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EBB
Feb 15, 2005



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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Rough Lobster posted:

I remember seeing it in theaters and thinking it was boring as gently caress and not funny at all. Should I revisit it?

If you like weed and aren't expecting a war movie, it's great.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
The Tom Cruise one is funny.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Is the other one Caddyshack?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The Big Lebowski is on Netflix

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

The Big Lebowski is on Netflix

Shame on anybody that doesn't already own a copy. Also this is a thing now

http://www.thebiglebowskipinball.com/

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Shame on anybody that doesn't already own a copy. Also this is a thing now

http://www.thebiglebowskipinball.com/
:aaaaa:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Untagged posted:

The Tom Cruise one is funny.

Which one was that?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

this one is amazing

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0XCm57d8

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Now that I've seen pretty much all the people I went to basic with get busted for drugs, rape, pedo poo poo, DUIs, assaults and theft, my facebook had become a cesspool of GOD HATES FAGS and right wing way off the deep end crazy. So I deleted it a month ago.

Feels good, man.

I used to burn up some time on that poo poo, and I wasn't even really interested.

Thanks for listening.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
if you're not using Facebook to gently caress newly divorced chicks you went to high school with I don't even know what to tell you.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Shame on anybody that doesn't already own a copy. Also this is a thing now

http://www.thebiglebowskipinball.com/

It's just all concept stuff right now, I wanted to see it in action. :(

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

not caring here posted:

Now that I've seen pretty much all the people I went to basic with get busted for drugs, rape, pedo poo poo, DUIs, assaults and theft, my facebook had become a cesspool of GOD HATES FAGS and right wing way off the deep end crazy. So I deleted it a month ago.

Feels good, man.

I used to burn up some time on that poo poo, and I wasn't even really interested.

Thanks for listening.

I pretty much just use fb to see airplane and car pictures, Terminal Lance, and people I know living in places I'd rather be.

Edit: There are a couple of republicans I gently caress with though.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

quote:

It's also explicitly a D&D campaign, as confirmed by a Justin Lin interview posted some pages ago. The order in which I saw the movies was 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, and going from 5 to 1 I was floored by how low-key everything was. But it's about escalation. Dom Toretto in Furious 6 is not the same person as Dom Toretto in TF&TF because he's leveled up from like 5 to 20-something. And there are things that are necessary to the process of leveling that far. There's the continuing growth and harmony of the adventuring party/family, and the acquisition and use of magic items/cars. Cars are not just a thing you drive fast in this series (Though it's kinda hilarious how there's the additional parallel of broadening scope of items. In TF&TF, the cars are super important but they don't really do much. They drive exclusively in straight lines, often badly, because these are just +2 Cars compared to the +5 Vorpal Holy Avenger Cars we get later).

Cars are a lifeblood and a part of the character, and as someone astutely noted earlier in this thread, Letty starts to remember "who she is" when she gets behind the wheel against Dom. When you're describing your epic-level character, the artifact-level items he's attained are part of that identity. This is the correct way to play D&D, Lin claims, as opposed to Shaw's crew who are again explicitly referred to by Rome in "evil mirror party" terms. These guys are powergamers. They drive ridiculously minmaxed armored F1 cars, they've looked through a hundred splatbooks to find a little car-disabling artifact that's totally gonna be broken in this next encounter, and they've sorta forgotten to give their characters personality. Shaw just cares about the result, the winning/losing binary, and if one of the characters in his party dies it's because that character wasn't optimized enough. So whatever, roll a new one.

And then it's still confusing somehow when Epic Level Dom Toretto does a superman jump to save Letty and they land on a car which breaks their fall. "How did you know there's be a car to break our fall?" is a line that's ridiculous on purpose and ideally jolts the audience into realizing "Wait, it's probably not actually literal cars that are being talked about here". I'm pretty sure cars are not actually soft and do not actually break falls. But that doesn't matter because it's a (not-particularly-subtle, this movie is not particularly subtle) set of metaphors. You take a big ridiculous risk, as big and ridiculous as you can, to save your fellow party member, and it pays off because of the life-saving force of epic level items. The DM (Lin) is not a neckbearded gently caress, so his priorities are straight. He rejects Shaw's code (brutal, gamist, us-versus-them minmaxing) and accepts Dom's (escalation predicated on doing cooler and cooler things with your friends that you're getting closer and closer to as you play).

I think it's fairly unlikely that we're gonna get a better D&D movie than Furious 6 for a long while. I saw the film a couple week ago and it's still a little baffling just how much Lin "gets" it.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3710622&pagenumber=3&perpage=40#post443648874

What the gently caress

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Honestly, that's not a terribly far out post. Vin Diesel is a way obsessed into D&D.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Those movies got a whole lot better in my eyes. :getin:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Happy Easter, GiP

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Happy Easter, GiP



is there a gay equivalent to motorboting boobs?

semi-serious question

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
wonder what it would be like to get my balls motorboated

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Cole posted:

wonder what it would be like to get my balls motorboated

dude its pretty sweet. You want a bit of a smaller chick (Or guy, #equalopportunity) to do it if your balls are big. I'll say it feels loving euphoric when high as gently caress, but sober it kind of shifts from pain and pleasure because of your balls clacking toheghether

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Going Clear is an awesome documentary about those Scientologist loons.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Has anyone seen Big Love?


Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If you add up all the bits and pieces I've seen of it, I've probably seen about an episode and a half.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

LeoMarr posted:

Has anyone seen Big Love?




Is it about Bill Paxton pounding out three hot chicks at once in incredibly graphic sex scenes? Because if so then you have my attention sir.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Rough Lobster posted:

Is it about Bill Paxton pounding out three hot chicks at once in incredibly graphic sex scenes? Because if so then you have my attention sir.

I really hope so but they're mormon so maybe not.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Rough Lobster posted:

Is it about Bill Paxton pounding out three hot chicks at once in incredibly graphic sex scenes? Because if so then you have my attention sir.

Two and a half hot chicks, tops.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Man I loving hate Blackhawks fans

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Professor Bling posted:

Man I loving hate Blackhawks fans

What's happening now?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Which one was that?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

quote:

I come from a country family so it's always been a part of my life. It's good that you appreciate it now though
. I wish I would've gone into the Air Force because the views they get from their planes are incredible :)

I'm slightly triggered by this

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

holocaust bloopers posted:

What's happening now?

Probably nothing but I'm a Blues fan, so, uh, everything

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Professor Bling posted:

Probably nothing but I'm a Blues fan, so, uh, everything

Oh. Sorry the Blackhawks made the playoffs.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
eh i'd rather they did because the tears when the Blues knock them out will be glorious


it's just Blues/'Hawks tonight so everyone in my building hates me for the next hour or so

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Lightning are looking really good so I'm a hockey fan this year.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
you would

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
n4i

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2015/04/05/pounded-in-the-butt-by-my-own-butt/

Ima Grip And Sip
Oct 19, 2014

:sherman:

Fart Sandwiches posted:

"It might sound crazy at first, but then you realize that only your own butt knows how hard your butt wants to be pounded in the butt."

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Ima Grip And Sip posted:

Fart Sandwiches posted:

"It might sound crazy at first, but then you realize that only your own butt knows how hard your butt wants to be pounded in the butt."

make this my username please

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Rough Lobster posted:

Is it about Bill Paxton pounding out three hot chicks at once in incredibly graphic sex scenes? Because if so then you have my attention sir.

i watched like 1/2 an episode once and he was pounding the hell out of one then ate out another one in the next scene

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