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I knew a Keona in high school, but he was Hawaiian. I assume that's not the case here.
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There was a family with like 14 kids with all P names in my neighborhood. Paris, Prince, Pierre...
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Rough Lobster posted:There was a family with like 14 kids with all P names in my neighborhood. Paris, Prince, Pierre... Did they practice magic ?
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Apr 8, 2015 04:56
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Istari posted:Yasp Someone please tell me this is a normal name in a language I don't speak, because right now it's doing me in. Yasp?
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Antivehicular posted:Someone please tell me this is a normal name in a language I don't speak, because right now it's doing me in. Yasp? Sister of Welp.
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Apr 8, 2015 07:58
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Yasp sounds like it should be one of the District Bulletin characters, a la Doroille and Weyre Asb.
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Apr 8, 2015 09:01
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I have fingers crossed for Yasp from Yasper from Phonetic Nordic Jasper, but then I'm not sure that actually makes it any better at all.
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sweeperbravo posted:I have fingers crossed for Yasp from Yasper from Phonetic Nordic Jasper, but then I'm not sure that actually makes it any better at all. That was my initial thought, too. That said, the name was painted on a decorative sign, not a legal document; it could be a nickname that is in no way related to the kid's real name.
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Istari posted:That was my initial thought, too. YASP, bithc
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Young Anglo-Saxon Protestant
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Mlle posted:I knew a Keona in high school, but he was Hawaiian. I assume that's not the case here. Nope, white girl.
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Apr 8, 2015 14:25
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So, I ran into a name I felt compelled to share. Khristofpher. Whitepeople.txt
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Apr 8, 2015 18:58
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So here's a neat one that I don't remember being posted before: the actor who played the depraved mad scientist in The Human Centipede is named Dieter Laser. More of an awesome name than a terrible one, but then, this thread seems to have become the PYF terrible OR awesome names thread a long time ago.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:16
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Apr 8, 2015 19:36
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I met a girl last night named MaKinzey.
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Apr 8, 2015 20:36
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These poor unfortunate bastards. Who in the holy gently caress names their kid Mayo Naise?
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Quantumfate posted:So, I ran into a name I felt compelled to share. Khristofpher. I know a guy named Kristofer, but his parents are both Chinese immigrants. His middle name is some phonetic spelling of Stephen that I can never remember.
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Short for "Paul Justpaulidlikeyoutonotbroadcastmylastnameontvthanksson" Girl I used to work with has named her new son Treydon. Small town Australian white girl.
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A gentleman came through the other day with the name Sai Rolla. It could only have been better if his first name was Hai, like I originally thought.
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Apr 15, 2015 10:32
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Does there really need to be an American adaptation of Trailer Park Boys?
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I understand people who move to a foreign country, and want to give their child a name from their homeland. But if you've lived in an English-speaking country long enough to be fairly fluent in English, you should know that it's a stupid idea to name your child Harm, even if it is a fine Dutch name.
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Istari posted:I understand people who move to a foreign country, and want to give their child a name from their homeland. But if you've lived in an English-speaking country long enough to be fairly fluent in English, you should know that it's a stupid idea to name your child Harm, even if it is a fine Dutch name. Y'all should meet my Dutch neighbour, Bent
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Shithouse Dave posted:Y'all should meet my Dutch neighbour, Bent Is he the brother of Cock? Cock Frijters?
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HOLY gently caress posted:Dick Boss, library automation consultant Don't act like you wouldn't go by Dick if your parents named you Richard Boss. This is one of those situations where you have to own the thing.
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Istari posted:I understand people who move to a foreign country, and want to give their child a name from their homeland. But if you've lived in an English-speaking country long enough to be fairly fluent in English, you should know that it's a stupid idea to name your child Harm, even if it is a fine Dutch name. I remember someone had a sailboat named "Harm", as in "get out of Harm's way". That would make this name not terrible at all.
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A girl I knew in college went to high school with a family of boys named Felix, Delix, and Slanix.
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Kind of on the opposite tack: One of my coworkers is pregnant and she just found out she's having a boy. We were all chatting about it today and we asked her if she and her husband had a name picked out for the little dude. She hadn't picked a middle name, but they had a first name ready to go and when she told it to us, another colleague flipped her poo poo, literally threw her hands up in the air and told her it was a horrible, horrible name and that they'd regret it and she'd never name a child that and all kinds of related poo poo until we all just backed the gently caress away from her and left the area. The name in question? Henry. I don't know what the gently caress that woman's problem was. Ex named Henry? Chevy gal? Diehard Anne Boleyn advocate?
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Astrofig posted:Ask your doctor if Slanix is right for you. I always thought it sounded like a drain cleaning product. But this made me laugh soup, thanks. CrotchDropJeans posted:Kind of on the opposite tack: One of my coworkers is pregnant and she just found out she's having a boy. We were all chatting about it today and we asked her if she and her husband had a name picked out for the little dude. She hadn't picked a middle name, but they had a first name ready to go and when she told it to us, another colleague flipped her poo poo, literally threw her hands up in the air and told her it was a horrible, horrible name and that they'd regret it and she'd never name a child that and all kinds of related poo poo until we all just backed the gently caress away from her and left the area.
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CrotchDropJeans posted:Kind of on the opposite tack: One of my coworkers is pregnant and she just found out she's having a boy. We were all chatting about it today and we asked her if she and her husband had a name picked out for the little dude. She hadn't picked a middle name, but they had a first name ready to go and when she told it to us, another colleague flipped her poo poo, literally threw her hands up in the air and told her it was a horrible, horrible name and that they'd regret it and she'd never name a child that and all kinds of related poo poo until we all just backed the gently caress away from her and left the area. Maybe she's just opposed to induced childbirth.
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CrotchDropJeans posted:Kind of on the opposite tack: One of my coworkers is pregnant and she just found out she's having a boy. We were all chatting about it today and we asked her if she and her husband had a name picked out for the little dude. She hadn't picked a middle name, but they had a first name ready to go and when she told it to us, another colleague flipped her poo poo, literally threw her hands up in the air and told her it was a horrible, horrible name and that they'd regret it and she'd never name a child that and all kinds of related poo poo until we all just backed the gently caress away from her and left the area. Unless this is the case of a really unfortunate first name + last name combination nobody noticed I dunno what's up.
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sout posted:Unless this is the case of a really unfortunate first name + last name combination nobody noticed I dunno what's up. I'm still puzzling over this one. Is the raging coworker normally kinda weird or did this come out of nowhere?
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Waited on a white man in his thirties named Dathan Zang last night. He was probably the coolest kid in his elementary school.
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A friend of mine adopted the surname Stormlord with his wife when they got married. Then they named their kid Thor. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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berenzen posted:A friend of mine adopted the surname Stormlord with his wife when they got married. Then they named their kid Thor. I don't know how I should feel about this. Well, you won't be the one whose kid comes crying to you when he gets beat up in school for not being able to bring the thunder, so you probably shouldn't feel anything.
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berenzen posted:A friend of mine adopted the surname Stormlord with his wife when they got married. Then they named their kid Thor. I don't know how I should feel about this. Are they neo-Nazis or is one of them Icelandic?
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Kynzlie Poor kid's going to be spelling that for people every day for the rest of her life. So of course the mother was surprised and offended that I didn't instantly grok how to spell it when she said it over the phone.
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