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Joementum posted:The scampaign continues! You can now buy a subscription to Mike Huckabee's video podcast for $7.95 per month or $59.40 a year. Will it cure my diabetes?
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MaxxBot posted:Will it cure my diabetes? only prayer can cure your diabetus, friend prayer and these secret mystical pills I secured from an ancient medicine man in far Cathay
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Joementum posted:The scampaign continues! You can now buy a subscription to Mike Huckabee's video podcast for $7.95 per month or $59.40 a year. This really brings home just how far I am in every category from Huckabee's fans because I wouldn't watch a Huckabee video for $7.95 in pay, and the idea of paying to watch him well-aw-shucks-root-toot-them-there-smarties makes me feel like I ate a bad shrimp.
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skaboomizzy posted:Eight years ago that might've been something marginally healthful, or at least edible. This cycle it would be Pastor Huck's Godly Gravy (with extra lard). Mmmm, tastes like hypocrisy... 
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OctoberBlues posted:Mmmm, tastes like hypocrisy...  gosh that looks tasty. Interesting that they've all got God complexes, Ted Cruz thinks he's a divine messenger too.
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god in his infinite sense of humor tells a dozen devout people they will be president and watches as his greatest gift, free will, allows them to tear each other down to rubble
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mooyashi posted:god in his infinite sense of humor tells a dozen devout people they will be president and watches as his greatest gift, free will, allows them to tear each other down to rubble Give it a decade and the primaries will devolve into the Hunger Games.
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i want to see Ted Cruz pouring blood from Reagan's skull into someone's mouth and pulling their wallet out through their pants
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Predictably, every single second of the Rand Paul 2016 pre-(?)announcement video is hilarious. There's a red outline of Rand on a black background with a white tie (please let this be the campaign logo), there's positive quote from Jon Stewart, Chris Matthews, Michael Steele, and Newt Gingrich (who I'm guessing will not appear in any other candidate videos), and there's the idea of the Detroit Free Enterprise Zone and all the other Randian nonsense. Definitely worth a watch.
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American politics becomes a GRRM-esque dystopia where the president is ritually sacrificed and fed to a flight of eagles if unemployment climbs above 7%
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PupsOfWar posted:American politics becomes a GRRM-esque dystopia where the president is ritually sacrificed and fed to a flight of eagles if unemployment climbs above 7% President Obama has a son in every government around the world.
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 I can't decide whether he's going with Anti-christ or Anonymous Christ here.
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Joementum posted:Predictably, every single second of the Rand Paul 2016 pre-(?)announcement video is hilarious. Conservative Action Starts Here #wow #whoa
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Malloreon posted:How long will her wikipedia page continue to read "She has frequently been ranked as one of the worst tech CEOs of all time.[4][5][6][7]." You can't just go after Carly for running HP into the ground. She's done a lot more than that in her career. she also ran Lucent into the ground
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Joementum posted:Predictably, every single second of the Rand Paul 2016 pre-(?)announcement video is hilarious. Rand Paul considers that tie a part of his identity; he is the tie, and the tie is he.
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I'm getting a Mad Men vibe from this. Which I suppose is only appropriate, given Rand's policies.
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Bobby Digital posted:I am no good with computer What did you change 
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Sir Tonk posted:For $20/mo Huckabee will play bass in your band! Wow she's so completely unlikable. On that subject, when is Trump's tv contract thing up? Please be for real this time you wiggy bastard.
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YouTube version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHGNzG3KJg
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Joementum posted:YouTube version.
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Looks kinda like a DDees. Just needs a few Isreali flags and Agenda 21 stamps. edit Anyway, Drudge is also linking to the FT article under his Rand spot. http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/8559c84e-d896-11e4-ba53-00144feab7de.html#axzz3WUF5YQuE  This whole dynasty thing is really getting old. I mean, it's the wife of a former President one one side and the third from the same family in another. The Bush one could be considered as such, but saying the same for Clinton is a bit of a stretch. It's also a really dumb way to critique them as candidates. Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Apr 6, 2015 |
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Rand Paul is announcing his new seat on the board of directors for Coca-Cola?
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Paul the Randian
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Sir Tonk posted:Looks kinda like a DDees. Just needs a few Isreali flags and Agenda 21 stamps.
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The Clinton's aren't a dynasty. The Bush's are. Hopefully the left will be able to push back on that false equivalency. On Rand Paul, he's polling at 9% in the Fox News poll released today amongst Republican primary voters (Walker leads with 15%, Jeb's in second at 12%, Carson's at 11%, Cruz and Huckabee are both at 10%, and Rubio's at 8% to round out the relevant candidates), which puts him right in the mix, but he's not going to win Iowa, he's not going to with South Carolina, he's not going to win Florida. That means he has to win New Hampshire. But Jeb also has to win New Hampshire, as it's exceedingly unlikely he's going to win Iowa or South Carolina either. Jeb's gonna spend big money to make sure he heads to Florida with a primary win under his belt, and it's tough for me to see how Paul counteracts a guy with more support and way more money.
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1. With Huckabee running a scampaign, I think Paul has a shot at splitting a crowded field in Iowa and getting a narrow victory. 2. I also consider Paul a dynastic candidate.
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I wholeheartedly support Carly Fiorina running for president along with any and all other idiot joke candidates that don't understand what they are getting themselves into. Once the Republican primaries hit the point where things stop being so cordial and the fangs come out I think they are and will be better entertainment than the general election.
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Since 1976 Iowa has managed to pick the Republican candidate, when not running unopposed, that wound up in the general election a whopping 3 out of 7 times. Good job, Iowa!
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Joementum posted:1. With Huckabee running a scampaign, I think Paul has a shot at splitting a crowded field in Iowa and getting a narrow victory. It will be interesting to see where Carson's and Huckabee's supporters go if both men drop out relatively early, as they're pulling about 1/5th of Republican primary voters despite not being serious candidates. Way too early predictions on primary winners: Walker wins Iowa, Bush narrowly wins New Hampshire, Ted Cruz wins South Carolina, and Bush wins Florida.
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Sir Tonk posted:Looks kinda like a DDees. Just needs a few Isreali flags and Agenda 21 stamps. That line extending down from the Clintons is so drat disingenuous.
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Cigar Aficionado posted:The Clinton's aren't a dynasty. The Bush's are. Hopefully the left will be able to push back on that false equivalency. At least if someone start yammering about the Clinton "dynasty" you can take that as a signal to ignore anything else they might have to say and move on.
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Poor Rand only has 205 YouTube subscribers
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site posted:Poor Rand only has 205 YouTube subscribers vvv: 
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site posted:Poor Rand only has 205 YouTube subscribers Sweet, we can even use the same snide catchphrases for him as we did for his dad back in 2008. He's catchin' on, I tell ya!
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