies

Nope, you'll just have to distract them or otherwise trick them into letting you pet them

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Yeah it's just a random substitution for the grenade that can occasionally be earned.

BRAWW I am sorry to inform you of this but birds are often v much into non-consensual sex

Amaya
Aug 5, 2006

Paws up!

Battle Pigeon posted:

If you've been bitten that often in a short time aren't you maybe rushing things a bit? When/why has she been biting you? Did you get her clipped yet?

If you want her on your shoulder, maybe wear a hoodie next time? Even though Inko's hatred is towards hands he's never been on a shoulder before, and wouldn't be without protection because the thought of him grinding and latching on to an ear or my cheek is arghhh

Or maybe just dump her in your lap and have her sit nicely there instead for a while, if you want her on you.

She's clipped now, yeah. And honestly I almost wanted her to bite me so I could actually react correctly and put her on the ground/ignore/teach her she's going to step up and to loving dwi/etc. It's working to a point, she has started coming to my finger to get out of the cage. I have a 50/50 chance of being bitten but when she does i just put her on the ground, ignore her, then take out finn and marshall and take them out of the room. She's seeming to realize when she bites me she gets left behind.

She won't sit in my lap, she immediately tries to climb. Also she tried to bite my knee the last time I did that? My knee. Seriously. Hoodie is a good idea but she always tries to burrow behind your head if you're wearing them and I can't even imagine her biting my neck over and over

p.s.

SaNChEzZ posted:

What's the pill by your username?

It's a subreddit where they beat their meat about being 'alpha males' and teaching dem drat wominz where they belong.

Pile of Kittens posted:

It's spring and everyone's getting all bitey. Maybe it'll pass?

I'm hoping it's this.

stupid conure you're supposed to be cuddly and a velcro bird :mad:

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Maybe the bird hates women? I've heard it's pretty common for some birds to just be dicks to certain sexes for whatever reason.

Albert's beak is getting all lovely. He is on good pellets, has plenty of carrots (vitamin a) and goes through a cuttlebone every few weeks. Must just be getting the flakes.

EDIT: To add a photo of the Dread Pirate Shitbeak

Grraarrgghh fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Apr 8, 2015

the last s0n
Aug 12, 2013
Well, Roscoe had his first trip to the vet today. He apparently has extra oily poops, a sensitive tooshie,and air in his gullet, which means that he's not digesting his food well. Doc thinks it might be a pancreas infection. Little buddy gets some visits from the Towel Demon this week for antibiotics :( She thinks his plucking might be a sign of the physical irritation rather than stress/sadness. If that's the case, it'd be awesome to not look at his butthole any more.

Other thing of note: The doctor (an avian specialist) recommended that I not switch him over to pellets. Apparently, seeds are fine as long as they get a source of vitamin A. Pellets can apparently increase the risk of digestive infections down the road due to atrophying of the gullet muscles. Very interesting and definitely not what I was expecting to hear.

Anyway, here's a picture of the little bastard sleeping in my hand.

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Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

the last s0n posted:

Other thing of note: The doctor (an avian specialist) recommended that I not switch him over to pellets. Apparently, seeds are fine as long as they get a source of vitamin A. Pellets can apparently increase the risk of digestive infections down the road due to atrophying of the gullet muscles. Very interesting and definitely not what I was expecting to hear.

Anyway, here's a picture of the little bastard sleeping in my hand.



That's literally the first time I've heard a vet say that. Interesting. Is this a red flag?

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