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blunt for century posted:It looks more like nacho cheese to me Did you think the actual horror here was that the person is using so little nacho cheese?  Who would plate out nacho cheese like that and have so little of it? What kind of monster?ErIog has a new favorite as of 05:20 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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Seriously, what is this?ErIog posted:I don't understand why people think Doritos complement other foods. AnxietyMan1488 posted:getting drunk and crointing.
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Apr 13, 2015 05:54
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Tiggum posted:Seriously, what is this? Looks like mac and cheese, inside a potato, wrapped in bacon.
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Apr 13, 2015 05:56
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Tiggum posted:I wouldn't use the flavoured ones as part of other food, but eating corn chips with other food is a completely normal thing to do. That's what corn chips are for. Do you not understand the appeal of nachos? That's not nachos, but it's relatively similar - tomato, meat, cheese, sour cream, corn chips. Doritos are substantially different from regular corn chips to the point that I'm confused why you would think I meant "corn chips" when I said "Doritos," specifically. I didn't say "corn chips" in general. Regular tortilla chips or corn chips are fine. I love nachos. However, nachos made with "Doritos" taste awful because Doritos tend to be saltier than regular tortilla chips. I also think if you're making nachos then you should probably go for a lower sodium variety of tortilla chip because chances are whatever you're topping the nachos with is going to be salty enough already.
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Apr 13, 2015 06:22
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ErIog posted:Doritos are substantially different from regular corn chips to the point that I'm confused why you would think I meant "corn chips" when I said "Doritos," specifically. I didn't say "corn chips" in general. Different brands of chips vary in flavour and saltiness, there's nothing particularly unique about Doritos. Also salt is delicious.
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Apr 13, 2015 06:34
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Tiggum posted:Different brands of chips vary in flavour and saltiness, there's nothing particularly unique about Doritos. Also salt is delicious. Yes there is? Doritos of any kind are generally covered in a "cheesy" dust that you don't get from any other type of chip. they're very different from a standard potato chip or even other types of corn or tortilla chip
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Apr 13, 2015 06:41
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Aesop Poprock posted:Yes there is? Doritos of any kind are generally covered in a "cheesy" dust that you don't get from any other type of chip. they're very different from a standard potato chip or even other types of corn or tortilla chip What? Plain Doritos just have salt, no cheese flavour. And cheese-flavoured corn chips are not unique to the Doritos brand. 
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Apr 13, 2015 06:50
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Nacho Cheesier, the bag in the picture, the most common flavor of Doritos. The Doritos, which are almost always flavored corn chips. Doritos has a "just corn chips" flavor but come on man, Doritos arent exactly the chip you buy for just tortilla chips, 9 times out of 10.
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Apr 13, 2015 06:56
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Tiggum posted:What? Plain Doritos just have salt, no cheese flavour. And cheese-flavoured corn chips are not unique to the Doritos brand. I think he's one of those people unaware that plain Doritos exist(and indeed are the original flavor, heck I'll admit I didn't know that until shortly after I graduated high school)
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drrockso20 posted:I think he's one of those people unaware that plain Doritos exist(and indeed are the original flavor, heck I'll admit I didn't know that until shortly after I graduated high school) I'm not unaware that plain Doritos exist. In fact, they're one of the only 3 flavors available to me where I live. I just didn't think I had to qualify "Doritos" by saying "with the exception of plain Doritos." I assumed it to be understood that when one says "Doritos" they're usually referring to the flavored varieties that are the most popular and the only kind Frito Lay ever advertises. Also, despite being the original flavor the plain variety was discontinued for a while so as not to compete with Tostitos, another Frito Lay brand. I don't even think plain Doritos are distributed everywhere. I guess I should have qualified my statement, but I didn't think someone would think I was referring to "plain Doritos" when I said "Doritos." To argue that "Doritos" doesn't mean "flavored corn chip" I think borders on  . It's technically correct, but people generally don't talk that way.The fact that you thought someone could be unaware that plain Doritos exist backs up my point that when saying, "Doritos," the image that leaps to mind is the flavored kind rather than the plain kind. Tiggum posted:Also salt is delicious. I implore you to try the terrible nachos I had at a club in Sapporo that managed to have pretty much all the right ingredients with the exception of using Nacho Cheesier Doritos. I'm usually fine with salt, but that poo poo was gross. ErIog has a new favorite as of 07:11 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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Apr 13, 2015 07:03
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Maybe I live in some snack food wasteland (unlikely since I'm a US citizen) but I have never ever seen Doritos without some sort of disgusting flavor dust.
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Contrecoup posted:Maybe I live in some snack food wasteland (unlikely since I'm a US citizen) but I have never ever seen Doritos without some sort of disgusting flavor dust. They sell them with the non-alcoholic beer.
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Apr 13, 2015 07:08
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I didn't know unflavored doritos were a thing. I assumed the nacho cheese flavor was the default doritos. I'm 30. I've eaten a lot of doritos. Maybe it's regional.
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Apr 13, 2015 07:52
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I've seen unflavored Doritos here in Asia, but not in the US.
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Apr 13, 2015 08:34
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I have never ever seen "regular" Doritos. It's always been some brightly-colored variant of Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese.
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Apr 13, 2015 08:47
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Wouldn't "plain" Doritos just taste like really stale tortilla chips? Oh wait, that's exactly what they are. Stale rear end tortillas, repurposed and refried.
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Apr 13, 2015 08:55
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I knew unflavored Doritos exist but jesus christ how loving pedantic are you that you had to waste all of that page space with your stupid corn chip nitpick?
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bathroomrage posted:I knew unflavored Doritos exist but jesus christ how loving pedantic are you that you had to waste all of that page space with your stupid corn chip nitpick? That's what Tiggum does. That's literally all Tiggium is. Tiggum is the living embodiment of every single "What's the big deal? I'd eat that" response in every single anti-food porn thread on every single forum on the entire internet. Cream-of-Plenty has a new favorite as of 09:06 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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Captain Jesus posted:There's a cheap eatery near where I work that posts examples of their menu on facebook every day. Let's just say the images don't really make me want to eat there. I think I have deciphered this picture. They probably called it 'Chicken Cordon Blue'. It's not actually raw chicken, it's cooked chicken covered by cheap pressed ham and cheese. The kind of ham that's made from scraps pressed together to a log in a giant tin. Restaurants use it for salads, sandwiches and pizza. It's cooked in a steam tray, because that way canteens and cafeterias can cook lots of food fast and with little effort. Layer raw chicken, sliced 'ham' and shredded cheese. Steam until chicken is cooked through. That also explains why the cheese is melted, but nothing is browned.
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I know this is from a while ago and I got distracted by DoritoGate, but I just want to say that this picture made me laugh so, so hard. It's the most depressing thing I have ever seen.
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Apr 13, 2015 09:26
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I have never even heard of plain flavored Doritos. I've lived in New England all my life and afaik they don't sell those here.
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Apr 13, 2015 09:29
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bringmyfishback posted:I know this is from a while ago and I got distracted by DoritoGate, but I just want to say that this picture made me laugh so, so hard. It's the most depressing thing I have ever seen. Thank you for quoting that picture, I dont know how I managed to miss it earlier. That isn't food, it's art.
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bringmyfishback posted:I know this is from a while ago and I got distracted by DoritoGate, but I just want to say that this picture made me laugh so, so hard. It's the most depressing thing I have ever seen. same... Just couldn't stop laughing. It's too pathetic to be even called food.
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Apr 13, 2015 10:38
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Its almost passive aggressive in its laziness. "You want ham? Here's your loving ham."
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Captain Jesus posted:It's in the Czech Republic. Here's a link to their facebook page with the gallery of their amazing dishes: https://www.facebook.com/jidelna.maj?fref=ts. I think that thing in the picture is some kind of a pork roll. Jesus. I come from Czech stock and my mom made lentil soup every New Year's Day because it's a family tradition (I'm now the last person in the family to keep it going  ). Somehow mom's inclusion of hotdogs for the meat seems better than that atrocity.Edit: This cracked me up, thank you: Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Its almost passive aggressive in its laziness. JacquelineDempsey has a new favorite as of 12:09 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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Apr 13, 2015 12:05
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Its almost passive aggressive in its laziness. "Sorry, I believe the menu says pea and ham soup, and there is no ham in -" *thock*
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Apr 13, 2015 12:38
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It's a perfect image of tired resignation to the cruelty of life and the futility of human effort. A Chekhov play on a plate.
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Apr 13, 2015 12:43
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Thinky Whale posted:It's a perfect image of tired resignation to the cruelty of life and the futility of human effort. A Chekhov play on a plate. If you say in the first chapter that there is a sweaty leaf of presliced ham lying on a warm counter, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must be listlessly yet resentfully slapped into some tepid glop. It's wrong to make promises you don't intend to keep.
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Captain Jesus posted:Here's a link to their facebook page with the gallery of their amazing dishes: https://www.facebook.com/jidelna.maj?fref=ts.  This is what gets me about most of these pictures. The pool of fatwater "sauce." I just can't imagine it adds anything to the dish other than hydration. Actually I can imagine pretty good what that entire dish tastes like. Wet chicken and freezerburn.  This, by contrast, looks alright. Okay, it's just toast with something like garlic butter and fishfingers, but that's got to be hard to gently caress up.
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Aristophanes posted:"Sorry, I believe the menu says pea and ham soup, and there is no ham in -" I can absolutely hear the wet slapping noise crystal-clear in my head and I can't stop laughing It would've taken all of two seconds to cut that into strips or something but nope, *thock* there's yer ham
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I do enjoy that we, as a collective, have agreed that *thock* is, without question, the onomatopoeic representation of a presliced panel of reconstituted ham being passive-aggressively added to a bowl of unappetizing chickpea...substance. The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Anti-Food Porn Thread II - *thock*
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Apr 13, 2015 14:57
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My Lovely Horse posted:
Steam tray cooking   Dump chicken legs in trays, put in cabinet. The liquid that collects in the bottom of the tray is the sauce. For effort, brown the chicken in an oven for a few minutes before steaming.
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I think it's the ham being off-center that makes it so beautiful and such a magnificent illustration of not giving a poo poo. That salad does look okay, though.
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Apr 13, 2015 15:05
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ErIog posted:Regular tortilla chips or corn chips are fine. I love nachos. However, nachos made with "Doritos" taste awful because Doritos tend to be saltier than regular tortilla chips. I also think if you're making nachos then you should probably go for a lower sodium variety of tortilla chip because chances are whatever you're topping the nachos with is going to be salty enough already. If I'm making nachos I just make my own chips on the spot. Fry up some tortilla triangles in a sauce pan and then squeeze lime juice on them while they're still scalding hot, and add only a little bit of salt. They tend to hold up better than just buying a bag of chips from the store.
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Speaking of Doritos... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7hZfoqsskM   The gently caress is wrong with people? 
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EZipperelli posted:Speaking of Doritos... Japan.jpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC1mh9s3_g4
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EZipperelli posted:Speaking of Doritos... gently caress Japanese Doritos and Cheetos so hard. They taste sweet. It's the grossest thing. Those package designs are pretty awesome, though.
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ErIog posted:gently caress Japanese Doritos and Cheetos so hard. They taste sweet. It's the grossest thing. I thought that they were a reference to some japanese tv duo. Like Mighty Boosh or something like that.
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