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Rad Lieutenant posted:How's that torture? uh yeah it's part of our hiring board interview
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some of us prefer blueberry syrup on our breakfast foods.
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Branis posted:some of us prefer blueberry syrup on our breakfast foods. 
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Branis posted:some of us prefer blueberry syrup on our breakfast foods. get your fuckin cissyrup out of my face and stop canadashaming
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i'm from minnesota, also known as south canada, so I can canadashame all day.
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strawberry syrup is my jam
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:strawberry syrup is my jam strawberry jam is my poo poo
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strawberry poo poo is my waste after eating strawberry products
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DrakeriderCa posted:uh yeah lol if you can't chug a quart of maple syrup on demand.
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Ask a Cop: lol maple syrup
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I worked as a park naturalist years ago at this lovely local park. It was pretty terrible, and boring as poo poo. The only part that saved it was the place was filled with maple trees which we tapped and made our own house brew pancake syrup right on site. When the boiler was going the contact sugar high of pure deliciousness was amazing.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:strawberry jam is poo poo Correct.
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:Ask a Cop: lol maple syrup Confirming ACAB, fatass pigs only care about donuts and the syrup on their pancakes.
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Who doesn't like donuts on their pancakes?
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Grem posted:Who doesn't like donuts on their pancakes? Cronuts or GTFO
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So back to shitshow restaurants- for those of you working in districts where Club Applebee's is a thing, is that the hive of drunk-on-mudslides train wrecks I'd imagine it is?
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Shooting Blanks posted:Cronuts or GTFO look at this bougie gently caress right here. Where I live you are lucky to get gas station donuts and coffee, none of that fancy stuff. Give me a box of caseys day olds and burnt coffee
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One day we skipped out on PT and went to pancake house as a platoon. Had a syrup chugging competition between two guys, the winner would get released early. Well we ended up doing a bunch of layouts that day, so they just felt like poo poo all day instead.
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:ISN'T ANYONE GONNA DO ANYTHING???? I love how that dude went inside trying to get help from people who obviously wanted them to gtfo, talked all big, and then when the cops addressed him directly, turned into a passive aggressive pussy.
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Smiling Jack posted:Random drug testing, pop hit you get fired. If you're caught drinking / drunk on the job you take a 30 day unpaid suspension and are then subject to snap breathalyzer tests on and off duty at random times, subject to firing if you blow a BAC over 0. Hey, beats the guy the local PD didn't fire until he got caught with meth and pot in his cruiser after doing a hit-and-run. Second accident on duty, too, and he's since been picked up from probation methed up high as a kite and is now doing jail time after this happening repeatedly. http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/...bation-problems quote:A former Des Moines police officer who was caught twice with drugs and a third time when he fled probation and hid in a clothes dryer now is on his way to an Iowa prison. Must be nice to get literally All The Second Chances and gently caress up that specatacularly.
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sounds pretty standard for our justice system. Our judge just sentenced a guy to 60 days in jail time served for felony protection order violation after this guy had literally 20 violations in the last 4 years. Our whole system of government and justice is a goddamn joke. America proves that equality is earned at the barrel of a gun until full communism or the nukes rain down from the heavens bringing scientific justice to all our asses
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Branis posted:sounds pretty standard for our justice system. Our judge just sentenced a guy to 60 days in jail time served for felony protection order violation after this guy had literally 20 violations in the last 4 years. Our whole system of government and justice is a goddamn joke. America proves that equality is earned at the barrel of a gun until full communism or the nukes rain down from the heavens bringing scientific justice to all our asses If I didn't already know you were a communist your opinions on maple syrup would tipped me off.
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Liquid Communism posted:Hey, beats the guy the local PD didn't fire until he got caught with meth and pot in his cruiser after doing a hit-and-run. Second accident on duty, too, and he's since been picked up from probation methed up high as a kite and is now doing jail time after this happening repeatedly. Haha we had a local sheriff with this same sort of story. Spent a few nights in the jail named after him, too.
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Hey cops, what does "ACAB" stand for?
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Captain Bravo posted:Hey cops, what does "ACAB" stand for? all cops are beautiful i'm not a cop tho
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Captain Bravo posted:Hey cops, what does "ACAB" stand for? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=acab
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Alright guys, confess, which one of you played GTAV too much the night before and did this? http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/14/us/arizona-police-run-over-suspect/index.html?sr=fb041415dashcamarizona11pVODtopLink
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Alright guys, confess, which one of you played GTAV too much the night before and did this? http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/14/us/arizona-police-run-over-suspect/index.html?sr=fb041415dashcamarizona11pVODtopLink wow
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Branis posted:that definitely won't make police look good. agreed, it makes em look loving awesome 
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:agreed, it makes em look loving awesome  also get some better radio discipline dude.
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I was watching the cruiser slowly gimp toward the guy thinking poo poo that aint nothing. Then the other cruiser comes in from the right hauling rear end and creams the dude and i was like drat... didnt expect that.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Alright guys, confess, which one of you played GTAV too much the night before and did this? http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/14/us/arizona-police-run-over-suspect/index.html?sr=fb041415dashcamarizona11pVODtopLink  Nostalgia4Infinity posted:All cops are badasses Agreed.
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:I was watching the cruiser slowly gimp toward the guy thinking poo poo that aint nothing. Then the other cruiser comes in from the right hauling rear end and creams the dude and i was like drat... didnt expect that. "OFFICER WHIP SLAGCHEEK REPORTING FOR DUTY"
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JayKay posted:"OFFICER WHIP SLAGCHEEK REPORTING FOR DUTY" 
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