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Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



phoenix jones is really bad

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



What the gently caress is on Condon's back? Looks like a fur patch

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
B-League MMA "He caught me in the dick"

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
It's gonna suck when WSOF ends up going tits up because it is such a colossal disaster

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Battle of the 5'5" heavyweights ended with a takedown that decided the fight because the man was too stubby to stand up. Never die, WSOF

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Weird moment in Bellator http://streamable.com/hita

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Turns out takedown defense isn't standard in a utility belt.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

this is so strange. i had to watch that like 5 times to see it.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Marching Powder posted:

this is so strange. i had to watch that like 5 times to see it.

It's especially weird because the dude struggles for a bit after the Von Flue is released and then he just goes out.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
that guy is pretty cool for not bludgeoning his unconscious opponent

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)


Haha, it's like a magic trick.

world b lee
Feb 1, 2006
Is it a frog? Is it a toad?
2 Von Flue chokes last night and Pole Harris caught a Tiger by his toe til he holler'd and had to let him go. Good night of fights.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Jungle Fights is live here: http://tv-aovivo.nl/bandsports.html 3 title fights on the card, one of which is Jonas Bilharinho going for another title in a second weightclass!

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
JT vs Lashley is back on for June on the Kimbo card.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

willie_dee posted:

JT vs Lashley is back on for June on the Kimbo card.

I guess that means we will get JT vs Kimbo 2 when Ken "gets injured".

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011
Phil Davis signed to Bellator


colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Bear witness to the fitness of the medieval warrior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZIsc6KPkKA&t=165s

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


colonel_korn posted:

Bear witness to the fitness of the medieval warrior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZIsc6KPkKA&t=165s

I showed that to my buddy who actually does longsword fencing, and his assessment was pretty close to what someone who watches a ton of boxing says about ... uh ... the striking technique on an M-1 MMA card.

quote:

Wow. That is almost entirely unlike anything we are taught. Because they're brawling more than fencing, they aren't really keeping good range or guards, and their strikes are mostly cuts and shield bashes. Still entertaining though. This is really only something you can get away with in Eastern Europe!

My favourite bit was how the commentators say "oh man they're opening up with fancier stuff now!" and literally every spinning anything thrown by either guy is countered with a chop in the neck. Effective techniques.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
none of the good b-league promotions are having events this weekend but i guess igor pokrajac fights?

http://www.sherdog.com/blog/Live-Combat-Sports-Schedule-84811

full schedule is there, credit to @GrabakaHitman

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

Yuriy posted:

none of the good b-league promotions are having events this weekend but i guess igor pokrajac fights?

http://www.sherdog.com/blog/Live-Combat-Sports-Schedule-84811

full schedule is there, credit to @GrabakaHitman

Dude, Shooto Brasil has another card finally! Sunday, 6PM EST on Combate, I'll post a link when I get home from work. Also, ACB is a solid Chechen promotion.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

individual865 posted:

Dude, Shooto Brasil has another card finally! Sunday, 6PM EST on Combate, I'll post a link when I get home from work. Also, ACB is a solid Chechen promotion.

yea so we're watching ACB and some guy just soccer kicked the poo poo out of a brazilian's skull but then they started the fight back up after he just lay there for a bit

no doctor, nothing like that, i think the ref just asked him if he was okay

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Yuriy posted:

yea so we're watching ACB and some guy just soccer kicked the poo poo out of a brazilian's skull but then they restarted the round for some reason???

no doctors no cornermen no nothing, just a few minutes of laying about and then the ref restarted the fight lmao

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
courtesy of @GrabakaHitman

http://imgur.com/hKrYnBe

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

colonel_korn posted:

Bear witness to the fitness of the medieval warrior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZIsc6KPkKA&t=165s

If anyone ever wants to do this stateside sign me up. I used to fence for years, used to do medieval shirt (nerd stuff), did some MMA for a while, and had to quit Jiu Jitsu after a few months because of a Chiari Malformaton in my brain that means I can't grapple until a doctor clears me (which is probably never).

I would be SO god damned down for this.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Captain Log posted:

If anyone ever wants to do this stateside sign me up. I used to fence for years, used to do medieval shirt (nerd stuff), did some MMA for a while, and had to quit Jiu Jitsu after a few months because of a Chiari Malformaton in my brain that means I can't grapple until a doctor clears me (which is probably never).

I would be SO god damned down for this.

Also even with all the armor I might be able to kill one of these guys with a lunge.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Trained along side a guy fighting in the next Bamma, its weird how far mma has progressed, he seemed competent

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Captain Log posted:

Also even with all the armor I might be able to kill one of these guys with a lunge.

I was thinking about that. Do either of them ever stab/thrust/lunge at the other? Something makes me suspect that thrusts/lunges are against the rules for that exact reason.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Thrusts are against the rules because someone could lose an eye. I'm not joking.

DAS Super!
Jul 26, 2007
You should probably pay more attention to your log.
/
:backtowork:
http://www.kptv.com/Clip/11404792/jacob-beckmann-world-heavyweight-champion

Nate Quarry is a pretty cool guy for doing this.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


I'm not 100% convinced this was worked

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Mental retardation is the best base for leg locks in MMA

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
one fc is on, pop into #mma if you're up

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
nothing was here

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Apr 24, 2015

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Askren is walking out atm!

Sapo is doing way better than I thought but Askren

WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS

THIS IS RETARDED

THIS REF IS SO loving IDIOTIC

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Apr 24, 2015

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Yuriy posted:

Whoa how'd that get there

Watch Ben Askren dominate Luis Santos soon-ish!

DOMINATION

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
That is hands down the dumbest ref thing we'll see this year, what a stupid loving oval office

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Yeah. This is pants-on-head Diego Sanchez by split decision retarded.

Biosys
Aug 13, 2011
I feel really bad for understimating/talking poo poo on this dude, he was doing so well and this ref is so loving stupid.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Biosys posted:

I feel really bad for understimating/talking poo poo on this dude, he was doing so well and this ref is so loving stupid.

Yea, Sapo did way way better than I thought, defended all takedowns, did well for himself and this ref just botched everything

Should have just been a simple DQ or 5 minute time out but Olivier Costas has absolutely hosed this up

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Joe Rogan open-fingered gloves rant spotted!

e. If Santos gets the belt this will be fight of the year.

e2. gently caress. The ref did one thing right.

CommonShore fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Apr 24, 2015

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