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Freakazoid_ posted:Now we play the sequel, The crying game Yes but where do I get an ABC file for that?
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Not being able to actually play the instruments still kind of bugs me.
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Yeah, when they first announced it I thought you'd be able to hit keys on your keyboard and make stupid noises, not load .butt files and have the built-in player mangle the poo poo out of them. The current incarnation is kinda poo poo.just like the rest of the game I'm also mad that you can't have a guitar you can bludgeon enemies with while playing it, but that's a different matter entirely.
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The breaking teleporter thing is pretty loving stupid, but I can see where magma is coming from. If you just put down your teleporters and then leave them when they are - a trivial task to accomplish - then you'll never even notice there's a problem. It's like they gave you guys a button that, if pressed, will make a robot kick you in the dick. You could just not press the loving button and stick it in a cabinet somewhere out of sight, but instead all you guys are getting worked up about how much it's gonna suck when you inevitably can't hold back and press the button, knowing full well what will happen when you do, because getting worked up and being reactionary internet shitposters is the entire reason you are in this thread to being with. Yes, it's pointless and lovely to create a feature that only harms you, and they never should have made it, but getting worked up about how life should be is retarded. Sometimes you just gotta accept that things will be flawed, so if a flaw is an easily avoidable one, then just don't engage with it, and you'll be a much happier person. (dear magmarashi: that's why they can't let it go, they don't want to. they're trying as hard as they can to be as upset as possible, for mad comedy yo. admittedly, it ain't hard)
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XboxPants posted:The breaking teleporter thing is pretty loving stupid, but I can see where magma is coming from. If you just put down your teleporters and then leave them when they are - a trivial task to accomplish - then you'll never even notice there's a problem. I missed you.
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XboxPants posted:The breaking teleporter thing is pretty loving stupid, but I can see where magma is coming from. If you just put down your teleporters and then leave them when they are - a trivial task to accomplish - then you'll never even notice there's a problem. Your new avatar sucks. Also if I could press a button that made a robot kick me in the dick, and that by some miracle of science this act would teleport me across the cosmos, you can bet your rear end I would press the hell out of that button. Most of humanity would probably press this button, and the future of transportation would be filled with elaborate codpieces. This is not a well-constructed analogy, is what I'm trying to say. Cicadas! fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Apr 5, 2015 |
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Apr 5, 2015 05:36
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Cicadas! posted:Also if I could press a button that made a robot kick me in the dick, and that by some miracle of science this act would teleport me across the cosmos, you can bet your rear end I would press the hell out of that button. Most of humanity would probably press this button, and the future of transportation would be filled with elaborate codpieces. Sometimes wonderful things come from this thread. This is the best thing I've read all day 
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Apr 5, 2015 05:51
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Cicadas! posted:Your new avatar sucks. No, it only kicks you in the dick. You have a separate button that teleports you, and that button has no dick-kicks.
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Apr 5, 2015 06:02
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XboxPants posted:No, it only kicks you in the dick. You have a separate button that teleports you, and that button has no dick-kicks. Alright duly noted, but there's still the matter of consistency regarding the standards that have already been set in place, i.e. why my chair that was ordered from the same bizarre sadomasochistic manufacturer doesn't also kick me in the dick for pushing it under the table once I'm through sitting on it. Either everything needs to kick me in the dick or nothing should kick me in the dick. Cicadas! fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Apr 5, 2015 |
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Apr 5, 2015 06:17
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Cicadas! posted:Alright duly noted, but there's still the matter of consistency regarding the standards that have already been set in place, i.e. why my chair that was ordered from the same bizarre sadomasochistic manufacturer doesn't also kick me in the dick for pushing it under the table once I'm through sitting on it. Yeah it shouldn't. You're right. Feel free to break your own poo poo for no reason, I hope you get a real sense of self-satisfaction out of it.
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Apr 5, 2015 06:49
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I always wear my xbox pants to protect my dick from starbound
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XboxPants posted:getting worked up about how life should be is retarded.
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xboxpants why are you like this
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Apr 5, 2015 19:48
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Something terribly wonderful happened.
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Afraid of Audio posted:Something terribly wonderful happened. Don't you mean... Something Awful 
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You know, all this talk of kicking dicks and teleportation has got me thinking. So inconvenient teleporters are on their way, right? And they patched out the ability to save and quit to return to your spaceship, right? So people are going to want an easy way to get back to their ship. Enter a fresh new mod that bills itself as a quick, cheap teleporter that "Gets you back to your ship from absolutely anywhere," and it's just a little platform you can place down and interact with. However, when it's activated, a spring-loaded boot shoots out and kicks whoever used it in the dick for 9999 damage, killing them instantly. But hey, it puts them back on their ship 
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Apr 5, 2015 23:04
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Cicadas! posted:You know, all this talk of kicking dicks and teleportation has got me thinking. This made me laugh and it should be a thing.
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Apr 7, 2015 11:58
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Hmm, sounds a little too powerful... What if it also removed all the ore from the planet permanently?
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Apr 7, 2015 13:04
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lmao check out this cool character someone used to show off their Armored Core mod
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Babe Magnet posted:lmao check out this cool character someone used to show off their Armored Core mod idgi
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Apr 7, 2015 13:47
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I think all the crazy people (and most of everyone else) left their forums, it's so dead and boring now
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Wait, they patched out being to save and return to your ship? 
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Apr 7, 2015 13:54
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Yeah it just puts you where you logged out, now.
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Apr 7, 2015 13:56
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As long as they don't patch out admin commands I'll be good. I'm just going to spawn myself a teleporter or twenty because gently caress progression.
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Babe Magnet posted:I think all the crazy people (and most of everyone else) and I think those were one and the same
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Apr 7, 2015 14:03
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Inverness posted:Wait, they patched out being to save and return to your ship? That was basically one of the main staples of the game. Removing that is like removing the pope from the vatican.
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Michaellaneous posted:...removing the pope from the Vatican That's it, close the thread.
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Babe Magnet posted:lmao check out this cool character someone used to show off their Armored Core mod  Look at them Starmounds
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Pentaro posted:At first I thought the character was wearing a really baggy sweatshirt and that was a sleeve, but of loving course. gently caress, me too. I haven't been keeping up with the Awful/Awesome mods thread in a few months, but that probably belongs.
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Tin Tim posted:
This is why we keep you around Tin Tim
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It's pure Nexus.jpg (except it's not on the nexus, it's on the official mod section of the website) in that you're showing off your horrible titty-monster in a fit of vanity while demoing elements of a completely unrelated mod. The mod page that I pilled that gif from is about dumb robot guns
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Tin Tim posted:
Could you not? Could you be a normal human being for once?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI
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Tin Tim posted:
Don't forget the tail.
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at least it's not a pony
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RottenK posted:at least it's not a pony 
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I'm shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
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kode54 posted:Don't forget the tail. But big floppy tits that look they were bolted to the model? That's the special thing that will distinguish your mod
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