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Dattserberg
Dec 30, 2005

National champion, Heisman winner, King crab enthusiast
The Lions are contesting the offer sheet Tampa gave to George Johnson. A arbitrator will have 10 days to review it and Detroit will have 2 days to match if it is considered valid by the arbitrator.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ehud posted:

Now that Intruder is probated I will be your substitute mod for the next week.

Can you make my avatar shaky with googly eyes?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Ehud posted:

500 words on why tom brady is a sissy bitch boi


see me after class

Can I get extra credit? :quagmire:

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Silly Burrito posted:

Can you make my avatar shaky with googly eyes?

Archie doesn't need photoshop to look shaky.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Chichevache posted:

There is no physical requirement?

asking too many questions makes you a bitch boi hth


Silly Burrito posted:

Can you make my avatar shaky with googly eyes?

like any substitute I have no real power




Ya'll look at this video of Jarvis Landry doing 1 handed catches:

https://twitter.com/God_Son80/status/587666539823898624/video/1

Dude is 5'11" with 10.25" hands.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Ehud posted:

Ya'll look at this video of Jarvis Landry doing 1 handed catches:

https://twitter.com/God_Son80/status/587666539823898624/video/1

Dude is 5'11" with 10.25" hands.

Psh, he's not even ordering anything on his phone with the other hand :jerkbag:

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Ehud posted:

Now that Intruder is probated I will be your substitute mod for the next week.

Can't wait for your Fail Mary moment

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
The Patriots should offer to buy Michael Vick's limbs and attach them to Brady's torso

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Raku posted:

The Patriots should offer to buy Michael Vick's limbs and attach them to Brady's torso

Just his legs, really. Give me Brady's arm over Vick's all day.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

Alouicious posted:

basketball owns, hockey owns, but the best sport is australian rules football because it's all a bunch of 6' 8" musclebeefs running around an oval, and doing things that are simultaneously completely incomprehensible and eminently followable.

AFL rules, it's especially great if you purposefully don't look up the rules and try to figure out why an awesome far kick was only worth 1 point but walking up and lazily kicking it through a post is 3. I accidentally picked Collingwood to root for and apparently they're the hyper Raiders of the AFL.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Raku posted:

The Patriots should offer to buy Michael Vick's limbs and attach them to Brady's torso

Quick someone make a thread about making the perfect Frankenstein QB

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Parmesan Basil posted:

Quick someone make a thread about making the perfect Frankenstein QB

the arm of Jay Cutler
the attitude of Jay Cutler
the mind of Jay Cutler
the legs of Jay Cutler
th

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Give me Jay Cutler with Peyton Manning's brain.


Or Cam Newton with Peyton Manning.


Really give me any physical specimen with Peyton Manning's brain.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jared Lorenzen with Peyton Manning's Brain.

The true Papa John's experience.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



no elite qb is complete without joe flacco's dick

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jamarcus with Peyton's brain IMO

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Dexo posted:

Give me Jay Cutler with Peyton Manning's brain.


Or Cam Newton with Peyton Manning.


Really give me any physical specimen with Peyton Manning's brain.

Cam with Peyton's brain would be boring. Instead of avoiding sacks and doing cool poo poo, he'd just fall over.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

You guys are forgetting that Peyton Manning's brain isn't very clutch.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



What if we take prime Peyton Manning, but he's only 5 ft 6, how good is he?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Tom Brady's brain in Joe Flacco's body.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kalli posted:

What if we take prime Peyton Manning, but he's only 5 ft 6, how good is he?

I just looked up the shortest QB in NFL history.



Eddie LeBaron

5'7" :3:

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

Ehud posted:

I just looked up the shortest QB in NFL history.



Eddie LeBaron

5'7" :3:

Woah, he died 12 days ago.

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

Ehud posted:

I just looked up the shortest QB in NFL history.



Eddie LeBaron

5'7" :3:


That dude actually has a pretty uncanny resemblance to Johnny Football, at least to me


which now gives me vibes of the Jack Nicholson hotel pic at the end of The Shining and has me officially creeped out

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I wish my last name was LeBaron.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Kyle Bollers brain in Peyton's body

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Ehud posted:

I wish my last name was LeBaron.



Everybody's talkin at me
Can't hear a word they're sayin
Just drivin round in Jon Voight's car

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Is it limited to just QBs? If not, Jovan Belcher's brain in Junior Seau's body.

I'm a bad person :(

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Shath Hole posted:

Is it limited to just QBs? If not, Jovan Belcher's brain in Junior Seau's body.

I'm a bad person :(

its not even funny

pyromance
Sep 25, 2006

Ehud posted:

I wish my last name was LeBaron.



I almost thought I had clicked the wrong thread when I saw this.

And sometimes, I spell my name with a G! :haw:

Pron on VHS posted:

Kyle Bollers brain in Peyton's body

Vick's brain in Pat White's body. Does he even complete a series?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Ben Roethlisberger's brain in Chad Pennington's body

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
With Donald Driver's member.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Tom Brady threw out the first pitch at Fenway today.

It was a sad dirt ball

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ehud posted:

the arm of Jay Cutler
the attitude of Jay Cutler
the mind of Jay Cutler
the legs of Jay Cutler
th

Just put bolts on his neck and let him play.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
He's got pitchface down at least

Has no idea what to do with his off arm though

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Intruder posted:

He's got pitchface down at least

Has no idea what to do with his off arm though

I'd laugh if he'd need tommy john and hurt himself. LAUGH I tells ya.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Bad Moon posted:

Curling owns and I'll fight anyone who besmirches the honor of the sport my one true love the English Women's Skip Eve Muirhead plays.



you rang

on-topic: gronk cut a promo

https://twitter.com/RobGronkowski/status/587362308785106947

Kalli posted:

Tom Brady threw out the first pitch at Fenway today.

It was a sad dirt ball



https://vine.co/v/eudLE1FL1gb

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That's a lot of slider action there, though I doubt he meant to do it

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Raiders tweeted this out and I can't stop laughing

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Matt Ryan's brain and body in a dumpster

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Aw.... Revis saying his instagram account was hacked

Own that poo poo, son

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