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OctoberBlues posted:I could not possibly understand this less than I do. I only understand it because its a condensed version of something that was posted here before. Had to google "OTP" myself but basically its all 'shipping bullshit. (If you don't know what that means either, bless you.)
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OctoberBlues posted:I could not possibly understand this less than I do. If it were true, every single person in that story would deserve to die there I summarized it for you
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Zaphod42 posted:Had to google "OTP" myself but basically its all 'shipping bullshit. (If you don't know what that means either, bless you.) tl;dr, OTP is a very polite way of saying "I pretend these characters are fuckin"
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Trebek posted:poo poo I still sometimes get confused about how old I am. I have to think about it for a second at least. If I hadn't been born in a year that ended in a 0 I would not be able to remember my age 85% of the time. As it is I still have to do the math but I can always get the single digit right and luckily the options for the tens digit are limited so I haven't yet hosed that up
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sweeperbravo posted:If I hadn't been born in a year that ended in a 0 I would not be able to remember my age 85% of the time. As it is I still have to do the math but I can always get the single digit right and luckily the options for the tens digit are limited so I haven't yet hosed that up Surely you don't have to think too hard to remember if you are 26 or 36? (for example) Electrical Fire has a new favorite as of 15:45 on Apr 11, 2015 |
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I'm 27 but sometimes I think I'm 26, or am I 28? 2015 - 1987 ... Oh ok 28 then. Maybe.
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Fathis Munk posted:Same. Gosh darn it. I was gonna post this.  I guess I'm slow, because I can never remember how old I'm supposed to be.
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Electrical Fire posted:Surely you don't have to think to hard to remember if you are 26 or 36? (for example) Yeah, exactly. I know I didn't pass 30 yet and I know my teenage years are behind me, and I'm also not a child, so there's really only one set of options. After 2020 things are gonna get hosed up though.
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OctoberBlues posted:I could not possibly understand this less than I do. People on tumblr know of this 'hugh-more' thing and they too find poo poo that didn't happen ludicrous and sometimes go out of their way to make fun of it just like goons do. Hint hint: that chat post was made to mock the dumbass poo poo that ya'll in this thread like to mock too.
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sweeperbravo posted:Yeah, exactly. I know I didn't pass 30 yet and I know my teenage years are behind me, and I'm also not a child, so there's really only one set of options. After 2020 things are gonna get hosed up though. I turned 28 last year which means that basically until I turn 30, I will think of myself exclusively as "pushing 30".
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I thought I turned 28 last birthday when I'd really only turned 27, and only realised my mistake when HR called to tell me my age and DOB didn't match on a form I'd filled out. When you're old enough to drink but not old enough to retire, nobody really needs to know the specifics.
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Apr 11, 2015 08:40
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I've seen somebody try to get into a club and when asked they used their real birthday by mistake, this is pretty likely to have happened, it happens constantly.
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Pidmon posted:People on tumblr know of this 'hugh-more' thing and they too find poo poo that didn't happen ludicrous and sometimes go out of their way to make fun of it just like goons do. Poe Slaw
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Hmm yes I am sure condescending left them absolutely flabbergasted.
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Fathis Munk posted:Hmm yes I am sure condescending left them absolutely flabbergasted. wot dat?
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EmmyOk posted:wot dat?  Wow I totally owned you with my sweet intellect. Brb, gotta make a meme about it, those internet points are going to flow baby  Man I feel dumber for just pretending to have that thought process.
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The whole "being condescending by defining condescending" is an old joke and it doesn't need to be a first person story for internet fame.
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 Pardon me, but I just happened to be jogging by and could not possibly fathom why in the world someone would be grilling at eight o'clock in the morning.
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DoomLazer posted:'Pardon me, but I just happened to be jogging by and could not possibly fathom why in the world someone would be grilling at eight o'clock in the morning.' - A stray dog
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DoomLazer posted:
I'm more interested in the talking dog E:^^fuk
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I mean I'd prolly drop by and ask but why on earth do you think this'd be interesting enough to put online?
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The Iron Rose posted:I mean I'd prolly drop by and ask but why on earth do you think this'd be interesting enough to put online? "Cos you're so random that people stop to ask about it ehehehehehehehehehe your weird randomness quirkiness confuses boring normal people hehehahahaha haha haaa steak hahaha
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The Iron Rose posted:I mean I'd prolly drop by and ask but why on earth do you think this'd be interesting enough to put online? or why did it make it to the coveted "front page" of imgur?
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Going along with age chat it does absolutely happen. When I was 27 I said I was 28 for a whole year until on my birthday, I realized I was just now turning 28.
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Some STDH I find too strange to be truly fake.quote:A Catalog Of Errors
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A significant part of my amusement/disdain for NAR is the idiotic stylistic choices they've made. "My name is [My Name]" is peak NAR wording.
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Khazar-khum posted:Some STDH I find too strange to be truly fake. I worked many years in customer service, including with computer poo poo. imo this is the one and only NAR story that actually happened the way it was written. I had this type of stuff happen frequently, my favorite being when the bigwig regional manager told some stupid gently caress that [large famous company] didn't want him as a customer.
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cumshitter posted:I accidentally smoked crack with a coworker once while smoking weed.
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Yep weed pipes and crack pipes are totally the same thing...
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For the straight edge: Crack Pipe Weed Pipe 
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Turtlicious posted:For the straight edge: Thanks
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OctoberBlues posted:Yep weed pipes and crack pipes are totally the same thing... I can imagine in an emergency, someone would use a weed pipe to smoke crack, but I can't imagine them leaving any residue in the pipe. But it's possible.
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Uhhh.... that story is 100% totally plausible. Like the only dubious part is the friend not noticing that they were smoking weed out of a crack pipe, but I could see this theoretical stoner dude just not knowing or not paying enough attention. You could totally smoke weed out of a crack pipe if you were in a pinch though and if there was residue of other drugs on there you would definitely feel it. Big Grunty Secret posted:I can imagine in an emergency, someone would use a weed pipe to smoke crack, but I can't imagine them leaving any residue in the pipe. But it's possible. Oh it sure could. Even more likely, it could have been a glass pipe and something other than crack, the dude may just not really know all of his drugs, something other than weed hit him and he jumped to crack. He mentioned his coworker never told him it was crack. People smoke DMT out of glass pipes and lemme tell you, that poo poo can linger. When life hands you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls. Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 16:33 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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Unless he was, for some reason, using a butane lighter to hit the pipe then DMT wouldn't do anything, especially just a bit of residue. DMT requires a much higher temperature to release the compounds in it than marijuana does. Still possible, but less likely, I've used a butane lighter for pot but it makes it pretty harsh.
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Zaphod42 posted:
Just saw this movie and that was easily my favorite scene. Not Always Romantic is always a fun place to go to for STDH. quote:Must Love Dogs "Oh this is so going on the Internet" 
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Come the gently caress on, they edited out the dog's name.
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: You’re lucky you have a nice rack
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Captain Monkey posted:Unless he was, for some reason, using a butane lighter to hit the pipe then DMT wouldn't do anything, especially just a bit of residue. DMT requires a much higher temperature to release the compounds in it than marijuana does. Hm, you're right. I forgot it needed a butane lighter. That makes it far less likely, but its still plausible if a butane lighter was all you had on hand. And while its super rare I have seen people use a butane lighter for weed before. (Like you said, too hot, too harsh; but people are dumb)
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