April 2015 GiP Chat Thread: A safe space to discuss butts and dogges

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not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

USMC503 posted:

So I stumbled across this today.

Anyone want to go hunt poachers?

That looks cool but I know that's just gonna devolve into a death grip on failed tactics, jumping jacks, ridiculous ruck march packing lists, constant PMCSing, and rape. Of whom or what I'm not sure, but there's gonna be a lot of rape.

Oh, and of course a big poo poo fight about who was higher rank when they were in

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

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# ? Apr 7, 2015 12:34

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

USMC503 posted:

So I stumbled across this today.

Anyone want to go hunt poachers?

Whoa.. Hang the gently caress on..

These people will pay me money to brighten the dark continent?

I don't care about the animals, I just want to lower the population one band at a time.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 13:25

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

not caring here posted:

That looks cool but I know that's just gonna devolve into a death grip on failed tactics, jumping jacks, ridiculous ruck march packing lists, constant PMCSing, and rape. Of whom or what I'm not sure, but there's gonna be a lot of rape.

Oh, and of course a big poo poo fight about who was higher rank when they were in

Board of Advisors:

Such men as RearRear Admiral (you read that right) John "Jay" H. Bowling III and Medal of Honor-winning / Palinspawn-smashingDakota Meyer.

Also; would

# ? Apr 7, 2015 13:34

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Genocide Tendency posted:

Whoa.. Hang the gently caress on..

These people will pay me money to brighten the dark continent?

I don't care about the animals, I just want to lower the population one band at a time.

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Apr 7, 2015 13:58

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

i don't believe in anything i'm just here for the salads violence

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

hey n4i is this how a lot of your porn starts?

just bears having accidents at work that necessitate having their clothes torn off

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

# ? Apr 7, 2015 16:25

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Those are all the same gif

Is that the joke

ha ha ha

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Apr 7, 2015

# ? Apr 7, 2015 16:31

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

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# ? Apr 7, 2015 17:40

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

Those are all the same gif

Is that the joke

ha ha ha

It'll get funnier each time it's empty-quoted.

(Also I need to stop hitting the edit button in awful.app :downs:

)

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Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

gotta remember not to open this thread at school

# ? Apr 7, 2015 19:57

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

butts

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Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Cole posted:

gotta remember not to open this thread at school

# ? Apr 7, 2015 20:57

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So I know it's cool to hate on the VA in here and everything. And it's highly a regional thing and some people do in fact have lovely experiences. Anyways, I just about finished my post-EAS claim process and all that. All in all it's been quite painless and my overall experience with the VA has been pretty alright aside from some very delayed appointments and snippy admin type folk. I did it through the DAV. So if anyone has any questions about the process just let me know.

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Apr 7, 2015

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So I know it's cool to hate on the VA in here and everything. And it's highly a regional thing and some people do in fact have lovely experiences. Anyways, I just about finished my post-EAS claim process and all that. All in all it's been quite painless and my overall experience with the VA has been pretty alright aside from some very delayed appointments and snippy admin type folk. I did it through the DAV. So if anyone has any questions about the process just let me know.

DAV owns. They were absolutely terrific to work with. I'd go as far to say that any veteran who doesn't use a VSO such as DAV to file a claim is doing themselves a massive disservice.

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Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yeah, it's a shame it's not more widely known as an available resource.

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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

# ? Apr 7, 2015 21:58

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 22:24

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

one eye on the titty

one eye on the streets

# ? Apr 7, 2015 22:36

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

one eye on the titty

one eye on tikrit

# ? Apr 7, 2015 23:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Is that young Forest Whitaker loving that blow up doll?

Cool.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 23:28

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWazBtb7Dk

lol

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Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

'71 is a good movie.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:02

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Foxcatcher was ok. Steve Carell plays a fantastic awkward weirdo though. Dude bought an M113 and flipped his poo poo because the Army didn't include the .50.

Whiplash was better.

Edit: Woah, hey, RSF is back. And off to a good start.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Apr 8, 2015

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Whiplash is very good.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:07

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

not caring here posted:

That looks cool but I know that's just gonna devolve into a death grip on failed tactics, jumping jacks, ridiculous ruck march packing lists, constant PMCSing, and rape. Of whom or what I'm not sure, but there's gonna be a lot of rape.

Oh, and of course a big poo poo fight about who was higher rank when they were in

You're not reading between the lines enough. You train them in the field so you don't take them out of action.

Another way to read this is, "You'll go hunt poachers but we can't say that so here's pretty language about training rangers while going alongside them in patrols."

# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:45

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

just bears having accidents at work

new title for disability benefits thread

# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:59

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

USMC503 posted:

You're not reading between the lines enough. You train them in the field so you don't take them out of action.

Another way to read this is, "You'll go hunt poachers but we can't say that so here's pretty language about training rangers while going alongside them in patrols."

Good point, sounds like a sweet job. What's it pay, and is this a legit organization? Not dropping my DD214 on some random website so someone can just lift my social off it.

Also, isn't there some goon that went poacher hunting?

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:13

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

I could see Bushman finally going nuts and begin spearhunting the most dangerous game of all.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:31

Delizin: Nov 9, 2005; It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Rough Lobster posted:

I could see Bushman finally going nuts and begin spearhunting the most dangerous game of all.

But what would he spell out with their corpses?

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:40

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:42

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Delizin posted:

But what would he spell out with their corpses?

"Hi I'm bushman, please help stop poaching by donating to vetpaw."

The period would be a head, obviously

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:50

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

honestly though, I'd rather be killing the rich chinamen and other assholes making a market for elephant horns and rhino tusks. Coulda been doing some Bill Gates poo poo, instead they're playing busch-league bond villain.

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