Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

CCKeane posted:

MC I'll hammer you if you DO promise to death vig Morn.

Surely the problem with this logic should be pretty obvious

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

MC Eating Disorder posted:

Surely the problem with this logic should be pretty obvious

Well then we're at a stale mate.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

MC Eating Disorder posted:

Oh right well I accept your offer to not death vig you but can I still vig hiipfire for fun?

No b/c then it's in neither Hiip's nor Keane's interest to kill you. Only by promising not to vig, so that you and Hiip and I can all win, can we progress.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Don't vote him, Hiipfire. IT'S A TRICK.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Ultimately I win a stalemate because I can just nightkill two people but I'd rather we do this the fun way.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Mornacale posted:

Ultimately I win a stalemate because I can just nightkill two people but I'd rather we do this the fun way.

You were afraid I'd busdrive last time.

So no, you don't.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mornacale posted:

No b/c then it's in neither Hiip's nor Keane's interest to kill you. Only by promising not to vig, so that you and Hiip and I can all win, can we progress.

Ok deal, where's hiipfire at?

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Let's have a nice mutually beneficial scum/3p victory guys, vote for me

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Here is what I want: a promise that MCED won't death-vig, a full claim (i.e. whether he was originally jester and what his fakeclaim was) from Hiip, and a promise not to death-vig from Hiip. Then the jesters pick amongst themselves the most trustworthy person, both vote for him, I hammer. I won't nightkill, then tomorrow the remaining jester votes themselves and I hammer them also. Three of us win AND you get to say that you were part of a game where the entire scum team scumclaimed AND both 3Ps claimed 3P and they all won.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

CCKeane posted:

You were afraid I'd busdrive last time.

So no, you don't.

I can wait for an arbitrary number of nights before risking my first nightkill, which means you have essentially an infinitesimal chance of killing me. It's just very unlikely I'll nightkill this night.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Here's what I'm offering: You don't do that, you shoot Morn, and then you prove that you're an asset to the town as 3p.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Mornacale posted:

I can wait for an arbitrary number of nights before risking my first nightkill, which means you have essentially an infinitesimal chance of killing me. It's just very unlikely I'll nightkill this night.

Better lucky than good, I'd take my chances.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

CCKeane posted:

Better lucky than good, I'd take my chances.

That's cool but I'd rather make friends. :3:

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Do we know for sure that mafia can withhold kill?

Alaster
Nov 18, 2006

Hanging just next to your door in the hallway is a painting of an EXQUISITE WIZARD. Your mother collects these awful things IRONICALLY.
Someone asked me if mafia can withhold their nightkill.

Answer is no. The roles as written in OP state mafia gets one kill per night, not one or zero

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

So what's the deal, friends?

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Alasdair Crawfish posted:

Someone asked me if mafia can withhold their nightkill.

Answer is no. The roles as written in OP state mafia gets one kill per night, not one or zero


Wait so I can't choose to use my power?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Mornacale posted:

Wait so I can't choose to use my power?

Whacky mafia, Mornacale.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
I guess we'd better confirm whether or not the jesters can choose not to vig, then. Alasdair?

Alaster
Nov 18, 2006

Hanging just next to your door in the hallway is a painting of an EXQUISITE WIZARD. Your mother collects these awful things IRONICALLY.
Jesters cannot withold their daykill

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Noooooo. Now we are truly at an impasse.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

One Jester s going to lose no matter what.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Yup.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
And one of Keane or me. And possibly one other person.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Mornacale posted:

And one of Keane or me. And possibly one other person.

We both played a good game.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Welp

##vote mornacale

go town

also i hate playing 3p

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
##vote Hiipfire

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

##unvote

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

MC, you'll take Morn down if you get voted?

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
MCED why you gotta do me like that? :smith:

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Okay here's what I think we should do. All of us but Hiip are in the thread rn. So we should all vote for MCED and let them decide who wins. That is what the spirit of Whacky tells me to do.

##vote MCED

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

CCKeane posted:

MC, you'll take Morn down if you get voted?

yeah sure

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Alternative plan that I think would be very Whacky: we no-hang today, then I kill Keane at night, then I hammer some jester tomorrow, then they vig me. The game will end with one surviving player and that player will lose :lol:

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I like the idea of being the god-king of this game

##vote MC Eating Disorder

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
come on CC finish it

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
do it now, lynch it good, lynch this sucker just like you should

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

If this is what your heart says is most whacky, then I accept it. The spirit of whacky led us here with my scumbuddy claiming to bus a dead man, I must trust it to the end.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

##vote MC eating Disorder

May the spirit of whackiness guide you.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Mornacale posted:

If this is what your heart says is most whacky, then I accept it. The spirit of whacky led us here with my scumbuddy claiming to bus a dead man, I must trust it to the end.

This is fair.

*extends hand to Morn*

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

CCKeane posted:

This is fair.

*extends hand to Morn*

Every aspect of my body and soul feel like we should be able to win together if MCED kills Hiip.

  • Locked thread