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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

the aliens speak to me and they are saying "mup"

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Mad Wack posted:

lol longcat is loooong (remember the noughts??)



haha wow that is mad wack

BallsFalls
Oct 18, 2013

These are great, this is one I got a few months ago

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Mad Wack posted:

lol longcat is loooong (remember the noughts??)



jesus, its barnacle jims cat lmao!!!!!

burning swine
May 26, 2004



wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Su-Su-Sudoko
Oct 25, 2007

what stands in the way becomes the way


:stare:

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

and that's how coral reproduces

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

graph posted:

a buddy of mine is getting his floors redone. heres what they posted yesterday
i will always remember as a childe we were staying in south portland me and the hotel had a pool so we enjoyed it in the summertime. a few times other families would be doing the same and one of the redneck dads talked about his massive automatic weapon stockpile and his implied belief of a coming race war

:barf:

it's like a hard boiled egg yolk

:barf:

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin
that seems like he got hit with a large object that became lodged in his arm

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Power Ambient posted:

that seems like he got hit with a large object that became lodged in his arm

yeah it's a paintball that didnt explode

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

wayfinder posted:

yeah it's a paintball that didnt explode
jfc must've been on the upper end of velocity, and point blank right?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




wayfinder posted:

yeah it's a paintball that didnt explode

how the gently caress does a paintball hit hard enough to pierce skin without exploding?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

univbee posted:

how the gently caress does a paintball hit hard enough to pierce skin without exploding?

i understand people will sometimes freeze them before shooting

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

univbee posted:

how the gently caress does a paintball hit hard enough to pierce skin without exploding?


if the two people are on a treadmill

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




prefect posted:

i understand people will sometimes freeze them before shooting

ah, of course, the people are assholes explanation

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Kenny Logins posted:

jfc must've been on the upper end of velocity, and point blank right?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Worst fuckin' gumball dispenser ever.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

univbee posted:

how the gently caress does a paintball hit hard enough to pierce skin without exploding?
if the gun's pressure is calibrated for outdoor long-range play it's a totally different thing from indoors short-range play

also yeah if it's frozen or w/e but getting hit close-up with a lr gun i can see it happening

the distance shown in wayfinder's followup is way too close for a lr shot to be safe

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
frozen, according to liveleak http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=289_1413368392

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
vodka achiever

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




guy doesn't even flinch

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
im guna take a guess and say alcohol was probably involved in the "shoot a frozen paintball into your friends arm" plan

univbee
Jun 3, 2004






Final Fantasy XIII on iOS. Well, technically it's running on an external server and then streamed at a few megabits per second to your iOS device...

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

univbee posted:



Final Fantasy XIII on iOS. Well, technically it's running on an external server and then streamed at a few megabits per second to your iOS device...
*in an anguished pavarotti opera voice*
oooonnnnnscreeeeeeen controllllllerrrr
streeeeeeamed frommmmm a serrrrrrverrrr

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

univbee posted:



Final Fantasy XIII on iOS. Well, technically it's running on an external server and then streamed at a few megabits per second to your iOS device...

this is what hell looks like

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

univbee posted:



Final Fantasy XIII on iOS. Well, technically it's running on an external server and then streamed at a few megabits per second to your iOS device...

thin clients are the future of gaming

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

llllmaaaooo it's even better in video form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrW4R_gWCKI

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010



Barons and echinopsis do lunch

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Broken Machine posted:



Barons and echinopsis do lunch

please don't post cannibalism pics

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
that's cannibalism

e:fb and/or :highfive:

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



excellent we've come all the way back to not knowing what cucking is

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Power Ambient posted:

that seems like he got hit with a large object that became lodged in his arm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylXqc8TQ15w

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

ahaha yessssss i remember

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


it's surprising how effectively this artist makes the tweets worse

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

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EdRush
Dec 13, 2005

by R. Guyovich

thank you based g0m http://www.amazon.com/review/R1JFDXG1RYVHKR

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