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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

quote:

House and her new husband are reportedly on the run, driving a bright blue 2005 Cadillac Escalade purchased with a fraudulent down payment, authorities said.

Sounds about right.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

hubba hubba


Sup girl, trade you a ring and power of attorney for that a card :smuggo:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
her pussy game must be ridiculous

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

her pussy game must be ridiculous

pam needed a new job after ISIS went under

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Sounds about right.

That's the part that jumped out at me too. Seriously, a 10-year old SUV? I guess her fat rear end won't fit in a Mustang.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Godholio posted:

That's the part that jumped out at me too. Seriously, a 10-year old SUV? I guess her fat rear end won't fit in a Mustang.

they're enlisted lifestyle. we all know that 2005 caddy has been in lockup for 7yrs & only has 3k miles on it, with a low low 21% APR loan.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Let's talk about how Rage Against The Machine made a bunch of good songs like 20 years ago that celebrate the history of (and cry out for a future dominated by) the hyper-violent and super-industrious world-conquering Euro-Caucazoids.



lol just beating the skins while we hold the human race hostage with God's own exploding fist



*pop* blublublublublublublublub mmmm got any more of this stuff? I'll trade you a continent for it.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

holocaust bloopers posted:

Here's the gently caress off huge bowl of shoyu ramen and karaage that is my lunch today.


I've never heard of karaage, but that looks tasty as all gently caress

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZmUuRG87sU

i just smoked a bowl but holy poo poo i was clicking around youtube and i think i found weapons grade autism in video form

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i wish there were still cigarette vending machines in the US

also no used panty machines?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i wish there were still cigarette vending machines in the US

also no used panty machines?
ADTRW goons will insist there was only one machine and it didn't last. When I was working for Target I had to fill the bargain poo poo in tone front of the store one time, it was single pairs of little girls underwear in clear zipper pouches, it reminded me of stories of the machines, and grossed me out.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i wish there were still cigarette vending machines in the US

also no used panty machines?

I've seen cigarette machines here and there in bars.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/21937/

quote:

A scheduled movie screening of “American Sniper” at the University of Michigan was abruptly cancelled Tuesday after nearly 300 students and others complained the film perpetuates “negative and misleading stereotypes” against Muslims.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZmUuRG87sU

i just smoked a bowl but holy poo poo i was clicking around youtube and i think i found weapons grade autism in video form

:stare:

That guy really likes trains I bet.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Nope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt2g7Fpu_58

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I've never heard of karaage, but that looks tasty as all gently caress

Japanese take in fried chicken. It's very good.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


9:27 he shows off panties for his phone

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/04/april-fools-prank-hamid-karzai-thanks-american-military-sacrifice

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

quote:

Responding on behalf of the U.S, government, Secretary of the Army John McHugh described the prank as “an insult to the thousands of Americans who have died in Afghanistan justifying the Pentagon’s budget and troop levels.”

:drat:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

9:27 he shows off panties for his phone

Also at the beginning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1CqqvAlKVs

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCB4XRRn0WU

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32AOrIyONgA

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40ITOiWWXWI

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

College students are the worst.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

throwback thursday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3VTngm1F0

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
The League is still massively under-appreciated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eea17bUWUB4

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/04/09/university-michigan-reverses-course-will-show-american-sniper-as-scheduled/

UMich caves on caving :wow:

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
gently caress that, show team america

it's like 100x better

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

elite_garbage_man posted:

gently caress that, show team america

it's like 100x better
Show American Sniper anyway, and quietly replace Paddington with Team America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1QMJlAAidQ

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Who's going this year?
http://creationfest.com/

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Gonna go and knock up all the chicks.

e: nvm, this is a really bad idea

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Skillet is playing. I hate Skillet. I would take Nickleback over Skillet.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Gonna go and knock up all the chicks.

e: nvm, this is a really bad idea

One of the best early episodes of It's Always Sunny

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
At least one of those Creation Fest shows is zero tolerance for alcohol use.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
whitepeople.jpg

http://creationfest.com/ne/lineups/

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I am the whitest guy I know and I don't recognize any of those names, so I must presume they're all terrible.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Spicy Guacamole posted:

I am the whitest guy I know and I don't recognize any of those names, so I must presume they're all terrible.

The kind of names that make you want to play Burzum and burn churches for knowing they exist.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Pretty excited about Marian and Friends.

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Booblord Zagats posted:

One of the best early episodes of It's Always Sunny

Really early episode. Season 1, Episode 2: Charlie Wants an Abortion. Gonna sit down and watch it now.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Delizin posted:

Really early episode. Season 1, Episode 2: Charlie Wants an Abortion. Gonna sit down and watch it now.

The addition of Danny Devito made that show go from good to great. One of the very few shows where adding a regular character makes it better

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