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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Sous-vide for the Single Simpleton

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

FutonForensic posted:

e: I found a deep-fried shoe


But, is it beer battered?

Also, who in the hell serves shoe without sides?

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
What happened to the person wearing them :ohdear:

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Fo3 posted:

What happened to the person wearing them :ohdear:

long pig

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

I thought we were talking about BAD food.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

It took me the longest time to get the "long pork" joke in the 3rd PotC movie.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



On one hand, this would probably be delicious, as I love strawberry desserts, frozen or otherwise.



On the other, it looks like either a terrifying growth or a horror movie egg sac. I'm pretty sure I've seen at least half a dozen movies with an almost indistinguishable prop.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Thanks to this thread, I automatically assume "Frozen period blood and strawberry ice treat".

GnuUzir
Oct 16, 2009

FutonForensic posted:


e: I found a deep-fried shoe


I didn't say they couldn't, I said you shouldn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr--_i0JZbs

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Mousse de la Boue dans une Panier de la Pâte de Chaussures ... Brodeguin rôti Façon Ombres ... Sole d'une Bonne Femme servis dans un Coulis de Terre en l'Eau ...

From Hogfather. RIP, Sir Terry.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


FutonForensic posted:

e: I found a deep-fried shoe


I heard Lady Gaga was looking for something to top the meat dress.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

Animated Nerd posted:

Canadian Inuit traditionally eat Caribou Warbles (qumak) , you have to pick them out of the skin before tanning anyway.

They're not eaten much anymore though. It's more like something your Grandparents, or parents did/do. My cousin is much older than me, in his 60s, and remembers kids and one of his teacher doing so when skinning Caribou at residential school.

My dad's side is Ojibwe and I heard a few times about grandparents and their cousins making syrup out of box elder sap (it is a type of maple after all) and mixing it with bits of venison jerky to make a sort of toffee. I kind of want to try to make my own sometime just to see what it's like even if the meat makes it taste gross. Sounds like it would be a great power food.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I bet most of the people here have already seen this, but this guy Masaokis is the Jacques Pepin of anti-food porn. He holds a camera with one hand and cooks disgusting food with the other in his tiny hoarder hovel. Here's one where he tells us what's wrong with Nazi philosophy and shows us how to peel a banana one handed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv5jD5EXAW4

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

The Moon Monster posted:

I bet most of the people here have already seen this, but this guy Masaokis is the Jacques Pepin of anti-food porn. He holds a camera with one hand and cooks disgusting food with the other in his tiny hoarder hovel. Here's one where he tells us what's wrong with Nazi philosophy and shows us how to peel a banana one handed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv5jD5EXAW4

Christ on the cross what is wrong with this man

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





I fuckin' love popcorn jelly beans. :colbert:

I actually could stomach most of the revolting Bertie Botts ones. The one that finally pushed me to puking was not "vomit," but "earwax."

Who in the poo poo tasted earwax to make that flavor. WHO?!

J-Spot
May 7, 2002

13Pandora13 posted:

I actually could stomach most of the revolting Bertie Botts ones. The one that finally pushed me to puking was not "vomit," but "earwax."

Who in the poo poo tasted earwax to make that flavor. WHO?!

I just read an article about this earlier in the week. Science does the tasting for them.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

13Pandora13 posted:

I fuckin' love popcorn jelly beans. :colbert:

I actually could stomach most of the revolting Bertie Botts ones. The one that finally pushed me to puking was not "vomit," but "earwax."

Who in the poo poo tasted earwax to make that flavor. WHO?!

You've never met a 5yo boy, huh?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

The Moon Monster posted:

I bet most of the people here have already seen this, but this guy Masaokis is the Jacques Pepin of anti-food porn. He holds a camera with one hand and cooks disgusting food with the other in his tiny hoarder hovel. Here's one where he tells us what's wrong with Nazi philosophy and shows us how to peel a banana one handed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv5jD5EXAW4

:allears: Oh Masaoki. My friend showed me this guy last year he's got something in the area of a spectrum disorder as well as being a complete mental case/hoarder. My favourite is probably the one with Obama being sworn in as president in the background

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

13Pandora13 posted:

I fuckin' love popcorn jelly beans. :colbert:

your taste buds are broken :colbert:

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Try the caramel popcorn ones, they are bomb.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

McSpergin posted:

:allears: Oh Masaoki. My friend showed me this guy last year he's got something in the area of a spectrum disorder as well as being a complete mental case/hoarder. My favourite is probably the one with Obama being sworn in as president in the background

It's too bad the thread dedicated to him seeks to have died and the video archive project stalled. It was brilliant. I can't see an egg white without laughing.

Aristophanes
Aug 11, 2012

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!

13Pandora13 posted:

I fuckin' love popcorn jelly beans. :colbert:


Amen to this. The popcorn and coconut flavours have always been my favourite.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

J-Spot posted:

I just read an article about this earlier in the week. Science does the tasting for them.
Huh. Always thought the story how they converted the failed pizza flavour into vomit had to be an urban legend.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

McSpergin posted:

:allears: Oh Masaoki. My friend showed me this guy last year he's got something in the area of a spectrum disorder as well as being a complete mental case/hoarder. My favourite is probably the one with Obama being sworn in as president in the background

Is that the one where he surreptitiously cracks an egg into the toilet?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

13Pandora13 posted:

I fuckin' love popcorn jelly beans. :colbert:


This dude knows what's up.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

McSpergin posted:

:allears: Oh Masaoki. My friend showed me this guy last year he's got something in the area of a spectrum disorder as well as being a complete mental case/hoarder. My favourite is probably the one with Obama being sworn in as president in the background

It's 100% an act but it doesn't make it any less funny

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

On one hand, this would probably be delicious, as I love strawberry desserts, frozen or otherwise.



On the other, it looks like either a terrifying growth or a horror movie egg sac. I'm pretty sure I've seen at least half a dozen movies with an almost indistinguishable prop.

It looks like a winter Toque. This pleases me.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


nope:



I can eat almost anything, but Juicy Pear jellybeans makes me gag.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

axolotl farmer posted:


I can eat almost anything, but Juicy Pear jellybeans makes me gag.

Aren't those the booger-flavored ones?

From the article referenced above:

quote:

“The Vomit in the Bertie Bott’s and Barf in BeanBoozled lines were born from the humble attempt to make a pizza-flavored jelly bean,” Perry says. “Attempt after attempt was rejected by our taste testers because the cheese flavor of the pizza was not palatable.”

The company shelved the flavor, but when it was time to make a vomit jelly bean, one team member brought up the failed pizza flavor. “We made a few adjustments,” Perry says, “and the rest is history.”
And people don't believe me when I tell them that cheese (any sort of cheese) smells like vomit to me. :argh:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

What the hell, Juicy Pear is the best flavour.

Zopotantor posted:

And people don't believe me when I tell them that cheese (any sort of cheese) smells like vomit to me. :argh:
Parmesan certainly does! Like not even just kind of, it's straight up the same substance responsible, butyric acid.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

My Lovely Horse posted:

What the hell, Juicy Pear is the best flavour.

Parmesan certainly does! Like not even just kind of, it's straight up the same substance responsible, butyric acid.

...Which is also a key component in Hershey's chocolate! Hence why Hershey's tastes like vom.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

My Lovely Horse posted:

What the hell, Juicy Pear is the best flavour.

Parmesan certainly does! Like not even just kind of, it's straight up the same substance responsible, butyric acid.

I must be buying fake parmesan. I'm the sort of person that will at least gag and maybe throw up at the smell of vomit. Even if I've got bad reflux and the only answer is throwing up, once the gates are open I chuck and chuck until dry heaving because the smell of my own vomit.

I have a weak stomach for smells like that, I often gag and feel like throwing up when changing baby nappies/diapers too.
But I like all cheese and even have no problem with parmesan, and I use it a lot. It smells more like stinky feet to me. :confused:

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Zopotantor posted:

Aren't those the booger-flavored ones?


The "Bean-Boozled" pack have identical booger and juicy pear beans. The difference is that the booger ones are slightly more edible. I don't know what it is, I even like other kinds of pear flavored candy. Just the Jelly Belly Juicy Pear actually makes me gag.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Arcsquad12 posted:

It looks like a winter Toque. This pleases me.

Its called a hat you syrup swilling Canadian bastard!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Nostradingus posted:

...Which is also a key component in Hershey's chocolate! Hence why Hershey's tastes like vom.

Is this just a stupid urban legend? Because according to the ingredients listed HERE, there's no mention of it. Or is is disguised as another name?

Dooky Dingo
Feb 17, 2011

Gym badge day is a VERY dangerous day!
Hey guys, I'm not sure if this is a good place to post this, but it made me think of ya'll.
Goon-favorite mod, Geop, has a serious distaste for "blooming onions", a battered and deep fried, whole onion monstrosity made famous by Australian-"like" American restaurant 'Outback Steakhouse". In the midst of his Wind Waker LP, it came out that one of the other LPer's boyfriend was an ACTUAL Australian who absolutely detests Outback.
So, goons being goons, they were challenged that if SA goons donate to sarge.club, a charity supporting Seattle Children's, Geop and associated Australian would go to Outback and, in the thickest Australian accent that DeliciousBees can muster, will order and consume said "food" item with pictures and possibly videos. Below is the post:

DeliciousBees posted:

Hey there! For those who don't know me, I'm the poor Australian fool that Panzer tricked into going to an Outback Steakhouse. I have talked with Geop and come up with a proposal that we have agreed on:

If you guys donate that money to sarge.club (our Extra-Life campaign that supports the Seattle Children's Hospital), I will RAISE THE STAKES and go with Geop at PAX Prime to the Outback Steakhouse.

I will buy Geop a Bloomin' Onion and order it with my not-American accent.

Geop and I will eat the Bloomin Onion together.

This is the most terrible thing I have ever done for charity.

Here is a picture of said food:

(click the image for fun)

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


I'm not gonna lie, like 60% of the appeal for me is in the sauce, which from what I can tell is known as petal sauce and you can make it at home and put it on a lot of things that aren't too tasty and it makes them tastier.

EZipperelli posted:

Is this just a stupid urban legend? Because according to the ingredients listed HERE, there's no mention of it. Or is is disguised as another name?

It is a byproduct of the milk in the chocolate. Story goes when milk chocolate was first brought into the United States for large-scale production, everyone was used to the flavor of butyric acid which formed when the milk in the chocolate started to ferment. When the chocolate started being produced state-side, the barf flavor/aroma disappeared and Americans detest change. So some chocolate scientist figured it out and started a process to artificially ferment the milk solids and there you go, not listed in the ingredients because it's not added, it's just there in the milk.

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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Blooming Onions may be an excessive food product, but I can't think any reasons besides that for it to be considered worthy of this thread

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dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


drrockso20 posted:

Blooming Onions may be an excessive food product, but I can't think any reasons besides that for it to be considered worthy of this thread

agreed, dirty furiners get out of here.

The sauce really is the best part though.

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