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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



hey imp zone got any tips to calm my gamer rage?

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Play Bloodborne.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

It says 6 minutes for me.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



it says 20 but keeps disconnecting. at least it's not starting over every time

i have found that pausing and unpausing when it disconnects makes it resume the DL

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

Frog Act posted:

hey imp zone got any tips to calm my gamer rage?

Just scream "faggots" repeatedly, as loudly as you can, until your face is streaked with tears.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

One minute fifty five on this gamer's launch timer.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



jumped to 4mb, then back to 500k, then back to 3mb, then paused again

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

It's on, dogs.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i am stuck with 50mb left :negative: it wont even reconnect

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

quote:

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I'm in it. Cheers mateys.

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp
My download just restarted. Going to kill myself irl now.

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp
Hey guys, I've got an awesome idea. Let's drop a 350 MB patch right when there are a million people trying to launch the game at once.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



Obesity Reigns.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



gentleman, I am taking the plunge.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Good thing this is one of those games where steam browser works during the load screen.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

game runs like liquid poo poo for no reason, cant skip cutscenes. default controls and mouse settings are horrible

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

If by liquid poo poo you mean, it sprays smoothly out of your rear end and is ultimately a pleasure once it gets going... Then hell yea.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Then again, I didn't get my copy from shady, stinky Brazilians.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I cranked everything to max and put my refresh rate to 120 and so far, it's running fine.

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

Wormskull posted:

I cranked everything to max and put my refresh rate to 120 and so far, it's running fine.

What are your specs?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Frank Horrigan posted:

What are your specs?

GTX 970, i7 4700k or something, and 32 GB of ram.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
my hard disk is full lmao

there are 12 gigs of old nvidia driver downloads on this shitheap (3 copies of each in different places), god i knew nvidia were poo poo but I didn't even think they were this poo poo

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Once I get outside I guess I'll be able to say for sure I guess.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



seems to be running fine on my shitbox computer w/an i7 3.4k, 12gb ram, gtx 745 4gb

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i mean its not perfect and ig et a little stutter here and there but i can live with that.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I gotta say I hate a game where I can't bind space to aim and mouse2 to jump without jacking all kinds of other poo poo up...

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

Frog Act posted:

hey imp zone got any tips to calm my gamer rage?

give weed to your friends girlfriend for free and post about it

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i like the first person mode a lot but is there any way to toggle "true" ironsights?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



vug posted:

give weed to a girl for free and post about it

please don't troll me in the imp zone.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

zen death robot posted:

I wanna know Bobs (bets hes a laptop gamer)

gtx 760, modern processor all that

after the intro the game started running a lot better, so nvm.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

zen death robot posted:

it dropped a frame because it was loading off of a non-ssd and you freaked didnt you

according to the steam overlay it's locked at 59fps instead of 60, something that will probably keep me up tonight.

also god drat the driving is so much loving better than 4's.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



lol i ran into everything in the first mission. i am a terrible driver. definitely buying a game pad tomorrow

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

lmfao if you hold right click unarmed in a car you just flip the bird

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



zen death robot posted:

Xbone game pads work really well

yeah i might just take the plunge and invest in one of these for this. they're expensive but it's probably worth it to not have it break a week after i get it.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



am i missing something re: advanced graphics menu? i dont see any sliders for stuff like depth of field, terrain texture, vehicle population, etc. i want to do some tweaking

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Ten more minutes...

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Im really excited, but this 300 MB patch is taking forever to download. WTF.

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
"Games will rise." -Geoff Keighley, 2014

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