NCAA Offseason N/V: Yet Another National Champion From The SEC

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Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

DC is cool, I like it a lot. I'm going to open up Dogg's College of Interior Design and it's going to have a D1 program

# ? Apr 6, 2015 03:17

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# ? May 26, 2024 13:33

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

DC is Big Ten country, so

# ? Apr 6, 2015 04:27

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

pillsburysoldier posted:

God bless noonkick http://www.noonkick.com/category/2015-spring-games/

Texas Tech, Duke, Michigan.

More as they get aired. University athletics' youtube channels get updated all the time with stuff too.

That's awesome.

God help me, I'm so hard up for football that I'm watching the Michigan spring game.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 04:28

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Yeah Penn Social is even a Big Ten bar, I think technically it's an Illinois bar but they have all of the mascots painted on the wall when you're walking downstairs.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 05:02

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Penn State and Ohio State were tied with five official bars, but when Rhino closed, we slipped to being tied with Michigan's four.

Penn Social is neat, but I prefer Boardroom. Although Boardroom doesn't have skeeball. My favorite sports bar is a Georgia-LSU bar (Penn Quarter Sports Tavern).

# ? Apr 6, 2015 05:35

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

I will admit to having a soft spot for Penn Social because a few guys know me there from the time I didn't get to swap out for any bigger bills after a shift and paid for a sizable tabs almost entirely in singles. Then we were there the other day and got pints of bud lite for 3 bucks a piece and I was probably the happiest man in the district

# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:28

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

This just came over my twitter feed

"Our Clemson alum professor just made us write this in our Georgia History notes..."

:ughh:

Look, I'm as big a Clemson homer as there is, and I'm excited about the kid and what he can potentially do. But let's cut the overhype poo poo until AT LEAST half-way through the season.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:52

Thermos H Christ: Sep 6, 2007; WINNINGEST BEVO

In the CFP era nobody gives a poo poo about the Heisman anyway. Now the talking heads can spend all the Heisman speculation time talking about how the SEC West really should have 4 teams in the playoff.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 19:17

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

For those who follow the uniform/apparel world, Cincinnati has dumped Adidas for Under Armour, and Michigan is considering leaving Adidas for Nike or UA

# ? Apr 6, 2015 19:51

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Please please please please sign with UA so they can give you some batshit crazy Maryland-style uniforms, Michigan. I need to see that reaction

# ? Apr 6, 2015 19:53

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Scarf posted:

This just came over my twitter feed

"Our Clemson alum professor just made us write this in our Georgia History notes..."

Look, I'm as big a Clemson homer as there is, and I'm excited about the kid and what he can potentially do. But let's cut the overhype poo poo until AT LEAST half-way through the season.

Watson was the best QB last year until injury :colbert:

# ? Apr 6, 2015 19:56

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

pillsburysoldier posted:

Watson was the best QB last year until injury

He really carries that offense. Comparing his performance to Stoudt's at the GT game was hilarious.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 20:01

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

MourningView posted:

Please please please please sign with UA so they can give you some batshit crazy Maryland-style uniforms, Michigan. I need to see that reaction

would do wonders for the state's medicaid budget

# ? Apr 6, 2015 20:09

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Pakled posted:

He really carries that offense. Comparing his performance to Stoudt's at the GT game was hilarious.

Yeah... Hilarious.

:smith:

# ? Apr 6, 2015 20:21

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

MourningView posted:

Please please please please sign with UA so they can give you some batshit crazy Maryland-style uniforms, Michigan. I need to see that reaction

I would 100% love this

E: UA could do some really neat stuff for Cincinnati too.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 20:38

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

Pakled posted:

He really carries that offense. Comparing his performance to Stoudt's at the GT game was hilarious.

That game was a loving bloodbath.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 20:47

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Scarf posted:

Yeah... Hilarious.

He got a little redemption for making GBS threads on Oklahoma.

A little...

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:09

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Thermos H Christ posted:

In the CFP era nobody gives a poo poo about the Heisman anyway. Now the talking heads can spend all the Heisman speculation time talking about how the SEC West really should have 4 teams in the playoff.

People still care about the Heisman, it's just last season was a one man race and everyone knew it.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:32

aquaper: Apr 3, 2009

MourningView posted:

Please please please please sign with UA so they can give you some batshit crazy Maryland-style uniforms, Michigan. I need to see that reaction

I can just imagine MGoBlog after the AD posts a pic of the new jerseys in a Michigan flag motif.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:42

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

So here is a bunch of neat info someone dug up.

FB Scoops posted:

Miami (OH) has long been regarded as the �Cradle of Coaches� among those in the football profession. Notable coaches that have passed through Oxford include legends such as Earl Blaik, Paul Brown, Woody Hayes, Ara Parseghian, Bo Schmebechler, Jim Tressel, Randy Walker, and the newest inductee, John Harbaugh.

Alright, so there�s only one real program that can stake claim to the �Cradle of Coaches� crown, but there�s some new research that shows that one school has a legit claim to the top alma mater of successful college coaches. Perhaps we can crown them the �Bassinet of Coaches�?

KTTFAN, a Reddit/CFB enthusiast, decided to take a look at every college coach that had coached a game dating back to 2000, compile their records, research their alma mater, and figure out which school could stake claim to graduating the most successful college football coaches (undergrad only).

When the dust settled, Cincinnati was the program that stood head and shoulders above the rest with an impressive 84% win percentage (141-27-0 overall) record thanks to the records of Urban Meyer and Dana Bible. Every single one of those wins belongs to Meyer, as Bible went 0-1 as the interim head coach at NC State in the 2012 Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl.

Below is a look at the top ten alma maters for college coaches who have coached since 2000, based on win percentage.

Remember, only head coaches who got their undergrad from the school count toward the program�s wins. So Baldwin-Wallace picks up wins from Jim Tressel, and Samford gets wins from Jimbo Fisher and Bobby Bowden (since 2000).

Of the entire list, only a handful of programs can boast more than 100 wins. Iowa, the alma mater of Bob Stoops (168 wins) and Bret Bielema (78 wins), leads the way. Followed by Kent State, the alma mater of Nick Saban and Gary Pinkell, and then Alabama which boasts Dabo Swinney, David Cutcliffe, and Mike Riley.

As the author of the research states in the Reddit/CFB comments, he thought the research was pointless at first, but ended up learning a lot from it, and was able to formulate some additional questions as well.

�To be honest, I thought it was pointless when I compiled, it but, like most of these stats, you learn things from what stands out in them. Like, what has Alabama and Iowa done to produce coaches who have coached over 600 game each? Why is Kent State #3 on the list of most games coached? What makes Cincinnati #1 on the list? The pursuit of those answers were interesting to me.�

In all actuality, I�m not exactly sure what can be learned from this, but it�s interesting nonetheless. Big props to KTFFAN who logged the tedious research.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:55

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

I mean, really interesting stuff, if you know nothing about the football powerhouse that is Kent State University.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:02

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

And that's just dudes who actually played for Hayden it doesn't count his 9 billion former assistants who went on to be a head coach.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:02

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Btw the Cradle of Coaches is really cool and if you're ever in the area of Bumfuck Ohio you should stop by and take a gander

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:07

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

MourningView posted:

And that's just dudes who actually played for Hayden it doesn't count his 9 billion former assistants who went on to be a head coach.

Bill Snyder's 187�94�1 counts for William Jewell, don't try to take this away from them.

e: Once again I forgot he went to Mizzou for a year. It seems like something I'd remember but I never do until I look him up.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:14

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

How close is Bumfuck to Cleveland

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:14

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

That's a nice little table for showing where coaches graduated from. I'd like to see a nice little table for showing where coaches got their start as assistants.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:15

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Ehud posted:

How close is Bumfuck to Cleveland

Closer to Indiana than Cleveland

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:17

Thermos H Christ: Sep 6, 2007; WINNINGEST BEVO

MourningView posted:

Please please please please sign with UA so they can give you some batshit crazy Maryland-style uniforms, Michigan. I need to see that reaction

UA does dope "classic" uniforms too though. See: Navy, Auburn.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:50

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

aquaper posted:

I can just imagine MGoBlog after the AD posts a pic of the new jerseys in a Michigan flag motif.

The Michigan state flag is really boring and dumb.

People would be pissed about anything based on it, not just Michigan uniforms.

We've had plenty of bad jerseys the last few years, anyway.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:04

Thermos H Christ: Sep 6, 2007; WINNINGEST BEVO

Wait Miss State hired Manny Diaz and nobody told me? I'll be curious to see how it goes. He was definitely thrown under the bus by a desperate and cornered Mack Brown, but on the other hand Greg Goddamn Robinson took over and those same players held Oregon's offense to 2 TD's and a field goal.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:12

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Deteriorata posted:

The Michigan state flag is really boring and dumb.

People would be pissed about anything based on it, not just Michigan uniforms.

We've had plenty of bad jerseys the last few years, anyway.

They should do the Detroit flag even though they're not based there.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:09

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Way to steal Pennsylvania's flag, Michigan.

Everyone knows Virginia's flag is the best, because it has a titty on it.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:26

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

computer parts posted:

They should do the Detroit flag even though they're not based there.

The Lannisters, Boy Scouts, a tire fire, and 2 lesbians.

What an awful flag.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:38

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Crotch Bat posted:

The Lannisters, Boy Scouts, a tire fire, and 2 lesbians.

What an awful flag.

The Latin literally says "we will rise from the ashes" too.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:41

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

lamentable dustman posted:

He got a little redemption for making GBS threads on Oklahoma.

A little...

Yeah, I will definitely give that to him. Stoudt looked great against Oklahoma. :unsmith:

Deteriorata posted:

Heh, Sir Cum Spice...

Scarf fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Apr 7, 2015

# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:03

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

It has the most important parts of a flag, fleur de lis and lions

# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:08

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Holy poo poo is that a city burning on that flag? How loving prophetic.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:24

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Scarf posted:

Holy poo poo is that a city burning on that flag? How loving prophetic.

It's a reference to the fire of 1805 that almost completely leveled the city.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:27

Kim Jong Il: Aug 16, 2003

MourningView posted:

Please please please please sign with UA so they can give you some batshit crazy Maryland-style uniforms, Michigan. I need to see that reaction

Nike loves ugly crap too.

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# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:34

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Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Scarf posted:

Heh, Sir Cum Spice...

The Latin is hilarious: "If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you."

It's a play off the memorial for Christopher Wren, who was among other things the architect of a cathedral in England, where it says "if you seek his monument, look around you" (si monumentum requiris, circumspice). Which happens to also be the title of a great album by the band Deathspell Omega :black101:

Kim Jong Il posted:

Nike loves ugly crap too.

Is that dandruff

Ghost of Reagan Past fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Apr 7, 2015

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